I'm whoring myself to 25K! I'll make out with the first 20 DUers who

[RevolutionaryActs]

reply to this thread. Gender and age be damned.


:rofl:

[WindRavenX]

1. woo!

:D

[RevolutionaryActs]

2. hi baby!

:*

[miss_american_pie]

3. You think you're up for it?

:D

[RevolutionaryActs]

4. Oh yeah!

:evilgrin:

[miss_american_pie]

8. Exactly how low

has your halo slipped? :evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

10. LOL!

:rofl:



This is so going to get locked. :rofl: I love it.

[miss_american_pie]

19. I have never gotten a thread locked

Wanna be my first? :D

[RevolutionaryActs]

22. Oooooh!

I'd love to. ;)

[miss_american_pie]

45. Woohoo!

So what are you wearing? :evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

46. My halo.

:evilgrin:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

50. Oh I'll knock that halo right off.

:evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

53. Well, it is rather precarious as it is.

One little blow, and bye-bye halo. :o

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

59. *blows*

Ooops...it's gone.

[RevolutionaryActs]

63. Oh dear, whatever will I do now?

*bats eyes*

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

65. Whatever you want to do.

[RevolutionaryActs]

66. Oh really?

I just found a smiley that I'm afriad to post.... :o

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

69. Yeah, I'm adventurous.

Post it. :evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

71. Ok...

:o

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

75. BuffytheFundySlayer has posted much worse.

She has the dirtiest smilies. It's great.

[RevolutionaryActs]

78. Yeah, I've seen worse too.

But that's the worst I've posted.





So far... :evilgrin:

[miss_american_pie]

54. The one that's slipping?

Why don't I tie you, I mean, tie that up for you? O8)

[RevolutionaryActs]

58. As long as you tie.... it... really tight.

[miss_american_pie]

61. I'll use the silk scarves

Wouldn't want to leave bruises on your... halo.

[RevolutionaryActs]

64. So thoughtful of you.

[miss_american_pie]

70. Of course

One should always think of their partner's needs.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

77. Tie me up next.

Please.

[miss_american_pie]

80. I'd love too

But for you I'm bringing out the handcuffs.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

86. It's okay. They don't even have to be fuzzy for me.

[miss_american_pie]

103. Want the whip too?

:evilgrin:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

111. Sure.

:evilgrin:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

26. Oh my!

It's about time you do.

[miss_american_pie]

48. Think you could teach me?

:D

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

52. Well sure...I have quite a bit of experience.

[miss_american_pie]

56. I've noticed

I think the entire lounge has noticed. :D

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

67. Well, I do get a lot of help.

It's not me persay, but rather those around me, who keep bringing me down to their perverted level.

[RevolutionaryActs]

68. Is your halo slipping too?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

Mine slipped off awhile ago. I think it was NWC1981's fault.

I love that faery pic!

[miss_american_pie]

73. Oh yes

I understand all about being corrupted by DUers. Trust me. :D

[RevolutionaryActs]

76. Yes, you two are both corrupting me.

I was such a nice girl before you two came along.



:rofl:

[miss_american_pie]

79. Ahem

Allow me to refresh your memory.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=5131423

(I hope the link works.)

[RevolutionaryActs]

81. Um, that was my evil twin.

:think:


:rofl:

[miss_american_pie]

82. Bring her over, too

:evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

84. She'll be more than happy to.......

... come.... over... oh dear.

[miss_american_pie]

105. Does she need jello shots

to ... come ... over? Because I can always make more.

[RevolutionaryActs]

108. She does enjoy her liquor.

She gets even sluttier after a few. If you can imagine that. :o

[miss_american_pie]

113. I understand

I'll watch out for her. Make sure no one takes advantage. (Does it make her clothes fall off, too?)

[RevolutionaryActs]

115. It's been known to happen.

Dancing on tables sometimes happens too. :o

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

121. Got anything else?

I don't consume vodka or gelatin.

[RevolutionaryActs]

124. I'm personally hoping for tequila.

:9

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

127. Yeah, tequila would be awesome.

Some Patron or Corazon would work.

[RevolutionaryActs]

130. Yeah.. with a beer chaser.

Oooh then I'll get *really* naughty. Uh, I mean my evil twin will get really naughty. :o

[miss_american_pie]

126. Name your pleasure

I've got it all. :D

[RevolutionaryActs]

128. My kind of woman.

:D

[miss_american_pie]

133. Openmindedness

is a very good quality. :D

[RevolutionaryActs]

137. Oh yes.

Plus haruka is trying to give me "the gay." :rofl:

[miss_american_pie]

140. LOL

Well if you're going to suffer the punishment, may as well commit the sin. :evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

141. And what did you have in mind?

:evilgrin:

[miss_american_pie]

144. Oooh... good question

It's not my mind so much that leads to the sinning. :D

[RevolutionaryActs]

148. Is it your hands?

[miss_american_pie]

174. That's generally how it starts

Especially when my tongue is occupied with ... halos.

