105-Pound Woman Crowned Fruitcake Champ

[underpants]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/ap/20031231/ap_on_fe_st/fruitcake_champion&e=1

BUFFALO, N.Y. - A 105-pound woman was crowned Fruitcake Champion after swallowing nearly five pounds of the treat in 10 minutes, beating her closest rival — a man almost four times her weight — by a single bite.

"My jaw is very tired right now," Sonya Thomas said Tuesday after out-eating 405-pound Eric Booker of Long Island by one-eighth of an ounce.

The contest, believed to be a first, was sanctioned by the International Federation of Competitive Eating and kicked off Buffalo's New Year's festivities.

She's eaten 43 tacos in 11 minutes to claim victory in the World Champion Chicken Taco Eating Contest. She also holds the female world record for eating 24 hot dogs in 12 minutes and for eating 68 hard-boiled eggs in 8 minutes.

[jimbo fett]

1. I don't want to be around when

she tries to pass that 5 pounds of fruitcake.

[underpants]

2. FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!

[Beaker]

3. 68 hard-boiled eggs in 8 minutes???

I guess that cool-hand luke wasn't so cool after all...

[underpants]

4. How does she get the shell off so fast?

Or does she eat that too?