God told me to stop telling people that He told me stuff.

elperromagico

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Fri Jan-02-04 04:44 PM
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God told me to stop telling people that He told me stuff.

I think I will honor His wishes. Have a nice day.

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LuLu550

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Fri Jan-02-04 04:45 PM
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1. but did he tell you

to tell other people to stop telling people that he told them stuff?

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elperromagico

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Fri Jan-02-04 04:46 PM
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2. I am not at liberty to divulge such information.

See my above post.

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SlavesandBulldozers

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Fri Jan-02-04 04:49 PM
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3. question

What does God have to say about my cat that died 10 years ago? Is she safe?

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Birthmark

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Fri Jan-02-04 04:50 PM
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4. He said, "She was delicious!"

I'm sorry. I'm sick. I need help.

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jimbo fett

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Fri Jan-02-04 04:51 PM
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6. ROTFLMAO

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LuLu550

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Fri Jan-02-04 04:51 PM
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5. you are getting mighty close

to 1,000 posts, soundgarden!
:toast:

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elperromagico

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Fri Jan-02-04 04:52 PM
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7. See my original post and post #2.

I wish I could tell you, but God's got me on a news blackout here. I think I really agitated Him when I leaked that undercover archangel's name to the press.

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jimbo fett

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Fri Jan-02-04 04:53 PM
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8. My God told your God to shut up or he'll clobber him.

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elperromagico

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Fri Jan-02-04 04:54 PM
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9. Guess your God didn't get his ass sufficiently kicked last time.

Sounds like your God likes gettin' his ass kicked...

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jimbo fett

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Fri Jan-02-04 05:03 PM
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11. My God says "Bring it on". He also says your God is nothing more than

a false idol. ;-)

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elperromagico

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Fri Jan-02-04 05:26 PM
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12. My God says your God made George W. Bush President,

and my God is pretty fucking pissed about that.

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jimbo fett

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Fri Jan-02-04 08:57 PM
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22. Your God just smote me for the whole "dubya" thing.

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JVS

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Fri Jan-02-04 05:02 PM
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10. He's just screwing with your head!

Keep telling

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trof

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Fri Jan-02-04 05:30 PM
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13. I was just messin' witcha'.

Sincerely,
God

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elperromagico

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Fri Jan-02-04 05:31 PM
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14. You're not my God. My God wears a hat.

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trof

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Fri Jan-02-04 05:33 PM
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15. I'm wearin' my INVISIBLE hat.

hee
gotcha

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elperromagico

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Fri Jan-02-04 05:36 PM
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16. Invisible hats? You tramp.

Invisible hats are beneath my God's dignity.

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trof

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Fri Jan-02-04 05:38 PM
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17. Hey, I just got it.

I like it.
Until now, when I'd go invisible you could still see my hat.

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elperromagico

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Fri Jan-02-04 05:39 PM
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18. If you're my God,

when did I last use my penis to stir soup?

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trof

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Fri Jan-02-04 05:57 PM
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19. about 15 minutes ago

try putting some butter on it

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elperromagico

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Fri Jan-02-04 06:02 PM
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20. Damn, you're good. A little TOO good.

But my God favors margarine. You are a poseur.

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qwertyMike

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Fri Jan-02-04 06:03 PM
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21. My God says the Devil . .

Edited on Fri Jan-02-04 06:03 PM by qwertyMike

. .. ..invented A Flat Minor.

But HE takes credit for B7.

And thigh-top stockings.

Kevin Smith

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