"Oh, dear god,

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thank you,
you are such a good god to us.
A kind and gentle and accommodating god,
and we thank you oh sweet, sweet lord of hosts
for the smorgasbord you have so aptly laid at our table this day,
and each day,
by day,
day by day,
by day
oh dear lord three things we pray
to love thee more dearly,
to see thee more clearly,
to follow thee more nearly,
day,
by day,
by day.
Amen."

Ben Stiller,
"Meet The Parents"
(Best Impromptu Grace Ever)

[billyskank]

1. ...

:hi:

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2. Good morning, doll face. Have you seen that movie?

I hated it the first time I saw it, but then it REALLY grew on me.
How are you?:rofl: :hug:

[billyskank]

4. Hi babe

:hug:

Nope, never seen the movie. That was new to me.

I am okay. I am facing having to do some work now that I've been putting off for a couple of weeks. Unfortunately there are no other things left to do. x(

I hope you are well. :loveya:

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6. Heh, I'm trying!

:bounce: Good luck with your work!

[Sugar Smack]

3. DUPE

delete

[billyskank]

5. NO WAY!!

:bounce:

[Random_Australian]

9. Way, billy. Just way.

:D

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. 'Let us praise God. Oh, Lord...

CONGREGATION

Oh, Lord...

HEADMASTER

Oooh, you are so big...

CONGREGATION

Oooh, you are so big...

HEADMASTER

So absolutely huge...

CONGREGATION

So absolutely huge...

HEADMASTER

Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell you...

CONGREGATION

Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell you...

HEADMASTER

I mean, you're so tough and strong, you could beat anybody up...

CASTRATO (chants)

You would smash his face in...

HEADMASTER

And forgive us, O Lord for this our dreadful toadying...

CONGREGATION

And barefaced flattery...

HEADMASTER

But we are most incredibly impressed, 'cos you are so strong and well, just so super.

CONGREGATION

Fan-tastic.



CONGREGATION (singing)

Oh Lord, please don't burn us

Don't grill or toast your flock

Don't put us on the barbecue

Or simmer us in stock

Don't braise or bake or boil us

Or stir-fry us in a wok...

[Random_Australian]

8. And then there is the 'other' version of the Lord's Prayer.

Our Father, who art in heaven,

Hallowed be thy Name.

Thy kingdom come.

Thy will be done,

On earth as it is in heaven.

Give us this day our daily bread.

And forgive us our trespasses,

As we forgive those who trespass against us.

And HOLY FUCK THERE IS A SPIDER ON MY SHIRT! AAAAAGH GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!

:)

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10. "Hey, hey, If you would take a second, take the little sticks out of your

head, clean out your ears, and maybe you would see that I'm a person who has feelings, and all I have to do is do what I wanna do and all I want to do is hold on to my bag and not listen to you! And the only way that I would ever let go of my bag would be if you came over here right now and tried to pry it from my dead, lifeless fingers, okay? If you can get it from my kung-fu grip then you can come and have it, okay? Otherwise, step off, bitch."


:rofl: Poor Greg

[buddhamama]

11. i thought this was going to be a thread about XTC

Good Morning, Sugar Sugar! :) :hi:

Meet the Parents was a hoot!

[Sugar Smack]

12. Good morning, me love!

I LOVED that movie, but only after I saw it a good half-dozen times. Then I wanted to own a copy.

"Greg Honey, how are you doing?"

"Oh great, considering I desecrated your Grandma's remains, found out you were engaged, and had your Father ask me to milk him."


:rofl: BWAAAAAAH! LOL! :loveya: :hug:

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13. Dupe

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