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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-03-07 01:40 AM
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let me be the 1st in 2007
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"


:hide:


Happy New Year!!!

:hi: :D
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-03-07 01:47 AM
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1. ruddy brilliant
:woohoo:
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-03-07 01:47 AM
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2. how many times do I have to tell you???
My name is not Ruddy!!!!

:popcorn:
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Lethe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-03-07 02:37 AM
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4. broccoli is cool
seriously
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-03-07 02:32 AM
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3. .....
:spank: :spank: :spank:
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texanwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-03-07 02:42 AM
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5. Well. somebody had to do it.
:headbang:
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dubeskin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-03-07 04:54 AM
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6. Maybe this does the trick...
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-03-07 05:06 AM
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7. Bravo! Bravo! Author! Author!
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lildreamer316 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-03-07 08:13 AM
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8. Kick
Goddammit.
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