Can you guess what my wise-ass in-laws gave me for Christmas?

[Pale Blue Dot]

I'm at their house opening my presents, and the last one says "To Pat, here's what bad little boys get. Love, Santa"

I opened it, and everyone laughed and laughed.

Guess what it was!

[roguevalley]

1. a collection of right wing books they got 3 for a dollar?

[Colin Ex]

2. Coal?

A Dubya statue made out of coal?

-C

[Pale Blue Dot]

3. ...close...

[Tripper11]

4. The Georgie Bush* aviator "action" figure?

[Pale Blue Dot]

6. ...close...

[Dagaz]

5. A Michael Jackson doll?

[Pale Blue Dot]

7. colder... think another sick, sick man.

[sistersofmercy]

11. Was it the...

Jack-off-in-a-box?

[Colin Ex]

13. Colder than THAT? Damn.

Uh... Saddam Hussein? Cheney? O'Reilly?

Give us a hint, man. US or non-US? Politics or not?

-C

[Tripper11]

8. Ann "The Man" Coulter (dare I say) doll

[sistersofmercy]

9. Oh gosh, I'm dying to know I love pranks

I know someone who sent an ex girlfriend a beautifully wrapped gift box that by all appearances should have contained some lovely token but instead had a piece of horse poo in it. My guess, it was a rock of some sort.

[Pale Blue Dot]

10. OK, it's the George W. Bush talking doll!

(made in China, BTW)

He has 2 buttons, one that says "Funny", and one that says "Inspirational". If you press the "Funny" button , he says one of the hundreds of stupid things he has said. The "Inspirational" button has all of the things he says that make Freepers wet their pants.

My father-in-law (a Democrat) was so proud of himself for getting me this. He apparently was telling people in the store how much I hate Bush, and how this would be the perfect gift.

I am decided on George's fate, and I will keep you all posted.

[sistersofmercy]

14. BWAHAHAHAHA!

I haven't heard of that one!

[roguevalley]

15. I think I would have immediately, and I mean IMMEDIATELY

used it for a voodoo doll. If you have a digital camera, arrange it
having sex with donkey dolls and with a beer bottle in place of its head. My friends used to have fun with their barbies that way. They always send me update pictures of what they do with their star trek action figues. :)

RV, waiting to hear the creativity with which this doll will be
immortalized. :)

[Tripper11]

16. SO obviously....

this one is a different one then the "action" figure I guessed at?

[Pale Blue Dot]

18. Yes. Here are some of the things he says when you push the "funny" button

"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things"
"I stand by all the misstatements I have made"
"Will the highways of the Internet become more few?"
"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls"
"It isn't the pollution that's harming the environment, it's the impurities in out water and air that are doing it"

[Hawkeye-X]

17. You can reprogram the talking doll

to spout shit and donate it to a right-wing cause.

Hawkeye-X

[BiggJawn]

19. "You can pose my hands, but I'm not a puppet.."

Did it say that on the box? my daughter got me the same thing! I'd push the "funny" button and laugh till I was wheezing.

And if you listen to the "inspirational" sayings, some of them are funny, too. Or at least ironic...
The suggestion was made to change him into an orange jusmpsuit that says "AWOL" on the back...Or denims with "BoP" on the back...

[Pale Blue Dot]

20. That's the one!

My in-laws are taunting me with the fact the he comes in several different outfits... and my birthday is coming up!

[BiggJawn]

22. Say "Oh, GOOD! can I have the 'stuffed' flightsuit?"

"Or how about his own little Federal Bureau of Prisons denims?"

I'd like to build a little stand for mine that has a platform, and a trap-door, but I don't wanna go to Gitmo...

[corporatewhore]

23. vodoo doll

[DS1]

12. Treason, or Slander

.

[salinen]

21. I want one too!

Poor little gw doll probably won't like playing with my new WTO action doll.

WTO "I can protest wherever I want."
GW "Don't hurt me, I never served my country."
WTO "No sweat shops pigfucker."
GW "I wanna go to Crawford."