Uh...Guys (as in MEN) I Have A Sorta Private Question

[THUNDER HANDS]

I'm not sure how to properly ask this, and I guess if I could make a request, it's that all the women reading this, stop now, and click something else.

:D

please

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Okay...here's the question:
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Okay....I think they're all gone. Okay guys, here's the question...

Is it normal to have, um, one ball hang lower than the other one? Like, an inch lower? Is that common, or is there something wrong with me I need to get checked out?

Thanks.

Now, as for the women who are still reading this after I explicitely told you not to, I guess you can go giggle and laugh at me now.

:D

[Dookus]

1. yes

it's perfectly normal. But send me a pic just so I can be sure.

[Cannikin]

46. ROFLMAO!!!!!!

You aint right!

[frogfromthenorth2]

2. I think this is called the "FALL BALL SYNDROM"....

Sorry...coudn't resist...

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

3. No, not at all I am in the medical

field...

try this...

http://www.medhelp.org/forums/urology/archive/4251.html

[Spider Jerusalem]

4. Perfectly normal, and in fact, necessary.

Helps keep you from causing yourself injury when you close your legs. (It's rather rare for the left to hang lower than the right, though. The reverse is much more common.)

[INTELBYTES]

20. Yeah, other wise they would act like those toys back in the 80's.

I think they were called "klackers". Two balls that slammed together. Fun as a kid, but not fun on a grown man.

[Obamarama]

51. And you know this WHY??

LOL

[Closer]

5. Yes, it's normal

to have one lower than the other. An inch lower is kind of drastic sounding, but could still very well be normal. Be sure to check yourself for lumps. As long as you don't feel any discomfort or soreness, you should be fine. If it's bothering you, it's really not a big deal at all to have a doctor check you out.

[Dookus]

6. also...

if it fell at midnight 12/31/03, that's also normal.

[greatauntoftriplets]

7. It also is normal for women to have one boob hung lower.

YES!!! I read your thread!!!! Bwa ha ha ha ha!!!!

[THUNDER HANDS]

13. ack!

Yeah, I knew women had boobs that could be all weird and stuff. My ex was a right-C and a left-D.

[onebigbadwulf]

8. Yes

and dont worry about one being bigger than the other

or weird noodle feeling stuff inside, it's not cancer.


Cancer is tiny hard bumps like bebe's from a bebe gun.

[Exultant Democracy]

9. only when one has been replaced by a bomb

by the time you read this it will be too late.

[POed_Ex_Repub]

10. I'm pretty sure that's not unusual...

Just be careful to not sit on one okay?

[HereSince1628]

11. If you can't levitate yer's....yer no man...

So why do you think everyone asks "how they hanging?"

I'd say it sounds like yer a just little up tight!

[VelmaD]

12. What I want to know...

is how you went about measuring exactly how much lower one was hanging than the other?

[THUNDER HANDS]

15. electron microscope

:D

[VelmaD]

16. Free advice...

never tell a girl you have to measure your genitalia with an electron microscope. ;-)

[THUNDER HANDS]

21. oh did I say microscope

I meant telescope. They're so big I had to stand really far back. :D

[VelmaD]

24. yes, but do they have...

rings? Or satellites orbiting them?

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

26. Or clingons surrounding your anus?

Oops, I mean Uranus, of course.

[camero]

54. Try to figure out the logistics of that....

Must have been a long telescope...hehe

[HereSince1628]

17. gettin them into the vacuum chamber must've hurt like HELL!

[HEyHEY]

14. Ah yes, the testical questions of a young man

I had one last year....I had a constant pain in my nut and I asked an older guy I was roomies with. He said to get it checked out, I didn't and it went away, just mind over matter.

As for your nuts, have they always been like that?

[THUNDER HANDS]

18. I've never really noticed it until a few weeks ago

I just assumed they were always level with eachother.

[VelmaD]

19. And what did you start doing...

last week so that you finally noticed? :evilgrin:

[THUNDER HANDS]

23. well if you must know

And I'm sure you're asking only for scientific diagnostic purposes, but I was in the shower.

And I noticed that my right one was higher up than my left one. But the odd thing is, when I bent over, or squatted down, they leveled out with eachother.

[VelmaD]

27. Oh absolutely...

for scientific purposes only. Trust me, I'm a doctor. Turn your head and cough. ;-)

I still feel like you're leaving out vitally important details. I'm sure you've been in the shower before in your life and you never noticed this before. Makes a girl wonder...hmm...

