I want to know which is the WORST sin, of all the DU flamewar sins

[idgiehkt]

Poll question: I want to know which is the WORST sin, of all the DU flamewar sins

because I'm considering doing one of them. But I'm not saying which one, til this thread dies...
Which one of these is MOST likely to bring about the Apocalypse first?

[Midlodemocrat]

1. Listen. Cracker Barrel makes delicious chicken pot pie.

[WhollyHeretic]

3. Go back to freeperville

:P

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. racist

:grr:





:hi:

[Midlodemocrat]

13. Have you ever *had* it?

I didn't think so. It is friggin' delicious.

:hi:

[idgiehkt]

16. yeah, they line the pan with copies of the 1964 Civil Rights Act

gives it that nice, homey flavor.

[Midlodemocrat]

19. Wrong.

That's Red Lobster.

[idgiehkt]

22. no Red Lobster uses PETA Brochures

the best tasting ones are the "Why does your Mommy torture animals" ones.

[ThomCat]

26. I forgive you

because everyone's allowed to have flaws. :P

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

29. Fine ignore the plight of the chickens, in addition to their racism & homophobia.

Hehe.

:hide:

[Midlodemocrat]

31. I'm not speaking to you. You were in VA and didn't come visit me.

x(

[idgiehkt]

33. SEX POST! SEX POST!

This is now a sex thread. Shit.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

50. Perv.

[idgiehkt]

51. sigh

all perved up and nowhere to go. :(

[LostinVA]

93. hehehe

[LostinVA]

38. She was busy -- we'll come visit sometime, I promise

Maybe.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

41. Dude, I was in your state for less than 24 hours.

I'll be coming down there again. We can all do lunch or something.

[LostinVA]

43. Maybe you can come down during part of the time that Thom's here

He can buy us all lunch.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

49. Perfect!

[Midlodemocrat]

44. Hmph. And I had smores and everything.

:rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

48. I can't eat s'mores, because they have gelatin, not marshes, despite what LostinVA says.

And we didn't even make our dinner reservation. There was definitely no time for you.

[rug]

59. But their songbird pot pies are aces!

[idgiehkt]

66. songbird pot pies?

:rofl:

[Rabrrrrrr]

84. Aces? That's slang from the poor Jewish lower east side of NYC -

unless you're Jewish and lived 90 years ago in the Lower East Side, you have NO RIGHT to use that term. You are either a racist or someone who is trying to be someone you aren't. Racist. Using the term "Aces" is no different than using the term "phat" or "pop a cap in your ass" in order to look like you "identify" with the poor oppressed, when in truth you are anything other than a priveleged, rich, white male.

And I'm going to call you a douchebag, too, just to cover all by bets.

You probabky support McCain, but you would never admit it publicly. Poseur.

Why don't you just steal the Mennorah and sing "Have Nagila", too, while you're at it, since clearly the Jewish culture has no meaning to you except for how you can use it to your advantage. :eyes:

[ForrestGump]

104. Oy vey...

Chill, dog, a'ight?

[rug]

110. Well, I grew up on the East Side of Manhattan and am 7/8 Irish.

I have eaten here (the best)

and here

I am not a

but have met many (Bon soir Rabrrrrr).

I shall be happy to meet and share a

and a

to discuss your covert support of ,

a Long Islander who is a blister on the ass of anyone who knows or cares for New York City.

K'fotz Li!

[Rabrrrrrr]

117. Ah, the old "I'm not a racist - I have many Jewish friends" argument.

:eyes:

Tired, tired, tired. Why don't you just come out and say it? You want Palestine to attack and kill every Jew in Israel and claim the land as their own, so they have a good starting point from which to begin the annihilation of the entire Jewish race.

[LostinVA]

92. It really is pretty good

[crim son]

2. Shopping at WalMart. NO question! n/t

[idgiehkt]

4. so far so good.

I'm clean, lol.

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. Fat people should pay more for larger or extra seats on airplanes

and restaurants and elsewhere.

[idgiehkt]

6. you are the master

I bow before your greatness.

[Blue-Jay]

7. Feigning indignation, and typing "progressives" or "liberals".

As in:

"And here I thought that this board was for "liberals". I guess I was wrong."

or:

"Poor me. I thought that you people were "progressives".

Post some leftier-than-thou shit and wait for the fireworks. It's a guaranteed flamey thread. (The downside is that most people will start regarding you as a douchebag.)

