How many straight guys here think Angelina Jolie is hot?

[ButterflyBlood]

almost everyone I've met who thinks she is is a lesbian or bisexual girl.

[AntiCoup2K4]

1. She's a little on the psychotic side.... but that never stopped me before.

And she does play from both sides of the plate, so to speak, but I've never heard her use the words "lesbian" or "bisexual" in reference to herself.

[madrchsod]

2. ????

she`s hot ..who cares about the rest....

[private_ryan]

3. she is somewhat bi

admited to it on an interview but that doesn't matter; I'm willing to forgive ;). She is probably the hottest women in Hollywood right now.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

4. Of course she's hot.

She just finally wised up and left that dirt bag Billy Bob Thorton.

[trotsky]

5. I don't find her all that attractive.

The collagen-enhanced lip look is a total turnoff for me.

[ArkDem]

47. Those lips are hard on me.

They look like they could explode at any moment.

[GreenArrow]

6. She's a hag

but to each his own.

[WilliamPitt]

7. ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

[Clete]

28. Lighten up Will.

Actors are all me...me...me. That doesn't make them bad people. Living in LA I knew lots of actors; male, female; famous and unknown; and to a one they had tremendous egos, but they also had tremendous heart to go with the unflattering part of them. Will Shakespeare would have felt in good company with them.

[WilliamPitt]

30. Lighten up?

I genuinely don't understand what you mean. I think Angelina Jolie is stunning on virtually every level. I thought I communicated that by answering the question posed.

[Clete]

31. What you communicated to me was that you

thought she suffered from princess syndrome and that you didn't like it. Yes, all actors do suffer from that prince/ss syndrome and they have wonderfully big egos, but this is almost essential to the trade. So if I misunderstood, please accept my apologies.

I find actors at their best when those big egos operate and you give them your undivided attention and let them entertain you even if it's over a beer. Some of the best times I have ever had.

[WilliamPitt]

32. Find me where I said that

The only word I used in my post was 'ME.'

I think you are mistaking someone elses posts for mine.

[Clete]

33. Memememememe and posting a group of pictures

of her playing to the camera, which is what models and actresses do, makes me think you don't like her. Again, if I misunderstood, I apologize.

[WilliamPitt]

34. Wow. You're feeling metaphorical today

I posted the pictures because she looks amazing in them, imho.

You need a hobby. :)

[Clete]

35. I have one.

I am an untalented writer of Fantasy pulp fiction. It keeps me happy though. :-)

[ArkDem]

72. You are also very

FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DS1]

60. Yeah! Mine!

Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!

[anti_shrub]

8. Well I just ordered Original Sin from the ol' DVD club

The UNRATED version, no less.

rawrrrrrr

[mitchum]

9. She's hot, but not really pretty...

has that coke-crazy lupine stripper look about her. Will not age well.

[Catherine Vincent]

10. I know this is a guy's thread, but

I hear a lot of guys say that Monica Belluci is the hottest thing out there.

[northernsoul]

59. you hang out with a lot intellegent, tasteful guys

I better never go to Italy, I think I'd probably just have a stroke and drop dead instantly

[geniph]

64. Some women think that about Monica Bellucci, too

me, for one. Now, SHE is HOT. (My husband would do anything for that woman, anything, and I wouldn't exactly kick her out of bed myself.)

[ForrestGump]

75. Mama mia

I have to agree. She really gets my Vespa revving.

Yep, a trip to Italy could be dangerous to my health, too, by the look of it. Brazil or Venezuela, too.

[saoirse]

11. I DO!

How 'bout that "Rolling Stone" cover?

Whatta hottie.

[jenk]

12. NO NO NO!

sorry, there is just nothing I like about her, not the lips, not the nose, not the eyes. Sometimes she comes off a little skanky.

to her credit, she has nice hair

but then again, I think (a young, pre 1998) Meg Ryan is absolutely gorgeous and a lot of my friends think she's plain jane-ish

[schrodinger_I]

14. Beyonce Knowles is much hotter!!!!

<EOM>

[GreenArrow]

17. Estoy de acuerdo

Much hotter!

[ForrestGump]

22. Well, I wouldn't turn either down

And then there's Li'l Kim :D

[GalleryGod]

13. Me!

:bounce: :crazy: :smoke: :loveya: :bounce:

[Syn_Dem]

15. Her being a Goodwill Ambassador

Is also a total turn on.

[JohnKleeb]

16. wouldnt say hot but she aint ugly

Shes good looking not on my high list but not on my low list either not in the middle though either like in between medium and high for me.

[opiate69]

18. Hot? Oh, yeah..

But, personally, I'd take Joey Lauren Adams over just about anybody in film these days

[SPICYHOT]

19. Is there any problem for a girl

,a public one, being a lesbian or bisexual?
Cause she is terrific and damn sexy! and I'm woman too.:dunce:

[ForrestGump]

20. Moi, aussi!

She's magnifique.

Yes, a tad off-kilter, perhaps, but....mama.....

[leftyandproud]

26. If she turns out to be a Republican, I'll DIE!!!

she's just too damn hot..

and who says only guys can like her? ;)

[nuxvomica]

21. Those lips! Those eyes!

No bout a-doubt it. She sexy.