[RevolutionaryActs]

175. Too bad haruka blew it.... off....

:evilfrown:


Will you settle for devil horns? :evilgrin:

[miss_american_pie]

176. Hmmmm...

Well I've never tried them, but they look so hard and upright. I'm much more familiar with that sort of anatomy. :evilgrin:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

177. I'm back!

I wandered off and got lost in GD. You can spank me.

[RevolutionaryActs]

178. I wondered what happen to you!

How could leave such a nice thread for... for GD. :o


Spank you I shall. :spank: :spank: :spank:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

179. Thank you m'am. May I have another? Harder?

*bends over*

[RevolutionaryActs]

180. Harder you say?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

181. Why am I the dead smiley with the x's for eyes?

[RevolutionaryActs]

182. I don't know, it's the only whip one I could find.

I guess this one works. :shrug:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

184. At least I'm not a hanging corpse.

[RevolutionaryActs]

183. Wait! I like this one the best!

This one is good too

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

185. I'm looking at a mouse holding a sign.

It looks like that site doesn't allow hotlinking.

[RevolutionaryActs]

186. Damn it. One second!

:D

[RevolutionaryActs]

187. Ok, let me try this again!

I like this one the best





And this one is good too

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

189. The top one is awesome. I'm saving that. nt

[RevolutionaryActs]

192. I snagged this one for you

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

195. That's a good one for me to have.

:evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

197. Yes, yes it is.

And this one is just plain amusing.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

199. You're having way too much fun with the smileys.

[RevolutionaryActs]

200. You can never have too much fun.

;)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

202. ...

:spray:

God, why did I go into GD? I just want to stab a rusty spork through my eye.

[RevolutionaryActs]

203. Obviously you're a masochist.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

204. Well, actually I'm a switch but...

in terms of GD, definitely a masochist. I find it amazing that people can go into a thread about a pit bull that saved a girl's life in a fire and start ranting on about the evils of the breed.

[RevolutionaryActs]

205. Seriously?

See that's why I don't go in GD. It makes my head hurt. x(

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

207. Yep...GD has been a load of fun.

Add to that someone who flamed me for not being kind to a poster who adopted a homeless dog in the animal rights arson thread. Mind you I actually gave the dog adopter training advice and they thanked me for it. So, yeah, obviously the poster I was actually talking to thought I was kind. And then another poster who sent me a few bitchy PMs because I dared to disagree with the premise of their thread.

Bunch of whackjobs over there.

[RevolutionaryActs]

208. Poor dear, you need some tequila and a nice.. uh... back rub.

:evilgrin:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

209. Okay...

*takes a shot and lays down on stomach*

[RevolutionaryActs]

210. Well, that took a lot of convincing.

:P

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

211. Tequila and backrubs require no convincing.

That feels good.

[RevolutionaryActs]

212. Of course it does, I have magic hands.

;)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

129. Patron?

[miss_american_pie]

132. I don't have any on hand

but for you I could be converted. I mean, run to the liquor store.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

138. Good go get some.

[miss_american_pie]

142. Yes ma'am

Any other requests? :evilgrin:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

145. Some modelo especial and limes.

The other orders will be for when you get back.

[miss_american_pie]

191. Will this do?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

206. Perfect!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

83. Sure...

Because I am such a corrupter.

[RevolutionaryActs]

85. Uh yeah!

You're the one trying to give me "the gay" remember? :silly:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

90. Oh yeah...

did you catch it yet?

[RevolutionaryActs]

91. Not quite, you better try harder.

;)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

94. Well, since you're tied up...

how about somem democracy?

[RevolutionaryActs]

98. Ok.

[WCGreen]

32. Tongue ready and able....

[RevolutionaryActs]

35. Hi ya!

:*

[WCGreen]

37. The revolution will not be televised....

But it can be taped and downloaded for a mear $ 19.95....

Hi ya...

[RevolutionaryActs]

38. omg!

:rofl:

[petronius]

5. Are you a girl? How far will you travel? And if I don't want to make out,

can I redeem it for a travel alarm-clock/radio?

[RevolutionaryActs]

7. Yes, I am a girl.

I suppose you could redeem it for an alarm clock. :shrug:

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

6. gimmie gimmie some of that sugar

:evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

9. Oooooh! Hi cutie!

:*

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

12. how r things?

