American culture reaches yet another new low . . .

[OneBlueSky]

just when you thought you'd seen everything . . . just when you thought that nothing, NOTHING could surprise or disgust you anymore, you come across something like this . . . our ancestors would be so-o-o-o-o-o proud of where American ingenuity has taken us, don'tcha think? . . .

Introducing the Turd Twister...
the funniest gag gift in the world!

The Turd Twister is a complete kit for shaping your turd into amazing designs, and it comes with a hilarious instruction manual. It's the Ultimate Gift for the person who has everything, including a "twisted" sense of humor!

http://www.turdtwister.com/

(note to self -- be sure to get one for Mom . . .)

[underpants]

1. A great stocking stuffer

I think that that is hilarious.