What if birds were murderously evil and not shy at all?

[anarch]

[Ediacara]

1. They can be (almost)

Curlews

Although generally coastal, nest in the grassland prairies of Central North America. When you approach within 100m of their nests, they'll take it upon themselves to divebomb you and your vehicle, often getting as close as 1m. I don't know if this is murderous or suicidal...

[Darth_Kitten]

2. We can only dream..........

though I wouldn't ever get between a Tiel and a dried raspberry. I learned my lesson. :evilgrin:

[XemaSab]

3. Trust me:

You don't want to be bitten by a cardinal. :scared:

[terrya]

4. God, that movie scared the bejeebus out of me.

What was scary about it was that there was no explanation offered as to why they suddenly swooped on that town, en masse.

[Kutjara]

5. Swans are vicious bastards.

They can do a lot of damage when riled and are perfectly capable of breaking a child's arm with their beaks. Yes, I was that child.

[graywarrior]

6. And geese. They're the hitmen of birds.