Sorry, but none of you sick perverts offend me!!!

[Zomby Woof]

Try harder, ok?? :evilgrin:

[Hawkeye-X]

1. If you want sick.

Go visit rotten.com

Hawkeye-X

[DS1]

2. pfft, rotten is old and busted

:evilfrown:

[rumguy]

3. go look in the mirror you sick, twisted fuck

[roguevalley]

4. there is a website called goat something or other that might do

it, you wild child. Go there. I dare ya.

RV, wishing I could remember the whole addie but
I was so blasted away from the opening screen it
all faded away.

[DS1]

5. there's this other site, it's got a girl in a tub

but I can't quite remember the name, I know it ended in .com, now it might follow the standard super-hero title convention, like a man that was really super would be called superman...

[Hawkeye-X]

7. *cough*

goat*e.cx?

Exchange s for * (since I don't want to get into trouble)

[TrogL]

34. That was close

I'd just gone to look at it and moved on and a kid was about to look over my shoulder.

[Hawkeye-X]

6. Digging too deep?

[Bertha Venation]

13. <<<shudder>>>

Who is that unfortunate photoshopped soul?!

[Dookus]

8. How's this?

You're dumber than Bush, meaner than Cheney, and your breath reeks of pickles.

[Bertha Venation]

9. would you like me to offend you?

Are you sure I don't offend you? After all, I am a lesbian; I eschew everything that's made this country great (Christianity, mammon, celebrity-ogling, environmental destruction); I probably play baseball better than you do....

Offended yet? ;)

[DS1]

10. Listen up you goateed ass gobbler

Contrary to what you may think, M.A.T.C.O.M. just keep you around to make themselves look better. Yep, that's right, you're the dork that people have in tow to brighten their chances with the ladies. Little did you know, not that you know much in the first place, I thwarted an attempt by your "brothers" to sign you up for "Most Extreme Elimination Challenge", and believe me, "Guy LeDouche" was really looking forward to watching you snap your misshapen neck on the "Rotating Surfboard of Death".

Bastard.

[Zomby Woof]

11. I think you confused me with David!

He's the lonely single one. :D

[GOPisEvil]

14. Yeah, rub it in!

:evilfrown:

[Zomby Woof]

16. hehehe

Poor David! You'll always have your hat! :D

[GOPisEvil]

19. Where would I be if the hat ever left me?

Lost and adrift...I should wash it, start treating it better. :D

[DS1]

23. that's OK., you proved your uselessness

by not recognized MXC when it's dangled right in front of you

[populistmom]

12. What could I do that would offend you then?

I have never offended anyone before, so you'll have to help me. :shrug:

[Zomby Woof]

17. steal my chocolate!

That'll offend me. :D

[populistmom]

24. Maybe if it's a chocolate cock!

:wow:

There! Have I offended you, yet?

[Zomby Woof]

30. that's something to crow about!

I think MrsGrumpy said she had an inflatable one of those on her lawn! :o

[ornotna]

15. Oh yeah, try this

[Zomby Woof]

18. that's just creepy and wrong

But I am still intact! :o

[ornotna]

20. I try

:evilgrin:

maybe next time.

[salinen]

22. I love you.

[ornotna]

26. Thank you

I love you too. In a platonic, non sexual, who the heck are you kind of way. :) :hi:

[WillyT]

21. Just Got Over The Flu... Now, I'm Once Again, A Healthy Pervert !!!

:bounce::evilgrin::bounce:

[Skittles]

25. I'M COMING OVER WITH MY WHIP, ZOMBY

AS SOON AS I AM THROUGH FLOGGING GOPISEVIL

[dweller]

27. That's not an offense

that's a friday nite game plan.
lucky ZombyWoof..

dp

[Skittles]

28. ASK DAVID LEE

JUST BECAUSE HE PAYS ME DOESN'T MEAN HE'S HAVING A GOOD TIME. SEVERAL TIMES I HAVE TO YELL AT HIM, "STOP SCREAMING OR I'LL STOP!!!!!"

[Catshrink]

29. SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!!

I'll cut off your mic!!!

[CandyCrim21]

31. I don't get it.........

Did I miss something? Is this serious or a joke?:shrug:

[dweller]

32. It's a thin line

and in this world, it's slowly disappearing like a chalk line in the rain.

dp

[The Undertaker]

33. I can make you sick....

go to shitcity.com or, if you want that extra puke-fest, go to www.anncoulter.org. :puke: :evilgrin:

[Bundbuster]

35. Stomach this

If this doesn't offend you, there's no hope:

http://pub49.ezboard.com/btruechristiansunite

[Bundbuster]

36. or how about this...

old rich white fascist corporate-whore plutocratic control-freak sexist classist fundie silver-spoon warmongering PNACers gloating with your best friend signing cherished anti-abortion bill?

[terrya]

37. I have some sexual fantasies that would curl your hair.

I'll mention them here...if you want! :-)

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

38. The Cosmic Truth is with Fred Phelps

We're all going to Hell. And God hates everybody except His Phelpness himself and his Holy Army.

[areschild]

39. Okay, you asked for it.

Now, this isn't easy for me..I'm too sensitive for my own good. But, remember, you asked for it, so here goes...

Don't rush me....Okay, I've got it...here goes....wait a minute....okay, now...

YOU...YOU...scumbag!


I DID IT!!

[TrogL]

40. Go into the forums

be advised that Vera Carp is involved

[areschild]

41. I'm made of steel now,

Nothing - nor anyone - can stop me! I'm a mean machine. Just hold me back cuz once I'm loose...

[buddhamama]

42. you don't offend me either

so there :P

when i start seeing a little more effort on your part, then i too may try harder.

[JitterbugPerfume]

43. uuuuuuuummmmmmmmm ----

lets see ! offending insult.....oh I got it you are a big doodoo head? You offended NOW??? BWAaaaHAHAhahahaa

[Padraig18]

44. You yak is a pathetic looking beast! I've seen better-looking SHEEP!

Did that work? :P

[SOteric]

45. My yak

will fart, - not in your general direction - but rather specifically at you.

He's been eating rancid jammy pancakes. Trust me, you're about to be offended.

[Padraig18]

46. Ewwwww

You fed him jammy pancakes AFTER I fed him caramel corn and chili beans? *dons biohazard suit* :P

[Zomby Woof]

47. I have too many

boogers in my nose to smell! :D

[roguevalley]

48. I visited that christian site offered above because *OBVIOUSLY*

Zomby isn't old enough. When I got down to the "scripture saloon"
I realized that maybe they aren't so bad after all...

[ScreamingMeemie]

49. Hey, I thought you said I offended you??? And here I was all

excited in my authentic Packer jersey and all. Sob!

;)

[VelmaD]

50. Ok, this is gonna end up deleted...

but I'll try anwyway. On one of the websites I host there's a story about a guy who digs up his dead lover's corpse. He had shot the guy in the head and killed him. After he digs him up he has sex with the bullet hole in the skull. It's bloody and disgusting. If the general description isn't enough to offend you I can send you the link to the actual story. ;-)

[Bundbuster]

51. Does the link mention

What size caliber the bullet was?

[VelmaD]

54. Honestly

I don't remember. I formatted it and put it on the site and haven't read it since. I'm not much into skull-fucking personally. :shrug:

[ldf]

52. was that in a clive barker novel?

?????

[Bundbuster]

53. No - just hard to imagine...

even someone that sick trying to penetrate a skull-hole caused by any handgun - can you say pencildick? Maybe he used a shotgun.

(this is getting perverse enough to offend even me.)