There Really Should Be More Than Just ONE Thanksmatcom Day A Year

[matcom]

it really is too bad that there aren't more Thanksmatcom Days during the year.

Poor Barefoot Mrs Matcom really deserves more. I mean she must think its pretty nice to only have to get me my FIRST scotch of the evening. Every one after that I get up and pour it!

Then she gets to say, "Thanks Matcom"

And there is the fact that while yes, she still does ALL the cooking AND the dishes, on Thanksmatcom Day, *I* put my OWN glass in the dishwasher!

Then she gets to say, "Thanks Matcom"

And after the Thanksmatcom Day turkey is consumed I DON'T take up the whole couch for my nap I only take HALF the couch!

Then she gets to say, "Thanks Matcom"

Wouldn't it be grand if we could find a way to have MORE Thanksmatcom Day's in this country?

So, what are YOUR Thanksmatcom Day traditions? :D

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[jus_the_facts]

1. Sounds more like it should be Spanksmatcom Day instead....

:spank:

....oh nevermind...then you'd really be in *hog* heaven.

[matcom]

2. that's what happens on Black Friday

:rofl:

[jus_the_facts]

4. You're officially....

:loveya:

[Sanity Claws]

3. Why isn't she pregnant?

Can't you do your husbandly duties?

[KamaAina]

5. Very well. We'll just call the other one "Turkey Day".

Truth in advertising, y'know. :evilgrin:

[LaurenG]

6. lol, Dude you are seriously hysterical

Is your whole family like this or are you just one of a kind? :rofl:

[matcom]

7. i'm a party of one

thank GAWD :hi:

[crim son]

8. ...

:eyes:

[matcom]

14. oh c'mon

Mrs Matcom and I have a WONDERFUL relationship and she is bound to find this funny as hell

[Mrs.Matcom]

15. Oh Yeah...

a FARGIN' riot...:puke: Now, get your ass in the kitchen and cook my dinner Beotch!!!

[matcom]

16. hope Cracker Barrel Chicken Pot Pies are to your liking

:P

[SOteric]

9. On this Thanksmatcom Day every year, the entire Teric clan

gathers early in the morning to watch the Macy's Thanksmatcom Day Threadjacking Asshole Parade.

Then we sit 'round the table for a Thanksmatcom Day feast, - but before the feasting, - we join hands and bow our heads in gratitude that since the treaty of '05, matcom only takes one nearly-nekkid woodland walk per year.




Thanks matcom!

[BarenakedLady]

10. Oh my

that's just...uhm...:wow:

[LaurenG]

11. His man panties are a bit tight,

that explains a lot.:hi: :applause: :rofl: :thumbsup:

[matcom]

12. no, thank YOU

:rofl:

[Little Wing]

13. Morpheous suffered a glitch in the Matrix

:scared:

[matcom]

47. safety first honey

safety first :7

[Catshrink]

35. OK. Now I think I've seen everything.

More than I ever wanted to or imagined possible.

:rofl:

And Thanks, matcom.

[xchrom]

51. Simply Fabulous!

that must be official thanksmatcomday wear?

[GOPisEvil]

17. I'm thankful for...

...scrambled eggs in my pasta...

...ugly dogs that pee standing up on two legs...

...knowing who the boss REALLY is...

:D

[matcom]

18. the people have voted David...

you are off the Island :rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

19. Yeah, but I'm in good with the REAL boss.

I ain't skeered! :P

[matcom]

20. you hinging your bets with BAREFOOT??

suckass x(

[GOPisEvil]

21. Hey...

...it's HER sister. :P

:rofl:

[matcom]

23. say it. SAY IT!!!

"Thanksmatcom" :rofl:

her SISTER?

THAT ship has SAILED my brother. She is with a (allbehim fairly nice) REPUKE REDNECK now! x(

[GOPisEvil]

27. Fucker! You're suppoed to on MY side.

Meh...they HAVE rednecks in MA? :P

[matcom]

29. 100% REPUKE

and she is in love :eyes:

[GOPisEvil]

31. Will they never learn?

I've even been going to the gym. I'm positively studly now. :P

[Mrs.Matcom]

30. Too True!

even if you were only after my sister! I still have you in as first when I off him!! I have the island all picked out! :*

By the way SisterMrs.matcom is dating a redneck repuke, he was originally from here then moved to Florida then lived in Texas...that should explain a few things ;)

[matcom]

33. get a room you two

:eyes:

[GOPisEvil]

34. You're supposed to stop your sister from doing dumb stuff like that!

And...I just tell matcom I'm after your sister. It's better he doesn't know the truth.

Get a room? Gladly. :bounce: We have permission!!

[matcom]

36. three words

NASCAR Christmas Ornaments :eyes:

[GOPisEvil]

38. One word in reply:

:puke:

[Mrs.Matcom]

42. sigh...

very true, but there is hope. First he is a very nice man, and loves my sister. Second he loves to cook, and has his own kitchen gadgets, third...there is Matcom to rescue him!! Hell, if Matcom can get his repuke folks to vote Dem, he can change the new guy no problem!!!

[GOPisEvil]

45. Yeah, but he ain't me.

I don't need no fixin'. :P

[Mrs.Matcom]

49. True, true, true...

but you weren't here!!! Silly boy, I tried, Lord how I tried!!!

[matcom]

50. we could waste the new guy baby

we gotta trunk :think:

[GOPisEvil]

52. You've got that nice back yard to bury him, too.

:hide:

[matcom]

53. getting quite crowded back there though

[GOPisEvil]

54. good fertilizer though

[Mrs.Matcom]

55. NONONONONOOOOOOOO

no wasting of the new guy! 'sides GOP has his dream burger girl remember?? Matcom you must make you new mission in life to change new guy into a Dem!!! Look honey something new to fight for! :* :D

[Mrs.Matcom]

39. woohoo!!!!

like we need his permission??? LOL!! Ok where do we meet? I know, I'll be right down, I have never been to your part of Texas before!

[GOPisEvil]

41. Yay!!!

I'll keep the porch light on for ya! :bounce:

[Mrs.Matcom]

43. cool!

i should be there by tomorrow at some time!

[GOPisEvil]

46. Great! Just enough time to clean up around here.

:think:

[Redstone]

22. I make it a point to whizz on something that day. Hey, it's a tradition.

Redstone

[matcom]

24. anything you can do to 'mark' the occasion

;P

[trof]

25. Wait. She fetches your first one? Damn.

I have to schlep ALL of 'em.
AND THEN ask "Honey, would you like a drink?"
Jeez. What am I missing here?

[matcom]

26. obviously TRAINING

and this is a special day!

[Mrs.Matcom]

28. yes it is a special day...

the only one you get. the rest of the days are ThankyouMrs.Matcom Days!!! :rofl: Sucker!!!

[trof]

37. If we could get Skittles in here...

As much as I love him, I think an ASS KICKING might be in order.
Just a suggestion.
:-)

[Mrs.Matcom]

40. To quote a wonderful lady...

'My Dear Trof', I can kick his ass just fine on my own, I don't need Skittles :D

[matcom]

44. hey now! Remi is CONSIDERING having you over

and I say "Considering"

be nice

[trof]

32. Training. Hunh. She don't train so good.

Cajun, ya' know.
They don't 'take' to trainin' too much.
HARD-headed?
Head like a freakin' ROCK.

Best way I can get her to do somethin' is say "NOW...WHATEVER you do...don't do THAT!"
Sometimes it works.
Once in a while.
:-(

[BikeWriter]

48. Matcom who?