Best (preferably funniest) Band name EVER?

[Selwynn]

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[Selwynn]

1. Oedipus Rex and the Motherfuckers

No lie... real band! :D

[7th_Sephiroth]

56. local band

Bury the water

[GCP]

77. OMG, excuse me while I wipe off the monitor

That's the best name I've ever seen.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

2. Tha Angry Inch

Here in Orange County

[The Undertaker]

3. These Arms are Snakes...

eom.

[Philostopher]

4. Uncle Daddy ...

And the Family Secret. Good band, too.

[Cat Atomic]

5. Drowning, Not Waving

[ironflange]

6. Swollen Members

[Selwynn]

7. Honorable Mention goes to: Torn Anus

Local Boise band. :)

[Knoxville_Bob]

8. Justin Sayne

Used to listen to them at Krackers when I was stationed in Las Vegas, NV.

[Norbert]

9. Psychofunkopuss

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[The Undertaker]

10. Forgot to add...

"LaserFukStik" from England.

[Syrinx]

11. Government Cheese was a local band

you remember government cheese don't you?

back in the '80's the feds gave out all this old surplus food, mostly cheese, to old people. my grandma got some, and I ate a lot of it. wasn't bad, actually.
made some decent grilled cheese sandwiches.

[JVS]

39. There is no government cheese now?

bummer

[baldguy]

45. I loved gov't cheese!

edit: The cheese, that is. Never seen the band.

[hatrack]

57. I LOVED "Camping On Acid"!

The tent's getting bigger,
The tent's getting bigger,
The tent's getting bigger - it's a MONSTER!!

[wingnut]

12. John Cougar Concentration Camp

or...

BiCurious George

[Name removed]

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[Screaming Lord Byron]

69. Really? n/t

[SiobhanClancy]

14. Big Dick and the Extenders

from the Florida Keys.

[jonnyblitz]

52. gasp

:wow:

[Alexander]

15. Vomitorial Corpluence

A Christian death-metal band, I'm told.

[WindRavenX]

16. Butthole Surfers

Seriously. WTF?
I like some of their songs..but wtf is up with their name?

[rjbcar27]

17. Toad the Wet Sprocket

[hatrack]

18. Three Nominees (can't pick a favorite)

1. The Very Idea Of Fucking Hitler (SoCal punk band, I believe)

2. Hornets Attack Victor Mature (ditto)

3. The Shitty Beatles (Austin band - mid-80s.)

[dbt]

19. The Edgar Alan Po' Boys

My old-time string band from Little Rock. Name was thought up by some Raven lunatic (me)!

:evilgrin:
dbt

[SmileyBoy]

20. Hitler Stole My Potato

Found the name on bandreg.com

[SmileyBoy]

21. The Farts (Seattle grunge band from the late-80's).

[Spirochete]

28. Is that the one

some of the Guns and Roses personnel, like Duff, were in at one time?

[Cosmic_Latte]

37. Lovely name!

They should get all the attention!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

22. Os Eletrodomésticos (The Household Appliances) in Brazil (OHW)

[psychopomp]

23. The Doobie Brothers

:smoke:

[Scurrilous]

24. Rage Against the Coffee Machine

eom

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

25. OK, admit it. 70% of these are made up, right? RIGHT? (nt)

[SmileyBoy]

26. Not the ones I entered in.

They're real, all right.

[Scurrilous]

27. Check it out:

http://www.mamster.net/ratcm/

They're for real. :)

[vi5]

29. Born Against.....

I've always loved that name.

[peekaloo]

30. XXX Girls (you had to be there)

Local Tampa band in the early eighties. All the geezers would show up looking for nekkid women......good for a larf when the band came onstage watching them head for the exits mumbling about the cover charge being a rip.

[underpants]

31. Mao St. Helen

Richmond band

[Screaming Lord Byron]

32. Edward II and the Red Hot Polkas. n/t

[AngryAmish]

33. Buck Naked and the Barebottom Boys

[mac56]

34. Little Stubby and the Disappointments

The Flammable Jammies
You and Whose Army

[NoPasaran]

35. Throbbing Gristle

Late 70s punk era. Not so much a band as generators of amplified noise.

[mac56]

36. Can't forget Me First and the Gimme Gimmes

nm

[CrownPrinceBandar]

38. The Inbred

[MrBenchley]

40. Four Out of Five Dentists

[skypilot]

41. Big Head Todd and the Monsters

*

[Skittles]

42. Titty Bingo

in Austin Texas. :7

[peekaloo]

48. Har! When I moved to Houston I remember seeing quite a few cars

with "Titty Bingo" bumperstickers......didn't realize it was a band, just thought Texans had some "interesting" sex clubs. :dunce:

Used to love asking others just exactly how the game was played. :D

[NashVegas]

43. Screaming Broccoli

Underground Vermont band from the mid-late '80s.

