Poll for Harry Potter fans -- Am I pathologically insane?

[southerngirlwriter]

Poll question: Poll for Harry Potter fans -- Am I pathologically insane?

I find Severus Snape kind of sexy...the whole dungeon thing....the dark, brooding, mysterious keeper of secrets.....the checkered past and the courage he exhibits in being Dumbledore's spy now...and I just woke up from a dream that, well, I'm embarrassed to talk about, but basically it involved me, Severus, the dungeon, and the fact that I'd been a baaaaaad little Gryffindor.

Should I go to therapy now? What do you think? Cast your votes below. Thank you!

[ET Awful]

1. You always struck me as more the Hagrid type :) :) :)

n/t

[southerngirlwriter]

2. You think?

Hagrid's so darn soft-hearted. I'd have to be, like, a lot healthier than I am to want a guy like Hagrid. He'd be all sweet and attentive and nurturing. LOL.

[WildClarySage]

3. OOOOOHHHHHHH yeah

Snape can give me detention anytime.

[southerngirlwriter]

4. Have you read Order of the Phoenix?

It may just be wishful thinking on my part, but there seemed to be a deeper....subtext....between him and Harry.

There's a whole school of literary criticism that reads the HP series as pro-gay (because their hero is a guy who's different and accepts himself anyway, among other things).

On Edit: wishful thinking on my part because I, alas, am not enrolled at Hogwarts. Harry might as well get to do Severus if I can't. Sigh.

[southerngirlwriter]

5. A kick, because it's Christmas Eve, I'm all alone,

and I'm bored.

[Limbought]

6. pathologically?

No, I don't think so, but I do feel you have bad taste in men.

[Cosmic_Latte]

7. Well, well, well..

I kinda have these thoughts myself... just shy to admit it. I find Snape weirdly appealing. And I wonder if I had to choose among the four houses, I'd rather be in Slytherin (where all the bad guys come from -- very baad.) ;-)

You are not alone.

[southerngirlwriter]

8. I have the same thoughts.

Although, if I got to pick, I'd pick to be in Gryffindor and just try to date a Slytherin boy on the sly. See, Slytherin friends won't risk their life to save you. Gryffindor friends will.

Although, based on my understanding of the criteria for sorting, I'd be like Hermione -- it would seriously consider Ravenclaw for me, hem and haw a bit, and then decide on Gryffindor.

It's fun to try to put people I know, or celebrities, into the Houses.

* would be in Slytherin, without a doubt. "Those cunning folk use any means to achieve their ends."

Also, the whole disdain for "mudbloods" thing fits the GOP like a glove.

[Limbought]

9. I'm still in mourning over the loss of Sirus ......

Now he would make a good fantasy subject.

[southerngirlwriter]

10. Do you read any fan fiction?

The OVERWHELMING majority of fan fiction I've read, in many different places, has Sirius and Remus as lovers.

I always pictured him as a ladies' man type, but I seem to be the only one.

[Limbought]

11. Could it be that .......

Sirius brings out the "beast" in Remus?

[southerngirlwriter]

13. I think so. :-)

Remus is a great character (and JK Rowling has said in interviews that he's her favorite). I love the way he handled Harry in the 3rd year. Fantastic teacher.

[MountainLaurel]

20. Well, they are both dogs

So in a way, it does make sense. Though I do see Sirius as a ladies man during his Hogwarts days.

[MountainLaurel]

22. FF addict here

And it all began with a Google search for info on whether Snape had a sister. I totally concur with you about Professor Snape. My BF has discovered all of my Severus fanfic links and has been mocking me mercilessly, though he is impressed that I went for the dark, intelligent guy with a past and substance rather than a flashy Adonis.

One of my other favorite pairings is Draco and Ginny; it's so Romeo and Juliet, with wands.

[7th_Sephiroth]

23. nah

Draco is a little nazi

[Limbought]

24. Give Ginny a break, will ya?

She was already involved in that "Tom Riddle" thing.

[Robb]

12. Now wait just a consarn minute...!

:) ...shoulda bought "Robb is a Dingbat" futures.

[southerngirlwriter]

14. Heh. Do I owe you royalties or something?

;-)

[Robb]

28. Naw. I'm registered with ASCAP and BMI...

...Every four years, I get a check for $0.04.

:evilgrin:

[moof]

15. He looks like you are in more trouble !

Perhaps he does not care for you sharing your dreams or
are they really dreams ?

[Coventina]

27. *sigh* Alan Rickman

I was already half in-love with Snape as it was. That casting sealed the deal.....

[southerngirlwriter]

29. Merry Christmas to MEEEEEEEEEEEE

*drool* *drool* *drool* *drool* *drool* *drool* *drool* *drool*

[7th_Sephiroth]

16. me an a (female) anime geek

are pushed more twards Hermione, as long as she shut her yap afterwards, she can be a bit of a bore

[Breezy du Nord]

17. I always kinda thought Snape was cool too

Not sexy, but interesting.

[Limbought]

18. He is a deeply troubled soul ....

plus, he needs a good shampoo.

[Breezy du Nord]

19. Yeah, greasy hair ain't my thing

:)

[7th_Sephiroth]

21. dont forget

snape is an all around asshole, i was talking with Pavarati Patil and hermione in class ang he made me stay late and brew up a de-louseing potion

[PatGund]

25. You're not alone

One of my best friends has pretty much the same fantasy about Snapes discussing the fact that she's been a bad little Slytherin girl.... (Laugh)

[Jen72]

26. I love Snape too.

nt.

[TrogL]

30. How about Filch the janitor

mmmm those whips and chains!!

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