How can I get my sisters to turn off "Bring it on" without a fight?

[HEyHEY]

AAAAHHHHH!!!!! Ideas?

[Exultant Democracy]

1. Is that the cheerleading movie?

If so, why would you want her to turn it off, just look at the girls and forget about the story.

[HEyHEY]

2. But the plot sucks too badly I can't get around it

Plus women on screen never do anything for me. Gotta see them live!

[phaseolus]

4. So Pretend.

Start kissing the screen or something. Be annoying -- it's your job as a brother...

[madrchsod]

3. earplugs and

the eye pieces ya use when in a tanning session. other than that you`re on your own trying to get your sisters from watching..

[Exultant Democracy]

5. club her like a baby seal, there won't be much fight left in her

[Scurrilous]

6. Pull the fuse to the TV...

...cut the juice, tell them the fuse must have blown and they'll have to wait until tomorrow for Home Depot to open to buy an replacement fuse.

[jmowreader]

9. Home Depot doesn't have fuses that small...

Radio Shack, baybee!

[radwriter0555]

7. I LOVE that movie! it is SO cute, and a lot of fun!

it'll be over with in a little while.

[Lisa0825]

14. I liked it too! Very campy!:-)

[seethrougheyes]

8. It's simple.....

just let them watch it and do something else ...... it is christmas afterall, and they are your sisters. What harm can it do to let them watch??? Try having a daughter who has been watching the Santa Clause 1 and 2 for the past 3 weeks almost non-stop when she's been home ..... you just learn to shut it out....LOL

[Whitacre D_WI]

10. Best. Movie. Ever.

Give in, HeyHey. There's no escaping the Spirit Fingers.

[david_vincent]

11. Pull it out and

start masturbating.

[ChoralScholar]

15. well, thats definitely cheer-tastic... EOM

[JVS]

12. Chloroform or you can lure her away from the TV with tasty booze.

Perhaps the easiest way would be to describe vivid sexual fantasies about the cheerleaders as they dance around. She'll be so creeped out that she will leave, then you can do what you want: either turn of the film or continue fantasizing

[JVS]

13. How old is your sister that she watches such tripe?

[southerngirlwriter]

16. I'm a mean bitch today, so I say....

Is the tag - the wrap around tag held on with that sticky stuff -- still on the power cord? The one that says not to get it wet or attempt to put the polarized plug into a non-polarized outlet, blah blah blah.

Remove the tag with your pocketknife and accidentally sever the cord. :-D