What should I leave out for Santa?

[Amaya]

Poll question: What should I leave out for Santa?

The kids want leave him chocolate chip cookies. But I feel he gets tired of the same old thing... What do ya think? :shrug:

[mot78]

1. Beer!! JUST BEER

:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:

[Limbought]

3. Jack Daniels & Fig Newtons

[Amaya]

7. Eww

He won't be able to drive his sleigh after that! :hurts:

[Limbought]

27. "Hey baby, it's cold outside ......."

He needs something to ward off the chill.

Jack is a GREAT chill warder offer!

[TrogL]

2. Stomach nostrums

He's gonna be in rough shape after all those milk and cookies.

[Droopy]

4. Santa really shouldn't be drinking and sleighing

I vote for brownies and add a nice tall glass of milk.

[sleipnir]

8. It's cool, Hermie's the DD tonight!

Santa's had a rough week, now that Saddam got found, he had to find him a present. And Bush still wants to be Master of the Universe, which Santa has already promised to Al Gore in 2019.

[Bronco69]

5. Too much sugar gives me heartburn

and if Santa's anything like me you better leave some Pepcid out for him too.

[Bozola]

6. Single malt Scotch!

How'dya think the ol'Bastard keeps his nose red all night? Beer's not going to do the trick, at least not without having to stop and p**s on all the trees all bloody night...


I'd think GlenMorangie, Côte D'or, Burgundy cask conditioned would do nicely for a cold flight.

[Cry Freedom]

9. Just remember:

Whatever you leave will be insignificant, but it is very important that you leave it. :crazy: :silly:

[camero]

10. Beer, so he can crash into my house.

I wonder if my insurance covers sliegh crashes...lol

[eleny]

11. Coffee and a giant pancake!

Well... it always worked for me!

[Amaya]

12. That's a new one

:silly:

[Piperay]

13. Popcorn

that's my favorite! :9

[Parrcrow]

14. a reliable flight plan and a good radio

or he'll get shot down over New York or Washington by John Ashcroft.

:freak:

[Amaya]

19. *snarf*

I forgot about that :crazy:

[kixot]

15. Scotch and hookers?

Just figuring his demographic and all.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

16. A bear trap in the hearth? n/t

[Roon]

17. we also used to leave out a carrot for the reindeer

My mom would gnaw on it and toss it out in the front yard for us kids to find. I was "this" close to disbelieving santa, until I found that carrot!! Made me believe for a couple of more years..lol

[Santaclaus]

18. I'd like a cold beer and some danish butter cookies

Maybe a hustler

[Amaya]

20. Bad Santa!

:spank: :crazy: :silly:

[FreakinDJ]

21. I didn't see the Big Fatty and a Hieniken button

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

22. i didn't leave him cookies!

i left him cheeeeeeeeeeeese!

[Amaya]

24. The final result was:

Nuts and beer :toast: :party: Santa is a happy guy this year!

[FreakinDJ]

23. I didn't see the Blow Job button

Hell I'm the one who spent all my money on these ungreatful kids. I should at least get some thing to smile about

[DieboldMustDie]

25. I have a hunch Santa likes...

the very same things you like. ;)

[maveric]

26. A double shot of Crown Royal and nice little bud of some good chronic.

And bag of Cheetos for the road.

[The Undertaker]

28. beer and pickled herring