Five-Star Cookie Recipe

[areschild]

Here is how to make my favorite Christmas Cookies.........

Christmas Cookie Ingredients:

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ...just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check
the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget
to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

CHERRY MISTMAS

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[elperromagico]

1. LOL

LOL means I'm laughing. :)

[sandnsea]

2. lol

That was fun! Vicarious drinking, especially since I don't drink!

[SheilaT]

3. Best laugh I've had in a long time!

I almost didn't read the recipe when I saw the first ingredient was water, then I saw the Jose Cuervo and I wondered what kind of dumb cookie would have perfectly good tequila in it. I'm going to forward this to everyone I know. And I NEVER do mass mailings.

[areschild]

4. Glad you liked it,

but if anyone has an allegy to fruit, they may wind up with a headache.