Thought I should get a pic of this

[Oeditpus Rex]

before I clean it.

Coffee stain on my breakfast table.

[Kutjara]

1. It looks just like Jesus'...

...no, I'd better not say it.

[reyd reid reed]

2. ...

I'm speechless. Yes, me.

Speechless.

[crim son]

3. How many men are there in the world?

Almost all of you, you have one. Congratufuckulations!

[Whoa_Nelly]

4. Don't clean it! Sell it on eBay!

Holy Porno Penis Table Stain! No Reserve!

[gkdmaths]

5. Hey!

The vatican will surely pay you something for that. It will fit nicely between the 'missing' parts of the Dead Sea Scrolls and the original Mother Theresa cinnabon.

[catzies]

35. Now. I. Have. Seen. Everything.

n/t

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

6. ROFL!!!!

Actually, my one friend had a stain in her bathtub that looked liked Wilson from "Castaway." She put off washing that part of the tub forever, because of the Wilson stain.

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. Shameless kick

Yes, I'm kicking my... uh...




And I have no shame.

[SeattleGirl]

8. You SURE you didn't do that on purpose????

:P

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. Yup, I'm sure

I was making coffee during the seventh inning, and there... it... was.




And I thought, "The Lounge has gotta see this!" :bounce:

[SeattleGirl]

11. Well, okay. I just wanted to check on whether it was a

self portrait. :hide:

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. Oh, no

It's a pretty small table.

[SeattleGirl]

14. ROFL!!!!

:rofl:

I loves ya, OR! You make my day!

[Dangerously Amused]

10. How the HELL do you drink your coffee???

It's not a straw, dude!



I mean... uh...







IBTL!!!!!!!!!!!



:yoiks:

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. What 'L'?

It's art, dammit!




You don't lock art!

[Deja Q]

15. My stain is larger than your stain!

:rofl:

[MissMillie]

16. you could sell that table on ebay!

bill it as Jesus's penis


































(ok, for sure now, I'm going to hell)

[NewWaveChick1981]

17. If you like, we can call the news media and have them come

out and do a story on the Jesus Penis. (Would that be the Jenis?) :rofl: The faithful will line up at your door and ebay bidders will pay you millions for your holy image. :rofl: :hi:

[Dangerously Amused]

21. The Jenis! Now *that* is funny!

:rofl:


Seriously though, this is clearly a sign from god and it would be sacrilege to sell it or otherwise try to profit from it. I think to be safe and ensure our place in Heaven we should turn OR's house into a shrine and charge admission allow the faithful to view the Jenis miracle after they provide a suitable free-will offering.

Of course we'll sell Jenis t-shirts, mugs, hats, flags, pens and bumperstickers at the souvenir booth, and have genuine authentic Jenis coffee and perhaps specially shaped Jenis sweetrolls at the concession stand.


Jenis! Jenis! Jenis!!!!


:woohoo:

[NewWaveChick1981]

25. That's right---market the hell out of the Jenis! I just hope shrinkage

won't kill the phenomenon. :rofl: :hi:

Glad I could amuse you, DA... :P

[Dangerously Amused]

27. You amuse me in the MOST dangerous way!

:7


:hi:

[NewWaveChick1981]

28. That's what Naughty Girls are supposed to do...

Keep each other dangerously amused... :P

[BarenakedLady]

23. LoL.

Jenis! :rofl:

[NewWaveChick1981]

26. That word popped into my head as I was reading the OP...

:rofl: Hey, if good ol' godless librul Bill Clinton can have the Clenis, then fundies can have the Jenis. :hi: :P

:rofl:

[lizziegrace]

18. Heh

[Mutley]

19. Someone might be telling you something

Is it time for naughtiness?

:evilgrin:

[billyskank]

33. God spilled coffee on Rex's counter in the shape of an erection?

:o

[Mutley]

37. That's my theory

:shrug:

:D

[swag]

20. A true miracle.

I'm weeping.

[av8rdave]

22. Talk about a sign from God!

[buddhamama]

24. it is worthy

of worship. you should alert the press. flocks of 'believers' are just waiting for a sign. :)

[trof]

29. A jelly fish!

WOW!

[rug]

30. "coffee" stain

:eyes:

[TK421]

31. I say keep it....but the next time you have a coffee stain resembling

breasts, PM me......

[Gold Metal Flake]

32. It's Clinton's fault.

[NewWaveChick1981]

39. Of course it is.

Everything since the dawn of time is his fault. :patriot: :rofl:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

34. HA!

:rofl: :rofl: :thumbsup:

[Placebo]

36. Mind if I lick it clean?

God I'm going straight to hell.

[BlueStorm]

38. Truly a miracle!!!

There is nothing so much more er... arousing...than a Jenis!!!


Ok, I know, lame...

Blue