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. Hmmm... I always thought being "liberal" meant being pro-education.

Judging by your typos and bad typing, apparently DU is not for "liberals" or "progressives".

Perhaps you could tell me what political group DOES offer a pro-education agenda, since I've obviously spent all my life in the wrong party, you douchebag?

[Midlodemocrat]

15. OMFG.

:spray:

:rofl:

[Blue-Jay]

18. Screw you. I type with a pencil in my mouth.

Not because I need to, mind you; I just prefer getting some neck-exercise while I'm surfing the internets. I've found that the Ticonderoga brand pencils are the most reliable, in case you were wondering.

[kwassa]

23. WHAT? NO DIXONS?

[Blue-Jay]

24. Nah. I tend to bite through them.

Especially when I'm in a hurry to insult someone.

[Rabrrrrrr]

54. Wow - you're a tree-wasting earth-hater, too

I guess I really was wrong about "liberals".

Douchebag.

[Blue-Jay]

73. Jane, you ignorant slut!

I buy free trade Ticonderoga pencils in order to put "Maria" through college. Her village makes them by hand (at least two per week), and they consider me to be a fucking SAINT!

[idgiehkt]

who voted for myspace and blogger and didn't post?

A Liberal Sailor, is that you out there?

[likesmountains 52]

8. Either de-clawing your cat..or letting your cat outside to eat songbirds...

[kwassa]

10. what about CHEMTRAILS !!!! ????????

IM SERIES !!!!!!

[idgiehkt]

27. this is the Lounge, not GD, so we go out and huff the chemtrails

whenever the tower guard alerts.

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. Calling breeders "breeders".

That's always good for a flame.

[idgiehkt]

14. roflmao

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

you are on a roll tonight (but not a roll from cracker barrell or the olive garden)

[Midlodemocrat]

39. I'll have you know the rolls at CB are almost as good as the chicken pot pie.

[LostinVA]

94. I like the biscuits

Their French toast is good, too.

[Midlodemocrat]

40. I'll have you know the rolls at CB are almost as good as the chicken pot pie.

[Midlodemocrat]

42. See? I got so excited I posted it twice.

Damned laptop. x(

[idgiehkt]

47. so the rolls at CB get your laptop all hot?

why are you trying to get my thread locked?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

35. Shut up!

Queerspawn.

[LostinVA]

37. ARRGGH! I was going to call him that!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

46. You snooze, you lose.

[Rabrrrrrr]

69. It's because of your lifestyle choice that our troops are getting killed in Iraq

Why do you hate America? Why can't you just be a Christian?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

105. Because I make the baby Jesus cry.

That's why.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

17. My declawed cat who breast-feeds her babies in public,

smokes, and eats songbirds she gets at Olive Garden until she gets so fat she requires an extra seat on an airplane.

[Blue-Jay]

20. Man, we haven't had a declawed cat war in a while.

[kwassa]

25. Cats like being de-clawed.

:hide:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

28. Declawed cat wars are pretty tame.

They just swat at each other with their little paws.

[idgiehkt]

30. a few of the declawed cats I've known took to biting.

Not fun to handle those kitties.

[sarge43]

34. Does your cat demand cornflake coated songbirds at Olive Garden? n/t

[idgiehkt]

36. And they better damn sing something by Oasis, too.

yeah.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

45. Yep. And sometimes she orders the Songbird Pizza from Domino's.

[Kerrytravelers]

21. Working for an "evil" institution. DoD, pharmaceutical, etc...

:sarcasm:

[idgiehkt]

32. or google.

I think. I can't remember whether that one has veered all the way toward the evil incarnate end of the very long spectrum with no center and two points on either end that represent holiness on the one hand and the depths of depravity on the other.

[idgiehkt]

52. Falling, falling, falling.

I guess since my future vice only got one vote I can put a page on KrepiStalkerSite (:hi: GGMB DUers, if there are any) and have all kinds of pervy people tell me "U R Hawt" and all that other kind of IM nonsense stuff...I need some f*cking attention here....carry on.

[Left Is Write]

114. So far, I've only had a friend request from one apparent pervy type.

I declined. :)

[Skittles]

53. the shopping cart people are assholes

WTF? EXERCISE YOUR FAT ASS AND PUT THE G.D. CART WHERE IT BELONGS

[idgiehkt]

62. and they ALWAYS drive Cadillacs

what is up with that?

I see them close the door on the Caddy, give the cart a hefty push and then just get in the car with no concern about where it ends up.

[KitchenWitch]

55. Standing still on the escalator.

[Redstone]

56. Not answering the specific question in the original post, especially if it's a poll.

Redstone

[idgiehkt]

61. lol, but how will I feel inferior if no one points out

how inadequate my poll really is?

:rofl:

[Redstone]

64. Well, if you were a REAL PROGRESSIVE (and a fan of MY candidate), you'd know!

Redstone

[idgiehkt]

67. yep, I'm a freeper moran.

those people in GD were right. But they always are, ESPECIALLY when they contradict themselves. ;)

[Redstone]

70. What, you think your'e special? NOBODY is good enough, or pure enough, or

whatever-the-hell enough for the GD crowd on a bad night. Sometimes I enjoy going over there for a good fight, but I do believe that you could post "The sky is blue today because it's not cloudy" and get accused of everything from being a traitor to the cause to being a hegemonist capitalist running-dog lackey, to cosmopolitanism and general mopery.

So don't feel bad, kiddo.

Redstone

[idgiehkt]

72. yep.

I never go in there because of that. I think it's a waste of time. The only reason I don't think they should shut that forum down is because the half of them that don't go into LBN would come in here. :(

[Redstone]

74. But it's cathartic sometimes when you're in a crappy mood and just want

to have a good fight.

well, at least for me. But I do pointless things sometimes.

Redstone

[idgiehkt]

78. for me it's like speed

It's a habit I had to break. It gives me such an adrenaline rush I can't sleep at night. Debating totally shuts down my emotions and I become a machine of pulsing logic, running on nothing but pure reason and righteousness. It's harder to come down from than acid. I think I could spend my life arguing in GD and slowly starve to death and never even realize what a miserable, warped, twisted shell of a human being I'd become.

:rofl:

[Redstone]

80. Whoa. Then don't do that. We'd miss you.

Redstone

[idgiehkt]

99. thanks Redstone

that means a lot to me. I'd miss you too.

[Rabrrrrrr]

57. Criticizing the auto-response DU guilty verdict against people ACCUSED of rape

Try bringing up "trial by peers" and "innocent until proven guilty" when someone gets accused of rape, and you might just as well go to prison yourself for a good old night with your new girlfriend Steve, ha ha ha, cuz prison rape is funny as hell.

[Redstone]

60. You damn brave say that, white man. Tonto go now; got to see man about horse while you

duck arrows and big fire come soon.

Redstone

[idgiehkt]

63. it's trial by a *jury* of your peers

not the guys you drink beer with.

:eyes:

Oh wait, that sounds nasty enough to be a GD post. Cool.

[Rabrrrrrr]

65. That's "guys *with whom* you drink beer". How can I take you seriously

when you don't even know how to use the fucking language?

Moran.

Go back to Community College.

[idgiehkt]

68. you and your goddamn gramer

fetish! Word perv. :eyes:

[Occulus]

58. .

:popcorn:

[Wapsie B]

71. Having veal has got to be right up there

on the list of transgressions. Tender-tasty baby cows. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

[UTUSN]

75. Saying negative things against Saints Fidel and Hugo

http://redwing.hutman.net/%7Emreed/

[KitchenWitch]

76. Do not forget Che

[PVnRT]

103. ...and Carolyn McKinney

:hide:

[Redstone]

77. Well, I was accused of "baiting wildlife" once when I talked about giving the birds

in my back yard some birdseed.

Redstone

[sarge43]

88. So, did you trap them, corn flake them and feed them to ocelot's cat? n/t

[LostinVA]

95. For reaL???

I missed THAT one, thank the gods.

I feed the birds seed and the nasty tree rat squirrels corn because my cats like to watch them. I guess I'm evil, too. Cool!

[idgiehkt]

79. still only 1 vote. Lookout krepistalkersite, here i come.

:) I can't wait for all the pervs to be telling me they want to **** on my **** with their **** in my *****....soon, very soon.

[eyepaddle]

96. Shouldn't that read

**** in your ***$& with their :!@#$% on your ****? :)

[idgiehkt]

100. maybe

I'm just a noob...not skilled yet in the art of ***$& yet.

[Danger Mouse]

81. Walmart sucks.

Sucks hard.

[SPKrazy]

82. As Soon AS I Get off MySpace, I'm Going To Wal Mart To Pick Up Some Smokes

and some cornflakes for breadding for my chicken breasts I will by at Wal Mart.

Then I'm going to pick up a pie from Cracker Barrel

then I'm going to meet a friend at Olive Garden for all you can eat soup and salad

then i'm going to .....

[Rabrrrrrr]

83. I totally forgot - you cannot speak ill of the dead here, except HItler

and Prescott Bush.

But, for fuck's sake, anyone else who dies - better not saying anything bad about them!!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

91. that one is one of my personal favs

[LSK]

85. Cracker Barrel stealing Olive Gardens Cornflake Chicken recipe

And having Rachael Ray sell it in a frozen dinner special at Walmart.

:popcorn:

[sarge43]

87. Include a free carton of cigs and we could be off to the races. n/t

[sammythecat]

86. I think you're going

to circumcise a male child.

Yours?

Or just "a male child"?

[Brewman_Jax]

89. How about...

Driving your gas-guzzling soldier-killing Bush*-enabling unsafe underused "makes me cool" SUV to shop at WalMart during which you're smoking and breast feeding your circumcized male child after which you go to Olive Garden with your hunting kill on your hood to meet an ex-freeper, who voted against their economic interests 'cause they're racists and hate liberals, but don't mind accepting public assistance, but got mad 'cause they were treated like "those people", too, to complain about your freeper spouse and in-laws, and wish you knew better when you were younger 'cause you wouldn't have gotten married in the first place, but you have too much invested to leave the rotten so-and-so, so let your indoor cats out to kill songbirds, egg cars, and commit credit card fraud all because you didn't drink your over-priced elitist coffee latte and get your caffeine hit to counter the hangover you got from drinking the elitist cocktails from last night!



Whew! How's that? :P

:rofl:

[sarge43]

97. You're good, really good.

Perhaps to be a shoo-in for The Hugh Moran of the Year award you should mention that you were a REMF who poses as a member of 101st Fighting Keyboarder Regiment.

[ContraBass Black]

102. Only if you're listening to Rap music the whole time.

[eyepaddle]

90. Well, praising shred guitarists is a pretty good way to get lit up

here in the lounge at any rate.


FYI for those who ain't up to date on all the git-tar lingo "to shred" is to play very fast, ususally scale based runs for pretty much the majority of the song It'll take about three posts before somebody points out that speed kills and less is more--and manage to say it in such a way that seems like they are the first ones to realize this.

Hey, wait a minute--your'e telling me that music that I never hear or see anybody with isn't popular?!?!

Just for the record, Yngwie can kick The Fall's ass up both sides of the street any day! :headbang:

























:P

I kill me with my obvious flame bait! :rofl:

[1gobluedem]

98. Um, saying you don't like Chicago?

The city, not the band. Or defending friends others have decided you shouldn't?

Those are my two biggest at any rate.

[ContraBass Black]

101. Dont forget Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, and whichever other celebrity.

What was the argument over them about?

[blondeatlast]

106. How quickly we forget.

[idgiehkt]

107. Gloria!!

I mean, Laura!!

[SKKY]

108. Considering MySpace is owned by Rupert...

...pretty easy decision.

[idgiehkt]

111. took you long enough

when the first vote went up there, I thought it was yours. I am thinking about doing a myspace. (ducks) Don't kill me...I am just craving some attention from some psychos and perverts. I'm lonely. :cry:

[SKKY]

113. Well sunshine, you'll certainly find them on myspace...

...we had to block access to my space where I work. People were spending an average of 4-5 hours a day on there (We had the proxy logs, so they couldn't deny it), and not getting anything done. It's just a matter of principle for me. I don't shop at Walmart, I don't watch anything Fox related, and I don't use myspace.

[idgiehkt]

119. good grief...4-5 hours?

I wonder what you do on there. No one will tell me. They just say try it and see. Wonder if it's webcam orgies and stuff. :shrug:

[mikeytherat]

109. No space in the poll for "I'm leaving DU..." posts?

'cause those are some tasty, toasty flamewars!

mikey_the_rat

[idgiehkt]

112. true

it's like posting that is equivalent to saying 'kick me when I'm down, right here, right now' or something. But the poll only has ten spaces.

[blondeatlast]

115. An up-and-comer off to a VERY promising start!

This one is off to a VERY promising start thanks to the OP's choice of avatars. :rofl:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=3033799&mesg_id=3033799

[wildhorses]

116. 4 headless horsemen

:P

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

118. poetry.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=5944894