Blair, Bush Announce: Michael Jackson will give up his WMD's

[SoCalDem]

http://www.moderateindependent.com/index.htm


BLAIR, BUSH ANNOUNCE MICHAEL JACKSON WILL GIVE UP WMD'S
http://www.moderateindependent.com/v1i17gadhafi.htm
DEC 16 - 31, 2003
VOL. 1 ISSUE 17





BLAIR, BUSH ANNOUNCE MICHAEL JACKSON WILL GIVE UP WMD'S

Tahiti, Barbados, Some Guy Named Steve Join Libya's Gadhafi In Declaring They Will Give Up Weapons They Never Had To Begin With

By Samuel A. Stanson


DECEMBER 20, 2003 – As further proof of how Operation Iraqi Freedom is reshaping the Middle East and making the world a safer place, British Prime Minister Tony Blair and American President George W. Bush announced today that Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi will give up the WMD program he was never - over two decades - able to produce anything with to begin with.

"This achievement," said President Bush, in a speech given simultaneously to one given by Blair, "on top of eliminating Saddam Hussein - who apparently hadn't had any WMD's in about a decade either - removes 0.00 KG of anthrax, 0.00KG of horrible, deadly sarin gas, and no nuclear weapons from the face of the Earth. Therefore, this is as great a day in the War on Terror as when we captured Saddam - who didn't have anything either."

Prime Minister Blair echoed the sentiment.


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"Fortunately," he continued, "the nothing Gadhafi, Michael Jackson, and Steve had to offer the terrorists will remain nothing for the foreseeable future. And so this is yet another great victory in the War on Terror. Somehow. You know, just like beating Saddam was."

[izzie]

1. Oh thanks I feel ever so safe since Bush got into office.

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[carols]

2. Bet MJ still has a few almanacs stashed somewhere though!

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