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AlGore-08.com Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-02-04 07:04 PM
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Caption Smirk!


Smirk: "First I emptied the budget surplus and then I hit the mall and there in the window was this sexy little outfit, and oh my gosh, I just HAD to have it. Fifteen hundred dollars for a leather bustier? I didn't care, it lifts AND separates. Plus, it's not like I'M actually paying for it!"
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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-02-04 07:06 PM
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1. "oooooh...don'tcha like my tittaaas."
he says in his best Fat Bastard voice. :D
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-02-04 07:07 PM
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2. I despise all these Democratic smears against me...
I can't imagine what it is that I have done so horrible to be treated like that.
It is just not fair.
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Closer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-02-04 07:09 PM
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3. ....
"If you press like this here, you'll feel a heart in there, I promise. Oh wait, that's my kidney, nevermind."
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tnlefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-02-04 07:18 PM
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4. Hell, I don't know why that big, dark cloud seems to be hangin' over my
head or why everything that I touch turns to shit. I'M NOT RESPONSIBLE for it though...ok?
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peterh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-02-04 07:23 PM
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5. You say Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease starts here….
And then works it’s way up to the brain….happy hunting…
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boneygrey Donating Member (651 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-02-04 07:27 PM
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6. ROFL
LMAO.

I love those commercials.
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Dees Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-02-04 07:27 PM
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7. You're asking me if I'm All Hat and No Cattle?
You guys have seen the rolls of hay at the ranch. But Mr. pResident we know you hate horses.
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