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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 04:44 PM
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Justin Wilson's 'A Cajun Christmas'
"Twas de night befo' Christmas, and all t'ru de house,
Dey don't a t'ing pass, not even a mouse.

De chirren been nezzle good an' snug on de flo', and Maman pass de pepper t'ru de crack on de do'.

Den Maman in de fireplace done roas' up de ham,
stir up de gumbo and make bake de yam.

Den out on de by by-you, dey got such a clatter,
Make soun' like old Boudreau done fall of his ladder.

I run like a rabbit to get to de do', trip ovah de dorg, and fall on de flo'!

As I look out de do' in de light o' de moon,
I t'ink 'Mahn, you CRAZY, or got ol' too soon.'

Cuz dere on de by-you w'en I stretch ma' neck stiff,
dere's eight alligator a pullin' a skiff!

An' a little fat drover wit' a long pole-ing stick,
I knowed r'at away got to be ol' St. Nick.

Mo' fas'er an' fas'er de 'gator dey came,
he whistle and holler an' call dem by name:

'Ha, Gaston!
Ha, Tiboy!
Ha, Pierre an' Alcee!
Gee, Ninette!
Gee, Suzette!
Gee, Celeste an' Renee!

To de top o' de porch, to de top o' de wall,
make crawl, alligator, an' be sho' you don' fall!'

Like Tante Flo's cat, t'ru de treetop he fly,
w'en de big ol' houn' dorg come a run hisse'f by.

Like DAT up de porch dem ol' gator clim',
wit' de skiff full o' toy, an' St. Nicklus behin'.

Den on top o' de porch roof, it soun' like de hail,
w'en all dem big gator done sot down dey tail.

Den down de chimley, I yell wit' a BAM,
an' St. Nicklus fall in, and sit on de yam!

'Sacre!' he axclaim, 'ma pant got a hole,
I done sot ma'se'f on dem red hot coal!'

He got on his foots, an' jump like a cat,
out to de flo', where he lan' wit' a SPLAT!

He was dress' in musk-rat from his head to his foot,
an' his clothes is all dirty wit' ashes an' soot;
a sack full o' playt'ing he t'row on his back,
he look like a burglar, an' dass fo' a fack!

His eyes how dey shine, his dimple, how merry!
Maybe he been drink de wine from blackberry?
His cheek was like rose, his nose like a cherry,
on secon' t'ought, maybe he lap up de sherry!

Wit' snow-white chin-whisker' an' quiverin' belly,
he shook when he laugh like de stromberry jelly!

But a wink o' his eye an' a shook o' his head,
make my confi-dence dat I don't got to be scared.

He don' do no talkin' but gone straight to his work,
puttin' playt'ing in de socks, and den' he turn wit' a jerk.

He put bot' his han' dere on top o' his head,
cas' an eye on de chimley, an' den he done said:
'Wit' all o' dat fire an' dem burnin' hot flame,
ain' no WAY I go back by de way dat I came!'

So he run out de do', and he clim' to de roof,
he ain' no fool, him, for to make one mo' goof.

He jump in his skiff, and he crack his big whip,
de gator move down and dey don' make one slip.

An' I hear him shout loud, as a'splashin' he go,

'Merry Christmas to all, 'til I saw you some mo'!'




Merry Christmas, all! :)
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madfloridian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 05:29 PM
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1. Remember his pecan chicken recipe?
We used to watch him all the time. I "guar-an-tee".
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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 05:44 PM
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2. He was great!
:)
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 05:57 PM
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3. I loved that guy!
have several of his cookbooks!
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ronzo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 06:04 PM
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4. Da Twelve Yats of Christmas
1. On'da foist day'a Christmas mah Mawmaw gave'to me
a Crawfish'dey Caught in Arabi (pronounced: Air-uh-bee)

2. In'da Christmas Picayune I seen it Dere'n Section E,
Tujaque's Recipe, an'da crawfish dey caught in Arabi

3. On'da thoid day' a Christmas we Stopped at McKenzie for
Three French Breads, Tujaque's recipe, an'da crawfish dey caught in Arabi

4. On the fourth day I said OK let's get a Christmas tree
Before'ya Drive Me Nuts, three french breads, Tujaque's recipe,
an'da crawfish dey caught in Arabi.

You get the idea... it's this local guy, Benny Gunch.
Find the complete lyrics here, top of the page:

Twelve Yats of Christmas

Joyeaux Noel from N'awlins, baby.








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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 06:08 PM
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5. God bless Justin and God bless Paddy.
I am reading this in mah bess cajun accent to my Cajun wife and assembled guests at dinner tomorrow evening.
Thanks Paddy and God Bless and Merry Christmas!
trof
:hi:
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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 07:47 PM
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9. YW!
:hi:
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Iverson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 06:42 PM
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6. My wife liked this one a lot.
HOOM boy!
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Lindsay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 07:24 PM
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7. As an Honorary Cajun
(thanks to an authentic Cajun net friend of good heart if questionable politics :shrug: ), I thank you! Very fun.
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kskiska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 07:36 PM
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8. Strange, but Wilson wasn't really a Cajun, himself
though he did so much to promote Cajun culture. I attended a taping of one of his shows when I lived in NOLA. Afterwards, everyone lined up for a sample of his crawfish stew. Mmmmmm.
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