:hi:

[RevolutionaryActs]

17. Things are fab!

How are you? :D

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

24. school is very very busy

i am finding i real hard to get in 10-15 hours of work work a week...i hope i don't get fired, cause i need cash. :cry:

[RevolutionaryActs]

28. Awwww honeybunny!

I'm sure it'll be ok. :hug:

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

29. with kisses and hugs from you?

you bet it will :loveya:

[RevolutionaryActs]

31. Awww hehe.

Then, here, have some more! :loveya: :hug: :* :hug: :* :loveya:

[RetroLounge]

11. I like your style...

:mwah:

RL

[RevolutionaryActs]

13. Oooh baby!

:*

[Deja Q]

14. What the hell, I could use some affection right now

[RevolutionaryActs]

15. Always for you!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

16. Yeeha! I'm gonna give you "the gay!"

:rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

20. It would be my honor to get "the gay" from you!

:*

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

23. Yay!

:*

[RevolutionaryActs]

27. I guess Miss Pie and I are trying to get this thing locked.

Wanna join in? :evilgrin:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

30. A threesome? Sure!

:evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

34. oooh baby this is gonna be fun!

:evilgrin:



Ok, now really where is LostinVA? We could have a foursome then. :o

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

39. Her spidey sense is slipping.

I'll have to spank her later.

[RevolutionaryActs]

42. Can I join in too?

:evilgrin:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

47. Sure! Spankings for everybody!

:evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

51. I'm very good at spankings, just ask bigwillq and Kleeb

:evilgrin:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

57. Well, I hope Kleeb was legal when you spanked him.

I don't want to have to call you Foley.

[RevolutionaryActs]

60. He was, I think.

[sakabatou]

21. LMAO

[sakabatou]

18. Right on!

[RevolutionaryActs]

25. hehe

:*


How many so far... hmm..

[sakabatou]

33. 8

You got 12 more to go.

[RevolutionaryActs]

36. I'm waiting people...

I'm starting to get lonely. :evilfrown:

[sakabatou]

41. Aw... don't be

I'm sure there's plenty of DU'ers just waiting to be kissed by you. :hug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

43. Awww you're sweet.

:hug:

[sakabatou]

62. That's what I do

[ContraBass Black]

40. I'd better get in on this.

Oh yeah.

[RevolutionaryActs]

44. Sounds like a good idea.

:*

[Oeditpus Rex]

49. I will not abet such slatternly behaviour

I will, however, help you pad the ol' post count. For free. :hi:

[RevolutionaryActs]

55. Too late, you already posted.

[Oeditpus Rex]

72. What, I don't get a Choice?

That's not very progressive. x(

[RevolutionaryActs]

74. You don't want my kisses?

[Oeditpus Rex]

87. I don't want you to use them

as barter for posts.

If you're gonna kiss somebody, it should be because you want to.









I can't believe I'm putting sanctions on those fabulous lips.

[RevolutionaryActs]

88. Fine.

[billyskank]

89. You whore!

:*

:loveya:


:D

[RevolutionaryActs]

92. BILLY!

:* :*

[graywarrior]

93. I dig it that you are such a fucking whore.

[RevolutionaryActs]

95. Ooooooh!

For you graywarrior. :*



And as for you Toby, I will do much more than makeout with you. :evilgrin:

[graywarrior]

96. He is SO ready.

[RevolutionaryActs]

99. Oh baby!

Toby is ruining all of harukas hard work to give me "the gay." Naughty, naughty Toby. :spank:

[graywarrior]

102. Toby whore Toby whore Toby whore!

[RevolutionaryActs]

107. Yup!

How could I not be?



<----- that = teh sex

[BarenakedLady]

97. Damn

Am I too late?

[RevolutionaryActs]

100. Nope!

:*

[BarenakedLady]

101. Woot!

:applause:

[RevolutionaryActs]

104. And your ursername fits right into this thread.

:evilgrin:

[BarenakedLady]

106. Heehee

:bounce: :bounce:

[RevolutionaryActs]

110. Bounce those boobies!

:bounce: :bounce:

[BarenakedLady]

114. You betcha!

:bounce: :bounce:

;)

Oh wait, ow ow ow ow

[RevolutionaryActs]

117. LOL

Don't get too excited now. ;)

:rofl:

[BarenakedLady]

119. Yes I think I pulled something

:rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

120. Who knew having fun could be so dangerous?

:rofl:

[billyskank]

125. It's because she's a bare naked lady

No support, you see. :)

[BarenakedLady]

131. Quit looking

at my bare boobies...

Damn it, I mean DON'T quit looking at my boobies...

;-)

[RevolutionaryActs]

134. Stop, you'll confuse the poor boy.

:rofl:

[billyskank]

136. Don't worry; it's not as if I had any free will in the matter anyway

:D

[billyskank]

135. :D

:*

[BarenakedLady]

146. Hmmmmm

*I will behave...I will behave...I will behave*

:*

[billyskank]

147. Why should you behave?

No-one else here is. :D

:loveya:

[BarenakedLady]

152. Yes

Good point...

