I am so bored.

[Rainbowreflect]

There are only 5 people at work today out of a staff of 22.
We are sooooooo slow and I have 1 hour until my vacation starts.
Someone entertain me. Please.

[patdem]

1. Where are you...here it is 5 PM already or do you work till 6?

In Virginia

[Rainbowreflect]

4. I'm in Nebraska,

4:05pm here. I work until 5:00pm and then I'm off work until 1/5/04.

[Catfish]

2. I was just thinking the same

30 minutes left until quitting time and I haven't really done any work for 2 hours. Bored, bored, bored....

[nostamj]

3. let me entertain you....................

[Rainbowreflect]

5. Thank you!

[ronatchig]

6. A quick joke then

Three fellows, a drunk, a womanizer, and a pot head die and go to hell at the same instant.
Satan asks each for the reason for appearing at his door and upon hearing that the drunk was a lifelong sot, he puts him in a room with every known form of alcohol and locks the door.
The womanizer is placed in a room full of women of every form and beauty and locked in
The pothead is locked in a room with every known variety of the herb.
Satan returns 100 years later and unlocks the drunk, upon which the drunk pops out of the room and says he is cured ofdrinking and will n ever touch another drop. Satan then puts him on the highway to heaven.
When the womanizer is released he too swears that is wondering eye is cured forever, and hits the highway.
Satan opens the door on the pothead only to find him in the middle of the floor surrounded by pounds and pounds of marijuana sobbing.
Satan asks what is wrong?
The pothead says " Got a light"

[Droopy]

7. Shooby dooby dooby dooby do wa wop

Wow what a blast from the past. Brings back a lot of memories, I can tell you. They sure don't make them like that any more. What do you say we spin another oldie but goodie folks. Here's.........