did you know that freepers wrote "poetry?"

[Bertha Venation]

this tidy little gem from "conspiracy guy" just found

Ann

The Dems all hate her every move,
They’d like to see her dead.
For on their Marxist plans for us,
Some light this lady’s shed.
I watch her every chance I get,
And listen to her views.
The Lib’ral press can’t stand her,
The Dems control the news.
Bill and Hill both hate her guts,
We all know they have reason.
Dems can’t stand Ann Coulter’s book,
Exposing them for TREASON.

from a thread called "Ann Coulter Declares Roy Moore 'Man of the Year'"
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1048643/posts

[ima_sinnic]

1. UGH!!! what birdbrains!! and here is one that came in a GOP e-mail

Happy New Year!

At midnight today
We start a new year
It's a time for celebration
It's a time for great cheer

Our Founding Fathers
Had a vision that was great
Being men of great courage
and not that of fear

Those men from humble starts
Were subjects of a King
Who taxed and oppressed them
And to their cries, turned a deaf ear

So to Adams, George and Tom
It became very clear
Providence was calling them
To a time of great change

They fought for the right
Through loss, suff'ring and death
They did what was best
For all of the rest

These great men are all gone now
And it's Our Party that's now left
Though broken in scandal, lies and in shame
The Truth will still be spoken

It is time for great men
To choose what is right again
For the greater good
We must fight

For the Elephant to stand
Strong and proud
It takes courage to change
The Elephant cries so loud!

Yes, at midnight today
It will be time to cheer
For in 2004, the Illinois Elephant
Will get off his rear!

Happy New Year,
Steve Meyer
Oak Park GOP

some freeper put my e-mail address on several repuke mailing lists last spring so I get to see their drivel more often than I'd like.

[Bertha Venation]

4. "the Elephant cries so loud?"

[TreasonousBastard]

2. There once was a guy in Nantucket...

who threw his nuts in a bucket
and said "Now I am Anne"
"No longer a man"
But everyone else just said "Fuckit."

[Catch22Dem]

3. WOO HOOOOOO!!!!

You win! That is by far the best poem on DU so far this year. LOL

[Champion Jack]

5. Great one!!!!

[Bertha Venation]

6. okay, funny, now I have a question

Why this "Ann Coulter is a man" stuff? What would it matter?

[RandomKoolzip]

7. It would matter because

we'd ahve another repub hypocrite/liar to add to the scorecard.

[Bertha Venation]

10. we already know she's a liar

as for hypocrite: how so? How is any man living as a woman being a hypocrite? Or, how is anyone who's had gender surgery a hypocrite?

[Maddy McCall]

19. Bertha, have you ever known a Repub to be sensitive to transgender or

gender dysphoric people?

I haven't. Therein contains the hypocrisy. Or role conflict, at least.

[TreasonousBastard]

9. It doesn't.

And I really don't buy it anyway, but that didn't stop me from getting a cheap laugh.

I shall do my penance for cheap shots tomorrow.

[name not needed]

8. i thought they just

screamed 'kill the jews' over and over again:shrug:

[NoPasaran]

11. A better poem

Than Pickles' "Lump in the bed" mash note.

[jimbo fett]

12. I feel so dirty now. I have to go take a shower. The taint has gotten me.

[Zuni]

13. this is surreal

This is right up there with pabaah! (patriots boycotting anti-american hollywood)
www.pabaah.com

[bedtimeforbonzo]

14. Yeah, he's a real fucking gem

Here's more of his tripe:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1049240/posts?page=630#630

[mozart]

16. bedtimeforbonzo

Consiracy Guy is a real piece of work. Poet Emeritus from Bonzo University:)

[mozart]

21. bedtimeforbonzo

I just went over to Freak Republic due to this posting....These people are insane! And why do they trash us with no specificity...just hatred...and this joker is the dumbest SOB iI ever found...check this out

I'm being followed by a DUmb Shadow.

DU

What can I say they must be bored,
We all know they are DUmb.
I guess it’s tuff to hang out where,
The best poster is scum.
So they come here and lurk about,
And post their lib’ral spew.
We ZOT the trolls and send them home,
It’s fun for me and you.
I’ve heard that they don’t like me much,
I guess they think I’m bad.
Conspiracy Guy freaks them out,
For them I do feel sad.
Imagine just how hard it is,
To live without a clue.
Of right and wrong or what is real,
Their light bill’s overdue.
So to you trolls I say, hello,
I hope you do get better.
CG is glad you hate his guts,
Please do send me a letter.

Conspiracy Guy 1/2/04


I just e mailed my big bro in Toronto, and he and his buddies are gonna have some fun with these j-offs. I would, but I don't have the stomach for it. Nazi's cause me a Maalox moment....

[LisaM]

25. Ha ha, that whole thread is hilarious....

one couple is building their own couch! LOLOL. Well, I guess when you take a break from reading and writing poetry, why not just build a couch? It probably has bald eagles on the armrests.

A surprising number of them were also simultaneously doing laundry.

[mozart]

15. did you know that freepers wrote "poetry?""

Hope this dude has another job:)

It should end:

And miles to go before I think
And miles to go before I think.....

[cosmicdot]

17. that's not an Ann opinion, that's treason

... and, how many times was Jim Hightower on cable/networks vs. Ann Coulter last year?

who ever dreamed that one day in America, someone would wish death to fellow citizens, and then be paid for it

[mozart]

18. Maeve

Good question....no viable answer.

[TheMightyFavog]

20. Ugggh..

Holy fuck, I've read Vogon poetry that was better than that.

[Breezy du Nord]

22. God, this is too easy

Write your own joke here, folks.

[Pegleg Thd]

23. I didn't know that you could teach

a freeper to read and write!!

[corporatewhore]

24. Aaw a love poem to miss september 1939