So I'm sitting here watching "Newlyweds" on MTV (rant)

[101 Proof]

and I just can't believe how stupid Jessica Simpson is. There's way too many examples to list, so I'll give you all a few: First, she thought the brand name tuna "Chicken of the Sea" was actual chicken! Next, she was looking for her hotel room, and didn't know which room she was in. Then her dad told her to look on her keycard, and lo and behold, there it was. Her room number. There's more examples, but I'd have to write a book series titled something like "Jessicaisms," and sell them next to "Bushisms." What do you expect...she has a picture of her and Dubya hanging in her husband's office. :eyes:

My God, I'd go crazy being married to her! Your thoughts?

[101 Proof]

1. .

:kick:

[Breezy du Nord]

2. I can't stand watching MTV. Period

Jessica Simpson really does embody all the acheivments women have made over the past century, lol.

[name not needed]

3. mtv sucks

they cancelled their best shows. i loved jackass and beavis and butthead.

[davidinalameda]

4. you're losing IQ points as you watch that crap

soon you'll be as stupid as her

turn the damn thing off!

[Scurrilous]

5. She's dumb like a fox....

....Newlyweds has been renewed for another season. She's riding this dumb blonde shtick all the way to the bank.

[soothsayer]

16. bingo

I think it's a it of a put-on, too. A little bit real, a little bit entertainment.

[Mercurius]

6. I watch that show only so that...

I can feel very, very smart.

[killerchicken97]

7. Is anyone here?

First time user here....Trying to still find my way around

[ScreamingMeemie]

8. Hi! Welcome to DU!

:hi:

[killerchicken97]

9. Green Bay???

I'm glad to see they made the playoffs for Bret.....but I'm a Cowboys fan. We're finally back in the playoffs.

[ScreamingMeemie]

11. Good luck. There was a time where I would have not liked you for being

a Cowboys fan. I've grown up...a little. Just teasing. Best of luck to you and the Cowboys. :hi:

[Ellen Forradalom]

10. Welcome to DU, killerchicken!

:toast: :bounce:

[killerchicken97]

12. So does everyone here like to drink beer?

I see A lot of beer icons anb I;m getting thirsty. PBR ASAP

[Breezy du Nord]

13. Not me, I'm underage.

:toast:<==Kool-aid

edit: Almost forgot: Welcome to DU! :hi:

[killerchicken97]

15. Underage huh

So what made you interested in this site. Are you into politics?

[AlienGirl]

19. Hi chicken!

I like to drink beer; but I'm 31 and allowed to!

Welcome to DU...why are you a killer chicken? That's a bit of an interesting image!

Tucker

[FDRrocks]

14. I caught that show once for 10 minutes...

en passant, of course (I swear). The husband looked very disgruntled/unhappy. I wouldn't blame him. Beauty isn't even 25% of a relationship, not that I think she is pretty. That woman seems to have nothing going on in her head.

I read a list online of crap she has said/done on the show. Bringing gucci handbags on a camping trip, turning down buffolo wings b/c "I don't eat buffalo", amongst other ridiculously odd stuff. She is a good argument for putting more of an emphasis on the efficiency and clarity of public education.

[Name removed]

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[bratcatinok]

18. Why do you say that?

I don't see a disruptor. I do see someone new to DU.

[Melsky]

20. Jessica is a republican

and a big bush fan. Anyone surprised?

[MercutioATC]

21. Platamupus...my absolute favorite.

It's not enough that this poor animal was freakishly designed and got a strange name...to have a vacuous blonde not even know how to pronounce it? Terrible!

:)