Runners up:

Woofing Cookies
Swinging Erudites

[Bossy Monkey]

44. Dick Stiff and the Swinging Testicles

College-type band in Great Britain in the early 80s

[Blue_Tires]

46. lol

The Dead Milkmen

Sister Mary Jane Rottencrotch (my all-time personal fav. I think i remember them as a local band in the KC area)

[jimbo fett]

47. Wild Girls from Mount Pilot

A band which got its name from an Andy Griffith reference is great!

[Blue_Tires]

49. The Band That Saved The World

straight out of Lawrence, KS

[mac56]

50. The Men They Couldn't Hang

nm

[mac56]

51. The Hayley Mills Brothers

nm

[annagull]

53. The Ass Baboons of Venus

I'm getting their cd for xmas.

[ohiosmith]

54. Pontious Pilot and the Nail Drivers, Stinky and the Right Guards

[jonnyblitz]

55. "Scraping Foetus Off the Wheel", apparently they are now

called just "Foetus".


http://www.foetus.org/

[Screaming Lord Byron]

58. Also 'You've got Foetus on your breath'.

59. Big Balls and the Great White Idiot

German punk band, same era as Nina Hagen
really, here's a link and names of songs from an album... notice they do the Velvet's White Light White Heat.

http://www.pogopunx.de/big_balls1.htm

I’m A Punk - TV-Song - Enemy Love/Schlitz-Blitz - No More Nightmares - Damned, Damned Life - Rock’n’Roll Madness - Search And Destroy - Intro - Raver Treatment - Anarchy In Germany - Kick Her In The Dirt - No Chance - Hey. Dr. Frey - White Light, White Heat - I’m Singing To You With My Finger In Your Ass - Go To Hell

[jonnyblitz]

61. I used to love Nina Hagen . (nunsexmonkrock)

65. Paul Schaffer

did you ever notice Paul Schaffer (of Letterman's band) is playing keyboard on nunsexmonkrock?


Also Chris Spedding does some guitar if I remember correctly.

[jonnyblitz]

80. LOL..no way!!!!

that is tooo wierd!! I had the cassette back in the day and I dont remember reading who played what. that is way funny tho about Paul Schaffer!

[Bossy Monkey]

81. He was also the head Italian in Holly and the Italians

which is also a funny band name

[frylock]

60. 12 angry steps

[foxy]

62. I knew a local band at a college in north texas

called themselves "riddle me this"

[foxy]

63. I also always thought "meatloaf" was just too funny n/t

[DS1]

64. Farting Catastrophes of the Anus

:shrug:

[toddzilla]

66. neuter the stupid

totally naked DJ
screaming cheetah wheelies

[Richardo]

67. XNASA's "Nine Inch Tent"

Still one of my all time faves... :D :thumbsup:

[tigerbeat]

68. Honest Bob and the Factory-to-Dealer Incentives

pure genius

[DinahMoeHum]

70. Killer Pussy - new wave 80's band from Phoenix, AZ. . .

n/t

:evilgrin:

[wingnut]

73. Yeah!

They did that song, "Teenage Enema Nurses in Bondage"

[annagull]

71. The Roto-Rooter Good Time Christmas Band

Their big "hit" was the Martian March.

[annagull]

72. Totem Pole of Losers & TONTO's Expanding Head Band

TONTO refers to a series of synthesisers, not the TV charator.

74. in the same vein as Expanding Head Band

Joseph Byrd and the Amazing Field Hippies

[Buns_of_Fire]

75. Seven Year Bitch

(No, really...)

76. no one has mentioned the Circle Jerks

that I can see, yet

[Forkboy]

78. These are all real names

Sandy Duncan's Eye
Anus the Menace
Pig Destroyer
Duh
1000 Homo DJ's
Revolting Cocks


And yes,all of these are sitting in my collection :)

[NightTrain]

79. A few names of Connecticut bands from the '80s and '90s

Aztec Two-Step*
The Voluptuous Horror of Karen Black
Yoko Ono's Ass


*A slang phrase for diarrhea, in case you didn't know!

[maxanne]

82. let us not forget

The Dead Kennedys

The Ass Tractors

and MC 900 Foot Jesus

:D