If you could fight one conservative, who would it be?

[Wetzelbill]

I'd have to go with Tom Delay. Possibly, Sean Hannity or OxyRush, because they have such big mouths, but, Delay really is in need of a good beatin'.

[JohnKleeb]

1. lol Bill

It would be this kid.
I'll show him what we learn in public school :evilgrin:
For everyones info that is Kyle Williams, a right wing kid a year younger than me. He has own column on I believe world net weekly and wrote a book called seen and heard or something like that but I wouldnt fight him because fighting sucks ass.

[St. Jarvitude]

16. What an awful haircut!

Geez, looks like some furry animal died on his head and his lazy, rich ass didn't want to take it off.

[JohnKleeb]

17. I know

His ass is homeschooled :). I thought my hair could be bad :) then I saw Kyle Williams ;) hehe.

[GregorStocks]

2. Bush!!! Or Rove...

Assuming no Secret Service agents...

Why on earth am I posting this?

[JohnKleeb]

4. ya got me dude

Personally my plan for Bush would be to bake him pot brownies ala Dick, when those two girls give Dick pot brownies. Rove, I would lock him in the bathroom, and burn his plans or at least crumble them.

[La_Serpiente]

3. Rick Santorum

This is one Queer that would like to beat the $h!t out of him.

[JohnKleeb]

5. heh

You can use that picture and paint shit on Ricky boy.

[La_Serpiente]

8. lol ... yeah

[JohnKleeb]

10. You must see my Bush dartboard

:)
maybe you give Rick a makeover, or enlarge parts of his body. Oh the things you do when you got too much time :).

[leftyandproud]

22. watch it...

freepers bite

[Wetzelbill]

6. excellent choice

[JohnKleeb]

7. yeah Santorium dude

:puke:
we need to get him a dog guys :).

[Wetzelbill]

9. I would never hit a lady....wait...Coulter's a guy, right?

[JohnKleeb]

11. as of 12/25/03 nah shes a dude

[salinen]

12. I'd be forced to slap

Dick Morris. Never will I use a closed fist on a lady.

[JohnKleeb]

13. lol

looks like a dude to me :)
I dont know much about Morris honest.

[VelmaD]

14. Definintely Delay

Every time I think about his involvementin the Texas redistricting fiasbo I want to beat him to within an inch of his life.

We have a saying in Texas, "He needed killin'".

[JohnKleeb]

15. Here a Tom there a Delay

[Wetzelbill]

18. Good ol' Devil Eyes... a class act all the way

[JohnKleeb]

19. too many minority youths my butt :)

hey I have evil eyes :) dont be dissing eyes, actually my eyes are as I said a month or so ago, cold and blue lol.

[Bertha Venation]

20. I'd have to pick a stupid one.

I'm not stupid myself, but I don't do well in debates. I get flustered and nervous. I don't have a handle on the logical fallacies. I get angry and lose my facts.

So it would have to be *. He's the only one I know I could beat.

Oh -- did you mean fight physically? That's easy. Ann Coulter. Her narrow ass seriously needs use as a mop.

[JohnKleeb]

21. Last I saw Coulter is NOT a she

heh just messing, but look at the woman's throat, tell me I am not seeing an adam's apple.

[librechik]

23. I'd like to see Bush and Rove squeal and run away from me

which they surely would even though I'm just a sweet lil ol gramma. I have a weapon they can only dream of having.

The Truth!

[ornotna]

24. Richard Perle

or Paul Wolfowitz.
Just ten minutes, that's all I ask. :evilgrin:

[jobycom]

25. I'm non-violent, I'd just like to lecture a few of them for a while

My daughters say my lectures are worse than any beating could be, anyway. :-)

[AngryAmish]

26. The re-animated corpse of Strom Thurmond

I can't stand f'n zombies.