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Rose Siding Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-01-04 11:17 AM
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Roll of Bubble Wrap Now 2nd Democratic Frontrunner Behind Dean, Gaining
Roll of Bubble Wrap Now 2nd Democratic Frontrunner Behind Dean, Gaining


Will This Charismatic Figure Go All The Way?

Des Moines, Iowa—A roll of bubble wrap discovered in the back of a UPS warehouse in Moscow, Idaho has thrown its hat into the political arena in the quest of the Democratic nomination for President of the United States.

Polls show the package protector now ahead of all other Democratic hopefuls except Howard Dean, but that gap is quickly narrowing. Experts point out some of the reasons explaining why this most unusual candidate has such a high popularity...

Mostly, it is energetic and fun. Squeezing the bubbles has become a favorite past-time of young and old alike. You can either pop them individually or wring a whole section creating a "firecracker" effect.

And who doesn't like firecrackers, except for maybe those who suffer from post traumatic stress syndrome due to battle fatigue? more.....

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i153
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dodgerartful Donating Member (98 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-01-04 11:33 AM
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1. better than chimpco
and it would get my vote...
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beawr Donating Member (358 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-01-04 11:43 AM
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2. Well......
I think the Bubble wrap may have a better chance of beating Bush* than Dean would.
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mkultra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-01-04 12:57 PM
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3. hehe
Edited on Thu Jan-01-04 12:57 PM by mkultra
Id certaily vote for buble wrap over the rest of the candidates(sides dean of course)
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