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

29. Perhaps you are only now learning to ambulate erect?

[VelmaD]

30. hehehehe...

you said erect...hehehehe

[HEyHEY]

33. Could of gone without that visual

Anyway, in truth mine are not level, I noticed that in the mirror once

[JohnKleeb]

22. You poor bastard

I dont know man.

[THUNDER HANDS]

28. you don't know?

How could you not know, John? You have taken a glance down there once or twice, haven't you? Wouldn't you notice if one of yours was riding a little high?

[LibertyorDeath]

25. Do your balls hang low

Do your balls hang low
Do they wiggle to and fro
Can you tie them in a knot
Can you tie them in a bow
Can you throw them over your shoulder
Like a continental soldier
Do your balls hang low.

Do your tits hang low
Do they wiggle to and fro
Can you tie them in a knot
Can you tie them in a bow
Can you throw them over your shoulder
Like a continental soldier
Do your tits hang low.

Happy New Year Magic Rat!

[Amaya]

31. What an adorable question

:D Thanks for making me bust out laughing :D

[HEyHEY]

34. If I ever her a young girl asking about her period....I'll bust out too

Just for you! ;-) just kiddin

[LynneSin]

32. SKIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEERRRRRRR....

he's posting sex threads again!!!!

Someone hit the alarm

[THUNDER HANDS]

35. hey this is a pertinent medical question

I'm sure if one of yours were hanging lower than the other you'd want reassurance too. :D

[LynneSin]

40. I wouldn't want a pair of balls. If I had them I'd cut them off

Don't know how you men can live with those things

:Shrug:

(btw, I'm just funning with ya!!!)

[greatauntoftriplets]

43. Lynne, we live with boobs.

:shrug:

[LynneSin]

45. Mine aren't that big so they don't get on my nerves

Why women would pay money to have watermelons on their chest is beyond me?

:shrug:

[LibertyorDeath]

36. This is a very important medical ? nothing to do with sex

we're all grown ups here... talkin Balls.

[Karenina]

38. BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

BWHAHAHAHAHA!!! LUCKY I JUST SCHLUCKED, YOU WENCH!!!

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

37. When I was young and skinny I had one slide up into my abdomen

Damn did it hurt, but the doc said that was normal, considering what I was doing at the time.... I was hanging upside down while being fellated by a young lady.
The testicle thing was quite painful for a while, but it got better. And, I just checked... and my left one is lower.
So there.

[VelmaD]

39. More scientific research here...

Just out of curiosity, was this a fun experience prior to the testicle sliding up into your abdomen?

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

44. extremely exciting to say the least

quite a head rush, pardon the pun

[VelmaD]

49. Kewl

I'm thinking there are gonna be some really surprised people tonight. "Honey...have you ever considered trying..." ;-)

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

42. Thanks to...

The rather exciting aspects of working in the music business all my life, I have enjoyed, in my checkered past, a certain amount of, shall we say, "variety" in certain aspects pertaining to sexual practices. Some of it was messy, some of it was boring, most of it was good. Having said that, I must say: you win. I am utterly impressed with your having hung upside-down and getting blowed.

You sir, are my newest hero. When I grow up, I wanna be just like you. ;-)

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

64. I have to say, I am honored, to say the very least

Thank you, Sarah, wherever you are now.

[brainshrub]

41. Yes

http://www.joegenius.com/questions/1003

[Cannikin]

48. Have you had a hernia?

Since my hernia repair surgery, one of mine has hung lower...ok..major over-share..but still.

[populistmom]

47. As the mom of 3 boys and future nurse

I can answer in a very detatched, scientific way- yes, it's normal!

[camero]

50. Yes, Unless you live in Times Square

It has one ball dropping too. :)

Just Kidding. It's not anything you have to have checked out. Just an idiosyncrasy of the body.

[frylock]

52. this reminds me of a benny hill character, wun hung lo!!!

[Ramsey]

53. I'll answer

Because although I am a woman, I've seen a lot of...balls. Relax, I'm a doctor.

So I'd say that not only is it normal, it's even typical.

[mmonk]

55. It can be

if you get there by a basketball like what happened to me when younger. I had to get an operation.

