You goddamn kids today, you don't goddamn know from funny.

[asthmaticeog]

[Oeditpus Rex]

1. Durned tootin'!

[asthmaticeog]

10. Barney Fife, Otis the drunk and Sherriff Taylor look *weird* in that pic.

[Matt Jordan]

2. But I try!

http://www.braincud.com/

[asthmaticeog]

6. Trying is half the battle.

Good on ya, soldier! :patriot:

[Radio_Lady]

15. Hey, Matt! Good job with the insect cartoon!

In peace,

Radio_Lady in Oregon

[Matt Jordan]

18. Thanks!

:D

[Ptah]

3. That's a fact.

[asthmaticeog]

8. How did anyone know if his skeleton was red?

:rofl:

Ahhhh, I slay me...

[swag]

4. Sheilds and Yarnell?

Boy, we had it good.

[asthmaticeog]

5. Nowadays, these pansy-asses need *words* in their comedy.

Lightweights! Dilettantes! Pantywaists, to the last!

[reyd reid reed]

7. And what's more...

they need profanity in it.

Poor things.

[asthmaticeog]

9. Dumb clucks.

[Generic Brad]

13. Team them up with the Hudson Brothers and you had a show

Kids today don't know how bad they have it!

[spacelady]

11. We had Lily Tomlin, Ruth Buzzi, Arte Johnson, Tricky Dick Nixon &

Spinnin'plates & Topo Gigio on Ed Sullivan and we
LIKED IT THAT WAY!!

None of this newfangled mummunschitz & carrot greens!

[asthmaticeog]

21. Please refrain from dissing Mummenshantz.

Faces of putty = entertainment!

(I couldn't find an image to post because GIS rejected every spelling of "Mummenshanz" I could think of. :cry:)

[WCGreen]

12. Mimes gone wild....

[asthmaticeog]

22. Mmmmm, succulent mime-meat.

[bridgit]

14. you got that right...

[asthmaticeog]

23. That sonofabitch Fibber didn't deserve that fine hunk o' woman.

Molly = :loveya:

[u4ic]

16. Weren't they on that goddamn funny

Sonny & Cher show?

[asthmaticeog]

24. They were on everything.

Their agent apparently couldn't say no to scheissy variety shows.

[jane_pippin]

17. What are you now, my dad?

He was watching the Comic Relief thing on HBO and in the span of 3 minutes:

1. Yelled that Stephen Colbert is an idiot

2. Laughed uproariously at Billy Crystal.

Billy. Fucking. Crystal.

He also laughed at D.L. Hughley but that doesn't cancel out 1. and 2.

[asthmaticeog]

25. That would be totally weird if I was your dad.

Especially since I'm unshakably certain I wasn't sexually active when I was 8.

[jane_pippin]

29. Well ok. But in this modern world

one never knows.

[HughBeaumont]

19. Hellellells NO you didn't go with Shields and Yarnell.

Going to the Clinkers my ass.

I think I got some unbeknownst contact highs when I was 8 to like this show.

Couldn't be worse than THIS:

[asthmaticeog]

20. So d'ya think Geoff Edwards got tag-teamed by Pink Lady or what?

If he didn't, he got SO robbed.

[HughBeaumont]

26. Geoff was the King of all Game Show Hosts. How could they say NO to the man who led Treasure Hunt??

Is it just me, or do Pink Lady look like Shields and Yarnell in that photo?

[asthmaticeog]

31. I've made a horrible mistake.

Geoff Edwards wasn't the host of the Pink Lady show, it was Jeff Altman. Please go easy on me, I was only 10! :cry:

As to your excellent point, I suspect Pink Lady WERE Sheilds and Yarnell, who, at the dawn of the '80s, realized the jig was probably up for them, so they created J-Pop alter-egos to keep their careers from waning. They failed.

[Strawman]

27. Damn straight

[conscious evolution]

28. I remember

not knowing who that guy is!!

[asthmaticeog]

30. The world is a better place for having Murray Langston in it.

Long may he jape.