Wisconsin "psychic predictions" for 2004

[Archae]

You know why "psychics" are called "mediums," don't you?

Because they aren't rare, and are never well done. :D

Psychics Forecast Wisconsin's 2004 Events
Prediction: Brewers Will Have Winning Season

In 2004, scandal will surface, the Brewers will have a winning season and flying saucer technology will be unveiled in Oshkosh. Or maybe not.

Psychics, astrologers and other self-described clairvoyants have those and other cryptic forecasts for Wisconsin in the new year.

Madison medium Ken-Adi Ring says the state'll see some difficulties but manage to rally past them. That description sounds a lot like 2003, when scandal soiled the state's clean government image and dogged millionaire money managers

(snip)

Ring predicts scientists will unveil some UFO type technology at Oshkosh's annual Experimental Aircraft Association convention.

http://www.themilwaukeechannel.com/news/2726740/detail.html

[emanymton]

1. My Crystal Ball Is Cracked Too

My Political Predictions -

National Elections,

The Democratic Nominee (DN) will be leading in May 2004.

People in the White House will contact people in the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA). The CIA will contract with the Israeli intelligence (Mossad) for “Operation George Elser”.

Mossad will contact their counterparts in the Egyptian intelligence, who then use people from Syria to form a terrorist cell of Palestine refugees with connections with YASSER ARAFAT. The cell will be smuggled through Mexico. Their target will be symbolic and using suicide bomber will blow up the Alamo in San Antonio, Texas in June-July 2004. At least one body will be "recovered" pointing direct link to YA.

The Shrub will get a “dead cat” bounce in the polls but not enough to turn around his failing election campaign. The Israelis will murder Arafat.

People in the White House will contact people in Russia about September 2004. The Russians working through their contacts in Germany, hire a professional assassin from France.

The DN will be shot, wounded and brain dead. The national elections will be held on November 2004 under tight security. The result will be the DN get a majority of electoral votes, the popular votes and wins. The Supreme Court declares the DN not capable of holding office and gives the “Shrub” another four years.

The media cheers the announcement so as to remove all risk of dissention. The people lose again.

Martial law is declared, we in DU are declared "enemy combatants" and are disappeared.

[jonoboy]

2. my prediction: Saddan Hussein dies of heart attack