Funniest noun in the English language?

[Robb]

Poll question: Funniest noun in the English language?

...Just on its own?

Note: it has been suggested that the universal test for a funny noun is to see if it makes people laugh when inserted into the sentence "...I've got a _______ in my pants." I would argue this is too simplistic. In fact, I challenge someone to come up with a noun that isn't funny in that sentence.

[UrbScotty]

1. Kumquat or Lieberman?

Heck, Lieberman isn't that funny.

[blondeatlast]

2. There's nothing funny about that one.

[CrownPrinceBandar]

3. Poop! Poop! Poop! Poop! That was fun.

I could say it all day.

[Bolo Boffin]

4. Cucumber

[phaseolus]

5. "pianist".

n/t

[OneBlueSky]

6. bush . . .

it has s-o-o-o-o many meanings . . .

[Cooley Hurd]

7. Kumquat sounds like a double-entendre...

There's a village south of Albany, NY called "Coxsackie." Suppose one were to eat a kumquat in Coxsackie? Would you be rebuked by your parents for saying so? :shrug:

[Cush]

8. Kumquat

In 11th Grade Shop Class I named my CO2 car "The Golden Kumquat"

[SOteric]

9. Platypus

[Deja Q]

10. Sexagenerian

Not in the dictionary so I hope I had got it right...

Oops, didn't notice the fill-in-the-blank part but I think my suggestion is still witty. :D

[JohnLocke]

11. Emu.

[blm]

12. porcupine

the word always cracks up baby blm

[Elidor]

13. Why isn't 'Santorum' a choice?

[Robb]

14. I've been picking on Joe lately...

...although I have to admit I'm surprised anything is beating out "poop". ;)