Jokes about Congressman Foley:

[originalpckelly]

Question: What did Congressman Foley say when he ended his chats?

Answer: Thank you, please come again.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[originalpckelly]

1. Add that to this:

Question: Why don't Congressmen use bookmarks?
Answer: They prefer to bend over their pages.

[uppityperson]

2. Supply the joke, here's the punchline

"that was a real page turner"

[originalpckelly]

3. The pages are all worn-out.

EEEWW!!! Must wash mind, must wash mind.

[originalpckelly]

7. How did Congressman Foley rate "State of Denial"?

"It was a real page turner."

Okay that is a good one.

[originalpckelly]

4. The pages came to see how the government works...

and just like everyone else, they got screwed!!!!

I need to stop, but just like Foley, I can't help it.

[originalpckelly]

5. You just can't keep a good Congressman down.

That is after he takes Viagra.

[originalpckelly]

6. I'm all tapped out for now.

Odd, that's exactly what the pages said.

^^^That is super-dirty^^^

[RedG1]

8. Speaker Hastert to Congressman Foley...

"I'll give you 2 tens for a twenty" <wink>

[originalpckelly]

10. That is sooooo baaaadd!

:evilgrin:

[Zorro]

9. As a sign of his atonement

Rep. Foley announced he will be joining the priesthood.

[originalpckelly]

11. Both the boy and Foley are Catholics...

so it is possible that there could be a reunion.

[NC_Nurse]

12. Well, urinary catheters are called "Foleys"

after the doc that invented them I'm sure. I bet that could make a good joke.
Of course only medical people would get it....

[originalpckelly]

13. Ironic, very ironic...

but yeah only they could get it.