Why are those cows mad?

[fishnfla]

what are they upset about? what just goes on out in the pasture? I dont get it?

[GOPisEvil]

1. They get really pissed off at us when we "moo" at them from our cars.

Apparently, we've got the dialect all wrong. :shrug:

[JohnLocke]

2. LOL

[blondeatlast]

9. Snarf!

[demsrule4life]

3. Cow tipping has a way of

pissing them off.

[Darwin2002]

4. I can only speak for Florida cows, but their votes weren't counted either.

So they are pissed.

[blondeatlast]

10. And rightly so.

[xchrom]

5. x-files episode #315

[pansypoo53219]

6. i thought it was because we were making them

eat their cousins. that would make me angry.

[blondeatlast]

13. Well, I have a cousin . . . nevermind. Only if he weren't a cousin, of cou

:spank:

Since we seem to have no "embarrassed" smiley, a self-spank will have to do.

[Lefty48197]

7. All the cows were contented

when Bill Clinton was President.

[DS1]

8. One of them is in danger of being eaten by a chartered monkey

That's enough for all of them to be pissed

[blondeatlast]

11. They were promised a thyme lawn.

[blondeatlast]

12. Pleather.

[Kamika]

14. They tried to have a debate with a freeper

:D

[trof]

15. It's OK now.

They're taking anger management classes which I did a bogus press release about here a few days ago and it sank like an anvil with zero comments and my feelings are STILL hurt.
;-)

[BlueJazz]

18. I didn't get to read it but I guarantee you if I had, I......

...would have laughed my ass off...
...I mean, we all have a steak in this....

[blondeatlast]

19. HAH!

That was sooooo punny!

[Skittles]

16. the guy who works the grill at our cafeteria at work

claims he only serves "happy cows".

[RebelOne]

17. I think if maybe you knew you were going to be slaughtered

and ground up for hamburger, you wouldn't be too happy either.