Your favorite Bushism quote

[Scooter24]

What are some of your favorite Bushisms?

Find a list here: http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushisms.htm


"It is white." —after being asked by a child in Britain what the White House was like, July 19, 2001

"You forgot Poland." —to Sen. John Kerry during the first presidential debate, after Kerry failed to mention Poland's contributions to the Iraq war coalition, Miami, Fla., Sept. 30, 2004

Maria Bartiromo: "I'm curious, have you ever googled anybody? Do you use Google?"
President Bush: "Occasionally. One of the things I've used on the Google is to pull up maps. It's very interesting to see -- I've forgot the name of the program -- but you get the satellite, and you can -- like, I kinda like to look at the ranch. It remind me of where I wanna be sometimes." --interview with CNBC's Maria Bartiromo, Oct. 24, 2006

"I would guess, I would surmise that some of the more spectacular bombings are done by al Qaeda suiciders." --George W. Bush, on violence in Iraq, Washington, D.C., Aug. 21, 2006

:rofl:

[begin_within]

1. "Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."

[bigwillq]

4. That's one of my faves!

:rofl:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

2. "Our children are our future, where wings take dream"

:wtf:

:rofl:

[Deja Q]

3. anything regarding "guest workers" or "temporary workers

(to do what Americans won't do)"

[Left Brain]

5. How 'bout a montage -

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
by George W. Bush

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!

[TheBaldyMan]

6. I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully

:crazy:

[mainegreen]

7. duh.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

8. I liked his "eck-a-lec-tic" reading list.

I bet it gave him an apple-plectic fit trying to read all that stuff. :rofl:

[barb162]

9. mission accomplished

[Kerrytravelers]

10. Mr. kt and I each have our favorite:

President Bush: "Peter. Are you going to ask that question with shades on?"
Peter Wallsten of the Los Angeles Times: "I can take them off."
Bush: "I'm interested in the shade look, seriously."
Wallsten: "All right, I'll keep it, then."
Bush: "For the viewers, there's no sun."
Wallsten: "I guess it depends on your perspective."
Bush: "Touche.
--an exchange with legally blind reporter Peter Wallsten, to whom Bush later apologized, Washington, D.C., June 14, 2006



And for Mr. kt:

"New Mexico, the Land of the Enchantment."