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Bossy Monkey (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-02-06 04:13 PM Original message |
Top 10 Ted Haggard excuses |
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AussieDave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-02-06 05:44 PM Response to Original message |
1. Perhaps the Clenis made him do it ??? |
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madinmaryland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 12:28 AM Response to Reply #1 |
4. It's the Clenis' fault. Has been for six years. |
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Bossy Monkey (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 12:21 AM Response to Original message |
2. Update: Haggard has stepped down, still denying all the way, |
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Cheney Killed Bambi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 12:26 AM Response to Original message |
3. Are there |
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carpetbagger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 12:35 AM Response to Reply #3 |
5. Yeah, the ones whose mistresses make those 911 calls. |
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blitzen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 12:39 AM Response to Original message |
6. Did Haggard blow it for the GOP? |
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Bossy Monkey (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 11:11 AM Response to Reply #6 |
9. Bravo! Take a bow n/t |
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Richard Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 12:59 AM Response to Original message |
7. Nicely done. I loves me some "top ten" style humor! nm |
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Bossy Monkey (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 08:25 AM Response to Reply #7 |
8. Thanks! |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 02:44 PM Response to Original message |
10. Who cares about the drinking problem. |
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TheBaldyMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 02:49 PM Response to Reply #10 |
11. "the only difference between a gay guy and a straight guy is about 5 pints" |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 02:56 PM Response to Reply #11 |
12. And do you believe that's true? |
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TheBaldyMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 05:01 PM Response to Reply #12 |
16. sry left out the sarcasm smiley n/t |
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Bossy Monkey (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 03:08 PM Response to Reply #10 |
13. As of this point, he has not to my knowledge claimed either a drinking problem |
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Lowell (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 04:16 PM Response to Original message |
14. I didn't have sex with that man. n/t |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 04:26 PM Response to Original message |
15. I threw the drugs away |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 06:59 PM Response to Original message |
17. I bought the meth so I could hand it out to trick-or-treaters |
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SalmonChantedEvening (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 07:06 PM Response to Original message |
18. Abso-bleedin-lutely brilliant!!! K&R! |
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Bossy Monkey (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 10:23 PM Response to Reply #18 |
19. Thanks! Though you can't recommend a thread after 24 hours, it's the thought that counts |
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ashling (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-04-06 02:06 AM Response to Original message |
20. Tired of just being an |
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American Jesus (288 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-04-06 02:25 AM Response to Original message |
21. Pastor Ted's favorite Scripture verse of all time |
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Bossy Monkey (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-04-06 08:36 AM Response to Reply #21 |
23. Isn't that the valley of the shadow of meth? |
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Withywindle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-04-06 02:59 AM Response to Original message |
22. "I didn't swallow--uh, I mean, inhale!" |
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