I know it's not nice to say this

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

but hey everyone! Today is your LAST DAY to sin and be an asshole for free! Starting tomorrow all those pulled posts count towards your record!

Look out for unintended consequences like people who will bait you while counting to thirty! Make LIBERAL use of ignore if needed.

If a poster pulls up beside you and another pulls up to your bumper...be on the watch for STAGED accidents and smarmy little notes about how you were put on probation,....NYAH NYAH NYAH!!!

:D

[Zomby Woof]

1. well, Pookie loves you!

And says for you to suck eggs! :D

[LincolnMcGrath]

2. May the fleas of one hundred camels

infest your armpits!

Does the slate cleaner follow calender year? Or instance to instance?

[underpants]

3. Yeah are the post counts erased tomorrow?

:shrug:

[LincolnMcGrath]

5. I bet it is instance to instance

:shrug:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

4. Calendar year, I believe but read the announcement thread

closely

[MuseRider]

6. Well shit!

I am 50 fucking years old and I live in fear of getting banned from this site. Makes me feel like a 7th grader. I can't guarantee my sanity if I can't come here. I wish I had a penny for every post I have had the good sense to erase before hitting the post message button.

[many a good man]

7. OK. Here goes.

Your candidate is a lying traitorous Republican wolf in sheep's clothing who is intimately connected with every conspiracy theory from the 14th century onwards. On top of it all he can't possibly win and thus will help usher in a fascist police state. But if he does win then he will do the same thing any way and ruin our party forever. Therefore all you people who support him are deluded treasonous poo poo heads.

On the other hand, MY candidate's shit don't smell. He'll kick Bush*'s ass and solve all our problems.

There. I tried. Bring it on.

:grr: :nuke: :puke: :tinfoilhat: :shrug:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

8. You sound like a freeper with the intellectual agility of a

small soap dish :evilgrin:

[many a good man]

12. Umm...

Links?
:crazy:

[THUNDER HANDS]

9. well...then I might as well get this out of the way now

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[Skittles]

10. I SHOULD COME OVER RIGHT NOW AND KICK YOUR ASS, TEENA

YES INDEED

[LincolnMcGrath]

13. There is a button on your keyboard labeled Caps Lock

If you press it down just once, YOU CAN STOP SCREAMING!

[sendero]

14. Skittles...

.... you are always going on about kicking someone's ass. Are you really that damn bad? :)

[trof]

11. For I am without sin,

and am pure, even as the driven snow.
<signed>
Little Goody Two-Shoes

[sendero]

15. I've only...

...had one post deleted. Now, my sons' basketball coach would say something like "if you aren't fouling a few times a game, you are not playing hard enough".

I'm I being too moderate? I mean, only one post deleted in 2 years? I feel like I'm failing here :evilgrin:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

16. You really are a loser..you should post on the

Politics for Saints site..in fact...you should fucking invent it :evilgrin: