I am a grouchy, mean, irritable, nasty-tempered, pissed-off

[leftofthedial]

rotten old mofo.

I don't know why, but guess what. I don't give a rip why.

I'm mean, I'm grouchy, I'm in a foul mood and nothing you can do will make me smile.


so don't even try.

[reyd reid reed]

1. Nope.

I'm not gonna try. I'm not gonna even think about trying. I wouldn't even CONSIDER trying. You wanna be grouchy, go for it. Sometimes grouchy is fun. There are times when I enjoy nothing more than striking terror in the hearts of my offspring and I revel in it. When I want to go out and rant and scream and have a tantrum.

When I want to turn into a raving bitch.

So I do.

Don't deprive yourself.

:hug:

[Mojambo]

2. Somebody needs a good tickle!

[ThomCat]

3. Sometimes you just feel like being a grouch.

My gf tells me I'm a wonderful ufnick (sorta, kinda hebrew for grouch). :shrug:

Enjoy your grouchiness. :)

[taterguy]

4. Does that make you an "Anxious Mo-fo"?

Like that song from the Minutemen's Double Nickels on the Dime? If so your nic and mood are songs from two of the best mid-80s albums.

[leftofthedial]

5. ya know

I am an anxious mo-fo too.

[taterguy]

6. evolve man

Switch from being an Anxious Mo-fo to being a Slack Motherfucker.

You'll be glad you did, but your creditors might not be so happy about your lifestyle change

[leftofthedial]

7. got no debts

got no creditors

got no lifestyle anymore

and I don't care

so I guess I have evolved into slightly less fashionable slackitude.

[taterguy]

8. Just go randomly destroy something

It worked for these guys, look how happy they are

[leftofthedial]

10. looks like they ripped

king george's heart out

[BarenakedLady]

11. OMG!

How did you get my dog Emma? Add some (ok lots) of white to that black muzzle and that is my baby girl!



My daughter took this picture so you can't really see her white chest markings very well.

[BarenakedLady]

9. I'm just a mass of bad mojo myself

Nothing much is going the way I want.

Blah, blah, blah, blah

I feel like a dog chasing my tail....

around and around and around and getting nowhere.

[crim son]

12. I on the other hand am cheerful, friendly, calm, happy

and fresh as a rose. I'm kind, I'm a sweetheart and nothing you can do will make me frown.

so don't even try. :P

[sarge43]

13. Someone should turn that frown upside down.

:evilgrin:

[idgiehkt]

14. Hey, can we play "Lounge Confessions"? Because I need to get some things off my chest.

Following your lead:

I am judgemental, overly emotional, fucked up in the head and pretty much completely out of touch with reality and anyone getting a pm from me in the last 3 months wherein I assign blame or point finger at anyone but myself just needs to hit reply and put 'you are completely full of shit' in the subject line.

There, that's a little better.

[Little Wing]

15. Ha ha, nice try Rabrrrrrr

[Sanity Claws]

16. Could it be hormonal?

Maybe you need an infusion of estrogen. Think of the benefits -- you won't have to shave anymore.

[Bullwinkle925]

17. Is this Karl Rove? - come now - you can admit it!!

TurdBlossom - we know it's YOU!!

[JackDragna]

18. Good.

Mean, ruthless people are the only people worth knowing. We must crush love. We must crush happiness. We must crush all good things until people know just how useless life really is.