How long before Bush proposes faith-based cow testing?

[Liberal Veteran]

Before each cow is slaughtered, we could pray for a sign that it is unhealthy. If no sign is given, we can just call it good. It would be so much cheaper than all that scientific mumbo-jumbo.

[mmm]

1. I see we have found a cynic!

Good job

[Liberal Veteran]

2. Just doing my part to help us through this mad cow crisis....

:bounce:

[SadEagle]

3. You mean they're not doing it already?

[Don_G]

5. Of Course They Are

20,000 cattle out of 20 to 40 million if the USDA figures are accurate AND if the UPI can get them.

[Booberdawg]

4. You were a step ahead. I thought Asscroft or USSC would be first.

[November 2004]

6. Why not like back in Salem, Mass?

Throw all the cows in deep water. Whichever ones don't die from drowning were witches anyway and so they can be shot.

[Don_G]

7. Does That Apply To The DNC Also?

If it's successful, then we can use the same test for all three branches of the Federal Government and Wall Street too.

Retroactive birth control might not be all that bad an idea to get some honesty back in our government and financial systems.