Caption the hungover POTUS

[DoYouEverWonder]

President Bush waves as he boards Air Force One at the TSTC airfield in Waco Texas Thursday Jan. 1, 2004. Bush was enroute to meet his father George Bush in South Texas for a day of hunting before returning to his ranch near Crawford, Texas.

[OldEurope]

1. Gottanother glass for me?

:P

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

2. Hello, pink elephants!

Glad to see the Reth-Rethur-good ol' GOP here to see me off!

[gardenista]

3. "If I wave real hard, they won't notice my fly is open." nt

[DoYouEverWonder]

4. Must be something in the water in Crawford?

Everytime he goes on 'vacation' there he ends up looking worse instead of better.

[diamond14]

5. OMG....shrub is looking real sloshed....he's been gone from

DC for TWO WEEKS....and we haven't heard a word or seen him at all...no wonder....

yes, it will be a nixonian exit....bush* is re-playing the nixon-era playbook note-by-note......'special prosecutor' is coming right up....wars going on in the background, everyday OUR soldiers are KILLED....and shrub heavily drunk/drugged....

at the end, nixon appeared on National TV in a very inebriated state...he was slurring his words badly and could hardly talk...and then nixon left....

take nixon and substitute bush*
take watergate and substitute TREASONGATE
take Vietnam quagmire and substitute Iraqmire


"Treason for petty spite" is bushco-in-a-nutshell
:crazy:

[cosmicdot]

6. W is thinking (barely): I think this is the longest I've held down a job

[Bertha Venation]

7. HUNTING?

Leave it to this brainless prick to relish killing blameless defenseless animals.

Yes, I realize bearfan and probably other DUers hunt.

Yes, I am a carnivore.

I realize I am a walking contradiction and I don't care. I feel so strongly that hunting is wrong that I'd stand in front of a deer and let you shoot ME instead.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

9. He's probably going to "hunt" the way Cheney did

a couple of weeks ago, there was a piece about Cheney "hunting" geese and ducks. These birds had been raised in captivity and were released from their cages so they could fly over a pond and be slaughtered by the "sportsman".

People in my family hunt. They don't go for trophy heads, they go for the meat. That's ok in my book. What these GOP-heads do isn't hunting.

[Bertha Venation]

10. Cheney's hunt -- that is disgusting.

:eyes: I despise this administration for every breath each top guy breathes. Less oxy for the rest of us, and they relish it!

[Bridget Burke]

11. He went on a dove hunt in 1994

First day of the season--it was a big photo opportunity, especially since he was running against Ann Richardson--who hunts.

He shot a killdeer. It's a protected species that doesn't look much like a mourning dove. Don't know if he actually paid the fine.

[Bertha Venation]

8. DYEW, I hope my comment upthread doesn't wind up hijacking your thread.

My apologies.

Jesus Christ Almighty. Hunting. :eyes:

[Cannikin]

12. 'Hay, daddy. Lets go out in 'murka and shoot some terra'ists!

They may be bringin' nucular weapons over the border!

[DoYouEverWonder]

13. It's okay, you're in the lounge

and all repug bashing is fine with me.

[maxanne]

14. hi, high

everyone!! Remember - wave with right hand and hold on to the railing with the left - don't want to fall like Chevy Chase...Jerry Ford...Chevy Chase? Dammit, which one was the president?

[cosmicdot]

15. for XNASA ... pull mah fingah ...

[cosmicdot]

16. for Skip Fox ... W. is "thinking":

cut-n-paste of a Skip Fox original (miss ya Skip ... hope things are going OK with your Dad)...

"Boy, now's my chance to buck up the nation. Maybe they'll call this my Steel Backbone Period as I rally the nation. Everybody's worried about Iraq. Even the party is nervous. 'Blackest hour,' they'll say. But my speech today will turn all that around! Everybody will be confident! They'll know what a great leader I am, and they won't have any more doubts. I call it my Roadmap to Victory! . . . which I borrowed some from my famous Roadmap to Peace, and when I remind people of that, they should be really optimistic, since I've done it before, so like I've had practice and stuff. Wow! . . . . Hmmm, . . .wonder who's gonna play me in the movie?"

[AlGore-08.com]

17. Smirk: "Must... return... to my casket... before dawn... "

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