hello internet

[GirlinContempt]

happy new yteart


dnt do druugs

tank you

-aly

[GirlinContempt]

1. i cant feel my boxy

just finers

[reformedrepub]

2. someone had a realllllll

good night....

[GirlinContempt]

3. my cat will take care of meq

care is such an interastiung word
i like itk
t's godd

[reformedrepub]

4. Im glad you have your cat

to take care of you, we wouldnt want you getting hurt or anything...be careful!!

[otherlander]

20. What about your nose?

[ghostsofgiants]

5. I can't wait for you to see tihs thread and our MSN conversation once you sober up tomorrow.

[Liberal In Texas]

6. Nothing to see here, move along...

[bridgit]

7. the internet is merely a series of tubes don'cha know...

[Liberal In Texas]

8. Wait a minute...that looks like a series of yowling cats, not tubes!

[bridgit]

9. that's what i love about DU the very most...

everyone is so god damn picayune :rofl: :hi: :toast:

[Liberal In Texas]

10. Yeah....picayune

Picayune (Urban Dictionary)
A town in South Mississippi (40 miles from New Orleans/25 miles from the coast) that is known for its teen pregnancy, teen drug use and high school dropouts. At one time or another it was and may still be the highest rates in the nation. Oxycotin is also widely used here.
Afroman refers to Picayune in one of his songs, Stay here and become like Picayune... pregnant, stoned and dumb.

(Dictionary.com)
pic·a·yune /ˌpɪkiˈyun, ˌpɪkə-/
–adjective Also, pic·a·yun·ish. Informal.
1. of little value or account; small; trifling: a picayune amount.
2. petty, carping, or prejudiced: I didn't want to seem picayune by criticizing.
–noun
3. (formerly, in Louisiana, Florida, etc.) a coin equal to half a Spanish real.
4. any small coin, as a five-cent piece.
5. Informal. an insignificant person or thing.




I hope you don't think the DU is petty and small; pregnant, stoned and dumb.

:-)

[bridgit]

11. small, pregnant and stoned WITH the dumb perhaps...

:thumbsup: :rofl: :hide:

[Liberal In Texas]

12. Of course....that's why you are here.

For small, stoned, dumb, pregnant people.

I fit 0 out of 4. But there must be others.

[bridgit]

13. you're clearly selling yourself too short...

:spray:

[Liberal In Texas]

14. Glad to hear you think we're all dumb, nice.

Good night from Texas to the west coast.

[bridgit]

15. sweet dreams...

:boring:

[Liberal In Texas]

16. ...Til we meet again...

:hi:

Bon nuit.

[Omphaloskepsis]

17. I'm calling bullshit. You are not that fucked.

[ghostsofgiants]

18. Based on the MSN conversation I had with her...

Yes she was.

[GirlinContempt]

19. congrats Sherlock

you're right. I just PRETEND to make a complete and total ass of myself for fame and glory.