Death predictor

[Scooter24]

Time for a little laughter during this intense pre-election weekend.

Death Predictor...

http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php

My prediction--

Scott: At age 45 you will die from an equipment malfunction in an exciting, fear based reality game show. Your death will receive the highest ratings of any episode of any reality show, ever.

(this is meant to be humorous) :)

[Deja Q]

1. Fair enough

HypnoToad: At age 39 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.

Re-submitted with same stats:


HypnoToad: At age 51 a group of children will text message you continuously for three years, eventually distracting you while driving and causing a fatal wreck; your fatal wreck.

And again


HypnoToad: At age 41 you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home in order to pick up late night adult movies.

once again


HypnoToad: At age 79 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra.


HypnoToad: At age 87 a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs.

HypnoToad: At age 38 you finally kick the heroine habit! Congratulations. Unfortunately you stopped because you died from an overdose.

[Scooter24]

3. oh my

All that lotion! :rofl:

[Deja Q]

5. Yeah.

(even such a quantity of) Vaseline, and a light socket, are cheaper. :spray:

[thefool_wa]

8. I guess what this is saying

Is don't kick heroine :)

[billyskank]

2. At age 75 I will take a near lethal dose of mescaline,

wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.

[thefool_wa]

6. Wow billy

I didn't know you dabled in psychadelics.

If you don't, it may not be a good idea to start :)

[billyskank]

12. At least until I hit my 70s anyway

:rofl:

[Suich]

7. Me, too, except I'll be 116!

:hi:

[billyskank]

13. Anybody taking mescaline aged 116 gets my respect!

:D

:hi:

[Suich]

21. LOL! No kidding!

Probably won't be much meat on me for the coyotes, though!

:)

[thefool_wa]

4. Tee Hee

theFool_wa: At age 55 you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.


Being haunted by Andy Griffith is enough to drive anyone to suicide.

[bicentennial_baby]

9. At age 38

while playing Street Fighter Omega at an arcade, you will be electrocuted by the headset. You will be the first such death in years.

[u4ic]

10. I knew DU

would be the end of me!!! :scared: :scared: :scared:



u4ic: At age 59 while showing your work at a major art gallery, you will be accosted and later slain by PETA activists.

[hopein08]

11. Cool...

hopein08: At age 47 you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.

Hmmmm....I've never golfed and I don't drink, so this ought be interesting!

[Sanity Claws]

14. I'm going to live until I'm 89

At age 89 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Camp Harmony, Venus.

I love the name Camp Harmony but not the prospect of another stupid War on Terrorism.

[evirus]

15. james: At age 57 you will choke on a piece of steak.

thats suprising considering the fact that i dont eat steak.

[Deja Q]

17. What if 'steak' was a euphemism for something else?

:D

[FredStembottom]

16. Fred goes down!

Fred Stembottom: At age 85 you will go down in a small raft, in your friend's pool, and subsequently drown.


:party: I accept!

[citizen snips]

18. matt: At age 44 you will take a near lethal. . .

dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.

[sakabatou]

19. At age 58 you will be hit by a train

while napping on the railroad tracks.

I'm not that stupid...

[Dem_4_Life]

20. That is hilarious...

Liz: At age 71 you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.

[leftofthedial]

22. I'd better get busy

At age 71 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.

[Bunny]

23. Bunny: At age 99 you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be

hit by a bus. :(

[Pool Hall Ace]

24. I will be shanked in prison at the age of 76.

Ouch.