[DS1]

56. You have 2 nuts? You fucking freak!

:wtf:

[Padraig18]

57. Speaking as an expert in balls...

I have seen a LOT of balls, and you are COMPLETELY normal, MagicRat. :)

[THUNDER HANDS]

58. whew

Now what do I do about my extra penis? :D

[Padraig18]

59. Extra!

You LUCKY guy! I'd never get any work done, if I had TWO! :evilgrin:

[VelmaD]

60. Take pictures...

and send them to me. :evilgrin:

[THUNDER HANDS]

62. you're so bad

Here I am talking about my rare medical condition and all you can do is think dirty thoughts.

tsk tsk tsk

:D

[VelmaD]

63. What's your point?

Hey, you show me yours and I'll show you mine. ;-)

Besides, from the responses it doesn't sound like it's all that rare anyway. :P

[THUNDER HANDS]

65. okay....but I want video

You + witch outfit + about 10 gallons of vanella pudding. :D

[VelmaD]

67. Well, if we're putting in requests...

I want one with leather chaps, edible glitter, and a spatula. ;-)

[camero]

68. What's the spatula for?

You like em sunny side up? Or over easy? :)

[VelmaD]

69. either way is fine...

I'm easy. ;-)

The spatula is for paddling his ass...duh.

[camero]

71. remind me not to ask you to make dinner.

I like my eggs without brown spots on em. :P

[VelmaD]

73. Oh don't worry...

I'm hygienic and wash the spatula between uses. :-)

[camero]

74. Whew

And here I thought I was gonna be a bad cow :P

[VelmaD]

76. BAD COW! BENT OAFER!

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

[camero]

77. ouch

Hey, that spatula feeels gooood. :)

Edit: Please go easy. I'm just a lil' heifer. hehe

[VelmaD]

78. You do know...

that a heifer is a girl cow, right? Just checking.

It doesn't really make me a difference one way or the other mind you. :shrug:

Spatulas rock. Not only do they feel good...they leave a little pattern on your backside. :-)

[camero]

79. I forgot

Had to go to the bathroom to check though. Just in case it fell off.
:P I'm a lil' steer.

Cows: I don't check to see what they are, I just tip em.

[VelmaD]

80. Is that why guys...

are forever grabbing their package...just to make sure it hasn't fallen off since the last time they touched it? ;-)

re cow tipping: it is VITALLY important that you check what they are before tipping - you DO NOT want to try to tip a bull

[camero]

82. Before every pitch

Don't want the dog to get it. :P

[VelmaD]

83. Yup, they'd get it all slobbery...

and then bury it in the backyard and then what would you do for fun. ;-)

[camero]

84. I would be lost. Just lost.

And with a big shovel. And a metal detector. :)

[VelmaD]

85. Metal detector...

that sounds...intriguing.

[camero]

86. usually

The buried penises are in the same place as the bottle caps. And I had to have SOME protection...lol :P

[VelmaD]

87. Oh, I get it...

not nearly as much fun as what I was envisioning. Oh well. *huge fake sigh*

*enormous yawn* Not that this hasn't been a little slice o' heaven, but I am being ordered off to bed. Gotta get up and jog in the morning and then go to a peace rally. Doesn't that sound like fun. :-)

Be a good little bull. ;-)

[camero]

88. I will. Nite

I was lookin for a metal condom, but I couldn't find one. :P

[camero]

89. and the batteries are still inside.

:P

[pfitz59]

61. Do your balls hang low....

Do they waggle to and fro...
Can you tie them in a knot...
Can you tie them in a bow...
Can you throw them o'er your shoulder...
Like a Continental soldier...
Do your balls hang low?

Couldn't resist!
BTW - Normal. My left testes hangs an inch lower than my right.

[LastKnight]

66. if it recently dropped...

i think you may have 'times square new years eve' syndrome... lol

-LK

[kodi]

70. the middle one is supposed to hang lowest

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[camero]

72. You haven't been to Europe have ya?

lol

[greendog]

75. The right one is the Republican nut and the left one is the Democratic nut

If the Democratic nut is lower, looser, and larger you're OK. If the Republican nut is lower, looser, and larger see a urologist tomorrow! Get yourself fixed! Please, don't reproduce.

:)

[Stuckinthebush]

81. How about that...?

I always thought you were female.

Go figure.

As to your question...if I'm of the norm, then that is normal.