What should Santa take G.W. Bush? I'm ready to hit the Eastern Seaboard

[Santaclaus]

I haven't donated, so Santa can't do this in Poll form.

[Hillsey]

1. I lump of coal

and some pretzels

[Santaclaus]

2. hmm ...maybe just pretzels..and a note

"Ho Ho hope you joke on it ya sunofa....."

[7th_Sephiroth]

16. the best thing you can do

is take away all his money

[Don Claybrook]

3. The picture book of

Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them.

Is it out in picture-only format yet?

[Catshrink]

4. Bill Clinton action figure or portrait

so he can see what a real president looks like.

[BigMcLargehuge]

5. a nice big sack of elephant shit

[Philostopher]

6. A pink slip ...

But we're all hoping that's for next Christmas, if not this one...

[exgop]

7. A lump of coal the size of Rhode Island

And a pretzel the size of Texas.

[JohnKleeb]

8. Saddam's beard

[Jack Rabbit]

9. Hmmm . . .

A lump of coal? Nah, he'll think it came from his polluting buddies in the coal industry.

A bundle of switches? Nah, he'll think it's a cute gift from a timber industry magnate thanking him for the Healthy Forests Act.

Gee, Santa, I'm sorry. The traditional put downs just don't work with Bush. This guy's just too dumb to realize when you've dissed him.

Wait, I know. Let's give him peace on earth, goodwill towards men. That's something people like Bush just can't stand. There's no money to be made in it and no way for one man to exploit another. That'll fix 'em.

[Crunchy Frog]

10. A nice, all expenses paid

vacation package including room and board, in the Hague. For about 30 years or so

[Gemini Cat]

11. Give him a

plastic turkey and a lump of coal.

:dem:

[Dagaz]

12. Richard Reed running shoes

[many a good man]

13. A good lawyer!

He's gonna need one.

[The Undertaker]

14. A one-way ticket straight to Hell.

He deserves it.

[Jack Rabbit]

15. You can take him back to the North Pole with you

Have you ever read Frankenstein?

Don't you just love the ending?

[neebob]

17. How about a fabulous pair of handcuffs

and a couple of marshals to escort him to his fabulous prison cell?

[Jim Sagle]

18. A beating.

[proud patriot]

19. Please him the "idiots guide to the Constitution"

:hi:

[Santaclaus]

20. If I could find someone to read it to him

I would....sorry for the break, santa was in Boston and Newyork for a bit. Then he came back to watch the muppets christmas carol.

[eileen from OH]

21. Chutes and Duct Tape

Cuz he'll at least be able to figure out the color thing. With help, anyway.

eileen from OH

[Santaclaus]

22. Chutes?

Santa's confused.

[eileen from OH]

23. See, ya spin the little wheel

and then move to that color on the path. And you might get a "chute" which slides you backwards, or get a ladder which enables you to take a leap forward. Only I called it "chutes and duct tape" cuz of John Asscroft and Tommy Thompson and the Homeland Security thing and. . .ah, gee, never mind.

really, you need little kids to 'splain it all to ya . . .

eileen from OH ( The "I'll Play Anything But Candyland" State)