A different kind of IQ test

[GCP]

Use ink, please.



You come to your senses to find a black widow at the front door, a snake in the window and a scorpion on the phone. Do you:

A: none of the below
B: both A and C
C: A and D only
D: none of the above

Communists should be what?

A: persecuted
B: deminiaturized
C: maximated
D: stoned

True or False: Religology is like religion, only quicker.

What can you NOT do with a Rubix Cube*?

A: attempt to reason with it
B: spin the slow side top-wise
C: mate it with an other Rubix Cube* to create an "Uber" Rubix Cube*
D: cut and shape diamonds with it

Your car breaks down in a hick town where there are only three mechanics who are identical triplets. One says he sometimes fixes cars the right way, one says he always fixes them the right way, and one appears to be a complete incompetent. However, they are also habitual liars. How do you pick the right one?

A: Attempt to fix the car yourself
B: Devise some sort of Macguyver-ish lie detector using nothing but a couple of walnut shells and the crap you find in your glove-box
C: say to yourself "fuck this bullshit" and catch a tow to the next town over
D: command in what you hope is a God-like voice: "Zounds!! Thee thrice-blasted mis-begotten sons of unnamed krakens shalt bear false witness to the son of the Death Wyvern no longer! Fixeth thy car or be forever damned to the Black Ossuary of Contrition!!"

[jogi1969]

1. u know

i had a flat once passing through a small town in TN
and as i pulled into the mechanics place
he takes a look at the mini spare and
says "Had a flat huh?"

whaa??

[davsand]

7. No, I LOVE driving with one tire smaller than the others!

Sorry, when you need help you don't get to be a smartass, but that guy was REALLY asking for it!

Laura

[baldguy]

2. OK. I'm done.

Now, how do I get the ink off my screen?

[TrogL]

8. use whiteout

[trof]

3. uh...BLUE ink?

BLACK?
BLUE-BLACK?
Need further instructions.

[Kamika]

4. I don't get it

Should I answer those questions? then what?

[HamstersFromHell]

5. Puts away his #2 pencil and sighs....

n/t

[The Undertaker]

6. Weirdest. Test. Ever.