:loveya:

:*

:9

:bounce: :bounce:

[billyskank]

153. Exactly

:*

:hug: :loveya:

[BarenakedLady]

155. Well

I certainly could get used to this.

:hug:

:*

[RevolutionaryActs]

149. Why behave?

It's much more fun not to. Plus it's billyskank, who can behave around a cutie like him? :D

[BarenakedLady]

150. Evidentally

Not me.

:9

[RevolutionaryActs]

151. teehee. He loves the attention anyway.

:D

[billyskank]

154. I do not!

:blush:


:loveya:

[BarenakedLady]

156. No?

Ok then, I'll stop :-(

[billyskank]

158. ...

Of course I do :hug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

159. Do so!

;)


:loveya:

[billyskank]

160. That is a filthy slur on my good...uh...name

:rofl:


:loveya:

[RevolutionaryActs]

162. Alright, you *hate* it when women flirt with you.

:eyes:



:loveya:

[billyskank]

165. Yes. I hates it.

:*

[RevolutionaryActs]

168. Liar.

:*

[billyskank]

170. ...

[RevolutionaryActs]

171. Oh dear!

We better get you out of those pants quick. Don't want you to get hurt or anything.. :evilgrin:

[graywarrior]

109. God, you're such a flirt.

[RevolutionaryActs]

112. Who me?

NEVER!

[graywarrior]

116. This thread PROVES IT! OMG, you, you , you....FLIRT.

[RevolutionaryActs]

118. I haven't flirted like this in a long time though.

It feels good! :D

[graywarrior]

122. Yabut, they flirt with you all the time.

I hear about it constantly.

[RevolutionaryActs]

123. It's because I'm a whore, remember.

:rofl:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

139. I'll just slink my sweet sexy self onto the scene...........

Hoo baby, who am I kidding? LOL!

Me? Sexy? Naaaaahhhhh..........

But I'm here to help you get to 25,000 posts!

:bounce: :bounce:

[RevolutionaryActs]

143. Well hello there!

:*

[Radical Activist]

157. Hit 25 yet?

Of course, you would have made out with me anyway, I'm sure. ;)

[billyskank]

161. No, she's got a lot of whoring to do yet

:D

[Radical Activist]

163. That can be said about a lot of 18-20 year old girls

and I don't think its a bad thing. lol

[RevolutionaryActs]

166. I think I should be in the 20-22 group.

I'll be 21 in a couple months, thank you very much. :P

[Radical Activist]

172. But I notice you don't object to being in the group

that has a lot of whoring left to do, regardless of age. Good. :) lol

[RevolutionaryActs]

173. Hey, I started this thread didn't I? There's no way I can deny it.

:rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

164. Nope, only at 15.

So how you doin'?

[Radical Activist]

167. its getting better all the time

nice thread. lol

[RevolutionaryActs]

169. Thank you.

Brings back memories. :7

[xchrom]

188. let's mix this thing up like a long island iced tea.

[RevolutionaryActs]

190. That is a fabulous saying.

:*

[xchrom]

193. .....

;-)

[ghostsofgiants]

194. Such a shameful display.

*shakes head in disappointment*

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

196. Hello.

*pounces*

:*

[ghostsofgiants]

198. Hahaha...

I should have known better. :P

Ah well, when in Rome...

[RevolutionaryActs]

201. lol

nice pic. :rofl:

[bigwillq]

213. Shit! I am too late!

:( :cry:


Could you please make an exception? :loveya:

[RevolutionaryActs]

214. Nope!

You're #19. :7

:* :* :* :* :* :* :*



I was thinking it would be appropriate to have it be the first 25 people who reply, since I'm trying to get to 25K. You know?

[bigwillq]

215. COOL!

I just made it! YIPPEE! :bounce:

[RevolutionaryActs]

216. I guess you're just lucky tonight.

:silly:

[bigwillq]

217. I hit the jackpot!

:bounce: :P :)

[RevolutionaryActs]

218. LOL!

I should have said "You're just getting lucky tonight."

:rofl: :evilgrin:

[bigwillq]

219. Well I do hope I get lucky tonight!

:evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

220. I see.

Naughty.


:rofl:

[NewWaveChick1981]

221. Dammit! My Internets were down last night and into this morning...

...so I missed it all. :cry:

[RevolutionaryActs]

223. Nope. You're lucky number 20.

:* :* :* :* :* :* :*

[NewWaveChick1981]

227. YAY!!!

:* :* :* :* :* :* back at ya! :loveya:

[billyskank]

225. I was wondering where you were

I thought this thread would be right up your street. :hi:


:loveya:

[RevolutionaryActs]

226. Me too, there are actually a couple DUers MIA

for this thread. :evilfrown:

[datasuspect]

222. pucker up

[RevolutionaryActs]

224. omg.

You're too late. You're 21. :P