Where in the hell is SANTA CALUS?

[underpants]

http://www.noradsanta.org/

http://www.boston.com/news/nation/articles/2003/12/24/norad_to_track_santa_despite_terror_alert/

The agency has also set up a toll-free hot line for children who want Santa updates: 1-877-HI-NORAD (1-877-446-6723) About 400 military volunteers inside Cheyenne Mountain Air Station will operate the phone bank from 9 a.m. today until 3 a.m. tomorrow.

[Kolesar]

1. I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus

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3. Top Ten Signs Your Wife Is Having An Affair With Santa Claus

http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/archive/ls_topten_archive1997/ls_topten_archive_19971215.shtml

10. She refers to your bed as "Santa's Workshop".
9. An elf comes by the house to drop off a pair of her earrings.
8. Your new baby has white hair and a beard.
7. She smells like a combination of peppermints sticks and reindeerchow.
6. Instead of mailing your children's letters to Santa, she juststuffs themin her bra.
5. Paramedics need jaws of life to get the two of them out of yourchimney.
4. Lately, she's been commuting to work in a flying sled.
3. She keeps saying, "Not tonight -- visions of sugarplums are dancingin myhead."
2. For Christmas, your kids receive something called, "TheYour-Daddy-SucksDoll".
1. During sex she shouts, "Ho, ho, ho!"

[trof]

2. Santa Calus is coming to town.

But his feet hurt.

[underpants]

4. Kick for matcom

Ppppppptttthhhh

[matcom]

5. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

:kick:

[underpants]

6. First Sighting!

Dressed as Santa Claus, Spencer Slate is towed by an underwater scooter, around the Christ of the Deep statue in the Florida Keys National Marine Sanctuary, about four miles off Key Largo, Florida, December 23, 2003. A Key Largo dive shop owner, surprised his customers with the Santa costume as a pre-Christmas treat. FOR EDITORIAL USE ONLY NO SALES REUTERS/Bob Care/Handout