[Philosophy]

If I were a woman...and a lesbian

then I would think she was pretty hot. :smoke:

[Ein]

23. Over Here.

She is crazy hot sometimes. Other times not (Gone in 60 Seconds). Ever since I saw Original Sin.... Woooo.

My bi ex-girlfriend took me to see Girl Interrupted b/c Angelina was so hot, so I can see where you are coming from.

[JackSwift]

24. Hot and crazier

than a shithouse rat.

[BlueJazz]

25. I think she's OK ...but

I'm not to fond of those lips....I keep thinking of a Rainbow Trout..

[Khephra]

27. She's hot

But she'd look even hotter with blue or purple hair.

:evilgrin:

[Gringo]

29. She is hideous

I really can't understand the fascination with this person. She's about as hot as the "new, improved" Pete Burns of Dead or Alive

[Capn Sunshine]

36. Is This a trick question?

There isn't ONE (straight) guy here who would say no to her.
HAG indeed! Say that when she's standing in front of you!
:nuke:

[Gringo]

37. I'm straight (hate that word) and I wouldn't touch her

with a ten foot pole. She's still full of Billy Bob stank, she's got eye boogers and plastic lips. Massive skank. Give me Janeane Garofalo over that mess anyday.

[GreenArrow]

38. yep, a hag

those plastic lips and that stringy angularity are real turn-offs for me. As another poster pointed out, she won't age well. She's just a little too pre-fab for my tastes.

[GOPisEvil]

39. Ehhh...she's not really my type...

Although she's attractive, she just doesn't light my fire. :shrug:

Now, I wouldn't kick her out of bed unless she wanted to f*** on the floor, but on my list of women to stalk, she down pretty far...;-)

[commander bunnypants]

40. All I can say is not

eom

DEMMAN

[DEM FAN]

41. She Is A Total BABE.

:-)

[ronnykmarshall]

42. I'm gay and I think she's hot!

She's got those major make out lips!

[Dude_CalmDown]

43. Add one vote from me

Although I'd describe her more as beautiful than hot. Just saying she's hot doesn't really do her justice.

[LynneSin]

44. I think she's hot

And I'm a straight female

But even I'd consider it if it was her!

[Buns_of_Fire]

45. Sure. She fits all my requirements for The Perfect Woman...

1. She's breathing
2. ...

Well, okay, there IS no second requirement.

[dawg]

46. She's pretty, but she's not "all that".

Nice lips, nice figure. Publicity photos for the new Tomb Raider movie make her look a little too masculine, too much of a V-shaped figure instead of the hourglass I would prefer.

"Hotter and crazier than a shithouse rat"..... man, I just love that one!

[Lurking Dem]

48. I am a happily married woman

with a child but if Miss Jolie were to hit on me I would lick every inch of her body as I melted into a puddle on the floor.

[ForrestGump]

52. Can I watch?

:-)

[Lurking Dem]

55. There is, of course,

a small fee involved. :P

[ForrestGump]

62. Oh, sure, there's ALWAYS a catch!

So, um, how much?

[Lurking Dem]

67. Depends.

On whether there is spanking involved.

[ForrestGump]

76. Depends

on who was spanking who, or even whom....

:spank:

[Lurking Dem]

81. Now you are getting TRULY perverse!

It actually MATTERS who is spanking whom?? ROFLOL! Can we switch back and forth?

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

[ForrestGump]

85. I am getting truly perverse?

Oh yeah?!

This from a serial spanker.....

[Lurking Dem]

99. Hey!

A girl's gotta make a living!



Awesome smilies!

[Braden]

49. hot

appears to be totally nuts. But definately hot.

[ForrestGump]

53. I don't know whether she's mentally more together now, or what, but

she could never have been as weird as the beautiful Sean Young was. Remember her? She was scary.

[Braden]

91. now that was one F'd up lady

I am rethinking the whole deal. Sean Young Makes Angelina Jolie seem spunky.

[ForrestGump]

92. Wonder what Ms Young's doing these days?

So I just looked. Looks like she's still working and I didn't see any mention (this was her official site, though) of her struggling with mental illness. So maybe she was just generically nuts - drugs'll certainly do that, and it was the '80s Hollywood. Maybe she's got her head on straight now - hope so. What a disaster area she was back then.

[Braden]

94. I dont think she ever considered herself nuts

It was the um er, rest of us.

I remember she seriously wanted the roll of catwoman that Michelle Pfieffer (is that right?) eventually landed and she appeared on a talk show in a homemade Catwoman costume and really cemented that loony tunes image.

She was great in No Way Out, what a psycho!

[ForrestGump]

97. Barely remember "No Way Out," but I do remember loving it

I'll have to watch it again. Didn't she and Kevin Costner share a somewhat steamy intimate moment in the back of a car in that film?

[dpbrown]

50. If she hadn't modified her lips

She'd be much better looking, in my opinion.

[thermodynamic]

51. What, no pics?

I've seen her in the Tomb Raider commercials, but I gathered her boobs were "lifted up" to match the computer charcter's...

