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HarukaTheTrophyWife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-23-06 02:13 PM Original message |
EEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! A TARANTULA just went behind my Warhol print. |
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Goblinmonger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-23-06 02:14 PM Response to Original message |
1. Screw that |
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MrCoffee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-23-06 02:15 PM Response to Original message |
2. a New Jersey Tarantula... |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-23-06 02:21 PM Response to Reply #2 |
7. The thing is at least the size of a half-dollar. It's a tarantula to me. |
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Call Me Wesley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-23-06 02:15 PM Response to Original message |
3. Kill it? |
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MrCoffee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-23-06 02:20 PM Response to Reply #3 |
6. Kill it! it's a GIANT SPIDER! |
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Call Me Wesley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-23-06 02:22 PM Response to Reply #6 |
8. It's a sentient being. |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-23-06 02:23 PM Response to Reply #3 |
10. Well, I'm currently babysitting my 87yo grandmother. |
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idgiehkt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-23-06 07:50 PM Response to Reply #10 |
57. ooh, I wanna hear about the cane attack |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-23-06 08:23 PM Response to Reply #57 |
60. Oddly enough, I didn't. |
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mainegreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-23-06 02:16 PM Response to Original message |
4. Attach a fly to the end of fishing line. Attach fishing line to end of pole. |
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Shakespeare (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-23-06 02:18 PM Response to Original message |
5. Evacuate the house immediately. It is no longer habitable. |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-23-06 02:24 PM Response to Reply #5 |
12. I'm seriously not scared of any other animal. |
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Shakespeare (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-23-06 02:30 PM Response to Reply #12 |
20. Me, either. |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-23-06 02:31 PM Response to Reply #20 |
24. I had one bite my face while I was sleeping. |
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Shakespeare (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-23-06 02:33 PM Response to Reply #24 |
26. That'll do it. |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-23-06 03:22 PM Response to Reply #12 |
46. I agree...Snakes, bats, rats -- fine. |
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ThomCat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-23-06 02:22 PM Response to Original message |
9. I'd catch it for you if I was there. |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-23-06 02:26 PM Response to Reply #9 |
14. Deal. |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-23-06 02:23 PM Response to Original message |
11. Ah they're mostly harmless. |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-23-06 02:28 PM Response to Reply #11 |
18. It could be anywhere behind that print. |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-23-06 02:29 PM Response to Reply #18 |
19. Got any of those adult diapers? |
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MrCoffee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-23-06 02:52 PM Response to Reply #11 |
39. a JUMPER?!? |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-23-06 02:54 PM Response to Reply #39 |
40. Gets the blood goin, though! |
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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-23-06 02:25 PM Response to Original message |
13. I'm not butch, but I'll kill it for you. |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-23-06 02:27 PM Response to Reply #13 |
15. Okay, I'll hide behind you and jump and shriek when you do it. |
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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-23-06 02:27 PM Response to Reply #15 |
16. Deal! |
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bicentennial_baby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-23-06 02:28 PM Response to Original message |
17. wuss! |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-23-06 02:30 PM Response to Reply #17 |
21. I know... |
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bicentennial_baby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-23-06 02:30 PM Response to Reply #21 |
22. Ok, but only after I free the poor creature... |
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SteppingRazor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-23-06 02:31 PM Response to Original message |
23. Sorry, can't help you... |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-23-06 02:33 PM Response to Reply #23 |
27. I'm just joking about the tarantula part. It is the BIGGEST DAMN SPIDER |
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supernova (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-23-06 02:32 PM Response to Original message |
25. Get a glass jar and some cardstock paper |
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SteppingRazor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-23-06 02:34 PM Response to Reply #25 |
28. Um... if you're terrified of spiders... |
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supernova (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-23-06 02:37 PM Response to Reply #28 |
29. But this way you don't |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-23-06 02:41 PM Response to Reply #29 |
31. This is so not going to work for me. |
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Shakespeare (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-23-06 02:39 PM Response to Reply #28 |
30. That is correct. |
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Pithlet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-23-06 07:39 PM Response to Reply #28 |
54. Exactly. |
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MrCoffee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-23-06 02:44 PM Response to Reply #25 |
32. worst. advice. ever. |
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supernova (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-23-06 03:09 PM Response to Reply #32 |
41. Then live with the spider, |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-23-06 02:47 PM Response to Original message |
33. I would say your only choice at this point is to burn the house down. |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-23-06 02:50 PM Response to Reply #33 |
36. I'd be really hard explaining that one away. |
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MrCoffee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-23-06 02:49 PM Response to Original message |
34. Here's what you do... |
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miss_american_pie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-23-06 02:50 PM Response to Original message |
35. Vacuum, longest attachments you have |
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RetroLounge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-23-06 03:34 PM Response to Reply #35 |
48. LOL |
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ThomCat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-23-06 02:50 PM Response to Original message |
37. Any either of your bearded dragons awake and hungry? |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-23-06 02:52 PM Response to Reply #37 |
38. Always, except it'd fall behind furniture. |
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radwriter0555 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-23-06 03:15 PM Response to Reply #38 |
42. Leave the door open for 10 minutes and he'll leave. But you have to leave |
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NewJeffCT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-23-06 03:16 PM Response to Original message |
43. just don't go to sleep |
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La Lioness Priyanka (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-23-06 03:17 PM Response to Original message |
44. i would kill your spider...or atleast remove it |
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In_The_Wind (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-23-06 03:22 PM Response to Original message |
45. did it look like this |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-23-06 03:24 PM Response to Reply #45 |
47. Well, it's not really a tarantula, just way too fucking big to be in NJ. |
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Starbucks Anarchist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-23-06 05:16 PM Response to Original message |
49. I'm kind of a man, but I'll kill it for you. |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-23-06 05:48 PM Response to Reply #49 |
50. Crisis Averted. It stayed behind the print. My stepdad killed it. |
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Call Me Wesley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-23-06 05:49 PM Response to Reply #50 |
51. Om mani padme hum. |
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liontamer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-23-06 07:19 PM Response to Original message |
52. I'm surprised no members of your zoo wanted to tackle it |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-23-06 07:20 PM Response to Original message |
53. I am taking your lesbian card and your copy of the gay agenda away |
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Dukkha (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-23-06 07:43 PM Response to Original message |
55. does it look like my beloved pet Lucy? |
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seemunkee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-23-06 08:20 PM Response to Reply #55 |
58. What do you feed that thing? |
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Dukkha (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-23-06 08:22 PM Response to Reply #58 |
59. crickets & live mice |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-23-06 07:48 PM Response to Original message |
56. You should hop on the kitchen chair and start twitching. |
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