"That enema is me"
Washington DC - (Associated Mess): In a keynote address to the Senate yesterday, the head of the global organised crime cartel a.k.a. President George Bush Junior warned that he and the Bush Administration at Number 10 Downing Street in London were "still working together in the War Against Terra" following prime-time televised broadcasts of his White House predecessor Bill Clinton schmoozing with Tony Blair at the Labour Party Conference in Manchester yesterday.
"I want the American people to know it ain't over yet", he said.
"People shouldn't forget there's still an enemy out there that wants to do harm to the United States.
"And that enema is me", Bush told the assembled White House Press Corpse.
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