[kmla]

54. Awooo Wooo Wooo!!!!!.

Awoooooowoooooowooooo!!!!

Wow. She is a hottie.

BTW - I thought the lips were natural. No collagen. Has she admitted to plastic surgery?

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[tuck]

56. being a woman who likes women does NOT a lesbian make....

there is a lot of identity crap that goes into it. taking on the "lesbian" label has a stigma that can be pretty crappy -- even in the queer community.

[catpower2000]

57. Straight women here, she's mind-numbingly hot...

And for all those of you who are bitching about her "plastic lips", she doesn't have plastic lips--they're real, she's had them since she was a little girl, and so does her father. Her boobs are fake (she was almost flat-chested in Hackers) but they turned out nicely, and if that's what she wants, fine then.

Cat

[chadm]

58. I don't think she's so hot

not ugly, not that attractive though.

[RetroLounge]

61. Hmmmm. Not so hot as much as nasty

and I mean nasty in the best skanky psycho slut way possible...

[ForrestGump]

63. You mean a

good nasty?

Or the kind of nasty that's like, uh-uh, keep her away from me?

[geniph]

65. She all but burned up my TV in Gia

she was so hot in that that I've never forgotten it. Rent it, see what I mean. God, she was good. The lady has real talent, when she gets a script that allows her to use it. And I think she's gorgeous, except for the skinny little stick arms.

The whole nasty thing is just a turn-on as far as I'm concerned, too - nasty and weird is kind of my style, anyway. ;-)

Oh, and I'm a (mostly) straight woman.

[L.A.dweller]

66. Silly question but

I've noticed that she has had a baby boy (has dark hair).
Who's child is it?

Oh, and if I were a guy I'd f*** Jolie.

[Lurking Dem]

68. She adopted him in Cambodia.

She takes him back there to keep in touch with his culture as well.

[plcdude]

74. would you not

anyway?

[mvd]

69. Well, for the "bad" look she's hot

So I give her some credit.

[samsingh]

70. she's hot and sexy

i adore her

[indigo32]

71. Can a lesbian chime in?

she's hot as hell...
and she is admittedly BI

[ornotna]

73. Oh yes, she's hot

I would love to play carnival with her.

[ForrestGump]

77. You mean,

you'd let her ride on your float?

Me, too, and I'd give her endless trips on my Tilt-a-Whirl.

[ornotna]

80. Kinda

I let her sit on my face and I try to guess her weight. :evilgrin:

[TrogL]

78. I'm bi and I think she's hot

:evilgrin:

[SOteric]

79. No way.

I'm not a lesbian and I don't play one on tv, but I can look at some women and appreciate what would be sexually exciting about them.

Angelina Jolie is just a whack job who looks like she's got a fig stuck on her face where her mouth should be.

:shrug:

No offense was intended against whack jobs or figs. Any resemblence to actual figs, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

[ForrestGump]

82. No....please, please,pleeeeeeeeeeeeease

don't say 'whack job' - it's turning me on too much.

No, seriously, I wish you'd stop sugarcoating everything like that. Just tell us how you really feel. :P

[SOteric]

84. I could prolly spend a few semesters

at the Skittles Finishing and Charm School for Girls; ..I mean, if you think it'll help me to become less of a delicate flower.

[ForrestGump]

88. And then she goes and says 'delicate flower,' as if

I needed any further encouragement....

Yes, I'm sure that you could benefit from a bit of time under Skittles' expert tutelage. Here's an ass to practice on: :kick:

[SOteric]

96. I like

your tiny ass with that big load of yours better.

[ForrestGump]

100. *blush*

Now THAT is a line I don't hear every day.... :D

[sexybomber]

83. holy good god, yes

she can raid my tomb any day...

[Uzybone]

86. I think she is ok

not too terribly hot. But damn I would jump right in there if I had the chance.

[Maine Mary]

87. I'm a heterosexual woman and think she's hot

How can anyone not! Mein Gott!!!

[LadeJarl]

89. She is hotter than the temp here in Florida

and that she is bisexual is just a big pluss!

Angelina :loveya:

[salmonhorse]

90. Yeah...so...

...what's yer point?

O8)

[ForrestGump]

95. Point? We're just getting our Jolies.....

it's a point unto itself :-)

[PeakOil2008]

93. Jolie really does nothing for me.

I find implants and plastic surgery to be a MAJOR turn-off. What can I say? I happen to like my women 100% natural. I'd take a pretty woman with thin lips and tiny breasts any day over any silicone-filled Pamela Anderson clone. Well, okay, Angelina Jolie's no Pam Anderson look-alike. But regardless of the number of times Ms Jolie has paid tribute to a plastic surgeon's scalpel, I just don't find her physically attractive. She's neither cute nor pretty by my definition of those words. But she's definitely not ugly, either. "Okay" is about all that I can say for her.

I agree with mitchum. Within ten years, she will more than likely end up looking very aged and haggish.

Someone ask me about Cherry Malone sometime. Now here, we're talking a hot woman. ;) :wow:

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[NightTrain]

98. Yeah, she's hot...

...but I have to wonder how many PSIs it takes to fill her lips!

[ForrestGump]

101. Don't you mean inches?

:o