So You've Decided To Be Evil . . .

[OneBlueSky]

becoming an evil-doer -- a great way to ring in the New Year! . . .

A Step-by-Step Guide to Joining the Forces of Darkness

http://evil-guide.tripod.com/

Congratulations on your decision to join the forces of darkness! Evil always needs more tools... I mean... agents... for its unholy army of the night, and by joining now you can rest assured that your remaining years will be spent pursuing the 'good' things of life: lust, greed, debauchery, the construction of enormous weather machines... Your favorite hobby can become a lifelong career! Thus, this handy guide has been created to nurture any potential lunatic into a lifetime of evil and destruction.

UPDATE - The book based on this website is now out! Read more about it in the 'What's New' section.

I - The Forces of Darkness
II - Objectives and Goals
III - Thwarting the Forces of Good
IV - Careers for Evil-Doers
V - Locations for your Lair
VI - Evil Henchmen Guide
VII - Fashion for the Evil Doer
VIII - Make your own Evil Plan
XI - Appendix
What's New - *Updated*

http://evil-guide.tripod.com/

Happy New Year, evil-doers! . . . :evilgrin:

[ET Awful]

1. LOL . . . From the Evil Henchmen chapter. . .

The Religious Right:

Perhaps the most fearsome, horrendous, and truly evil of all possible henchmen, the religious right can make a nightmarish addition to any evil doer's army. Renowned for their savagery and terrifying ability to distribute religious pamphlets, these insidious individuals inspire fear through their very presence. Their television programming has been known to send more than one person skyrocketing to insanity, and their devotion to hate and rage rivals that of Latin American death squads. It must be noted, however, that one should not enter into an alliance with these people lightly. Due to their mind-numbingly psychotic nature, the evil genius may find himself out-eviled even by them