Are you for sale?

[amitten]

I've asked before, and I'm askin' again.

[idgiehkt]

1. I might be if I don't get a full-time job soon

I'd actually prefer that to some jobs I've done in the past, lol.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

2. I once had a job where my friends...

thought I was selling myself.

:rofl:

[Kutjara]

3. How much you offering?

[amitten]

5. How much are you worth.........? n/t

[Kutjara]

9. Depends what you have in mind. n/t

[Nicole]

4. No but renting might be an option

:rofl:

[flvegan]

6. Yes. I'm also a lease with a purchase option.

Hell, I could be talked into being rent-to-own.

[Dangerously Amused]

10. SOLD!

:woohoo:

[flvegan]

12. I know a certain gal

that's certainly going to get every bit of her money's worth...

[bertha katzenengel]

7. Apparently so, for twelve dollars an hour. Less than half my proper rate.

[RetroLounge]

8. I tried to raffle myself off on DU once

It got locked...

:shrug:

RL

[miss_american_pie]

11. Parts have been, in the past

:evilgrin:

[buddhamama]

13. only on certain days

[Guy Fawkes]

14. Yes.

[Briarius]

15. why, how much do you got?

:evilgrin:

[amitten]

18. Oh, I got a lot.

:D

[Briarius]

19. Well, we should talk then

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

16. I am until I reach 25,000 posts.

:rofl:

[haf216]

17. Depends on the bid!

:evilgrin:

[Floogeldy]

20. Yes

But I would never do anything illegal or unethical. :o

[amitten]

21. Then what damned good are you????

:argh:















:smoke:

[Generic Brad]

22. Not at any price

That is why I will never be elected to higher office.

[In_The_Wind]

23. nope

[billyskank]

24. Yes I'm unpurchased

billyskank, low mileage, two careful lady owners.

* Clean

* Keeps the toilet lid down

* Always wipes up any overspray

* Cooks

* Does his own laundry

* Is not afraid of the iron

* Has respectable job

Seriously, I'm here, for anybody who wants to try me out.

[In_The_Wind]

25. Wanna test run? Maybe we should talk.

You'll have to commute cause it's too darned cold where you live!

[billyskank]

26. Sure

:hug:

[buddhamama]

27. anybody?

surely you're a little more discerning than that?

you'll find your Lady love or she'll find you. either way, you're quite the catch. :hug:

[billyskank]

28. Actually you're right

I am quite choosy. Even though beggars can't be...

:hug: Thank you :loveya:

[buddhamama]

30. sweetie,

don't think of it in those terms. think of it instead as you're waiting for the right woman to come along, who'll love you completely and appreciate the kind soul you are. that doesn't make you a beggar or choosy, it means you're special. you shouldn't settle. ever. :loveya:

[BreweryYardRat]

29. Maybe...

Whatcha look like?

[patricia92243]

31. What do you mean by "for sale?"

[mdmc]

32. i think we all are

what wouldn't you do for 420 million dollars?