Mrs. Pickles Saves The World ! ....

[Trajan]

Hmmmm .... Why do they call her Pickles ? ....

http://www.ironhymen.com/boysprivates.asp

10 Things Every Girl Should Know About Boys and Their Private Parts

By Mrs. George W. Bush



"Take it from me, girls – there's no good reason to rush into S-E-X. That's why I hope these scientific facts help you choose abstinence, so you need never know the heartbreak of being trapped in a loveless marriage just because you drank too many margaritas one night and gave up your honey pot to a pushy young cokehead from a so-called 'good family.'"


1. Unlike your girly privates, which are internal, boy privates are external. God knew that nobody wanted to see all our lady mess, so He pushed everything up inside you. What in tarnation He was thinking when he came up with that nasty, dangling, squishy flesh on boys beats the heck out of me, but I suspect it was so it would be easier for Him to keep an eye on what they're up to. Because trust me: that grotesque grab bag of horror and disappointment is always up to something, gals.

2. Boy privates are often said to resemble hot dogs, although if you ask me, the ones I've seen always called to mind something like those cute little Austrian cocktail weenies they sell 8 to a can. But I think famed author Lynne Cheney described the male unmentionable best when she recalled recoiling at "an old Frankenstein's monster bratwurst that looked like it had rolled under the couch for a month and got covered in dust bunnies and would make you spit up if you even so much as halfheartedly nibbled the tip of it."

3. Though erotically sensitive just like girl nipples, boy nipples are NOT privates – yet. But my husband and I are working hard to instill a sense of sexualized body shame so acute, that one day soon boys will learn that their nipples are dirty little things that will get them – just like you! – arrested when they strut around topless at Myrtle Beach. America is not some big, old licentious San Tropez and it's time all of you out there realized it!

-more-


See ? .... Saving the world from evil S.E.X. keeps her from worrying about unimportant things, like homeless families and the unemployed ....

Why waste her beautiful mind ?

(This deserved a thread of it's own ....)

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1. check out the DU GLossary

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_oet&address=358x190

Pickles also could come from that sour look on her face

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2. I don't know, I somehow associate

Ice pick ( a tool used be people like Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct)

and how she "accidentally" killed her boyfriend
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2004/01/07/earlyshow/leisure/books/main591951.shtml


it's totally unrelated but it pops up in my head