What should I ban when I buy Disneyland/world?

[ohiosmith]

> General Admission. Only those personally approved by me will be granted entry.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

1. Can I be Colonel Concession?

[ohiosmith]

5. What are your qualifications?

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

12. I've slaughtered my enemies, burned their villages.

And I've got my food handler's license.

[ohiosmith]

13. Supply your own hair net and you've got the job.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

15. Hair net?

What sort of sissyfied operation are you planning on running there, General?

[ohiosmith]

17. Do you own or can you borrow a hat? We will provide dandruff free

meals only.

[Midlodemocrat]

2. See. I knew you were going to do this which is why I've been

complimenting you on your humor. In case you wanted to ban me, which of course you don't because I'm such a suck up.


:P

[ohiosmith]

6. I'd never deny you. and EVERY DAY will be Chicken Pot Pie Day.

[miss_american_pie]

3. BFIP

:hide:

[ohiosmith]

8. An issue that I will personally review on a case by case basis.

[Hugin]

4. Dump those stupid coupon things...

A UPC tattoo on the forehead is much more efficient.

[ohiosmith]

9. Excellent idea. How about laser applied for expediency?

[Hugin]

20. I guess they're already OBE...

So, instead how's about a Red Light District attraction on Main Street U.S.A.?

[ohiosmith]

22. That's the kind of thinking I want on my transition team.

[Hugin]

25. The new third-generation Animatronics are quite realistic...

Also, you might consider removing the 'catch basin' from the end of the water rides.

Save a couple of $$$... Right there.

[ohiosmith]

28. I like it. How about replacing the catch basins with wading pools filled with used cooking oil?

[Hugin]

30. Brilliant! Then you could add an Eco-friendly citation to the brochures!

:applause:

[ohiosmith]

32. Yea. And we could periodically recycle it back into the deep fryers.

[seemunkee]

10. No need

They've already gone biometric.

[Hugin]

18. Drat! I had three cases of them saved .. I was going to use them in OS's Red Light Main Street USA..

:curses:

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. Children

[ohiosmith]

11. Goes without saying.

[YankeyMCC]

14. Transfats

:evilgrin:

[ohiosmith]

16. NO! Transfats are the cornerstone of my new improved food service offerings.

[LSK]

19. Time

Time should stand still when visiting there.

[ohiosmith]

24. I'm working on that. What's it worth to you?

[LSK]

26. 5 minutes

[ohiosmith]

29. Money dude. How much money?

[LSK]

31. Time = Money = 5 minutes

[jobycom]

21. Long lines for anyone not named or related to someone named Jobycom.

Other than that, make sure you keep all the pro-environmental and pro-science stuff Eisner installed, as well as all the vegetarian and otherwise healthy options he championed. You could lower the prices, though.

[ohiosmith]

23. No, no, no, no and finally...... NO!

Prices will be determined by me on a case by case basis.

[jobycom]

27. Looks like I'll just have to buy it before you do, then.

:silly:

[spinbaby]

33. You could start by banning Brazilian tour groups

Also, roving groups of cheerleaders--you don't want to be there during Pop Warner days. Oh, and families with SUV-sized strollers.

[ohiosmith]

34. Done, done, and done. By the way, how many is a brazilian?

[spinbaby]

37. One Brazilian is too many

At least when they're organized into tour groups.

By the way, can you bring back the Main Street Electrical Parade? I think you'll have to steal it back from Tokyo.

[ohiosmith]

38. Yes. The Main Street Electrical Parade will not only return, but will feature

nightly executions by electrocution.

[spinbaby]

45. Oooh, nice touch

We can start with those creepy doll characters from the Spectromagic parade.

Must kill creepy clown dolls.

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[TommyO]

35. How about a new Halloween overlay for

the Haunted Mansion. Instead of the Hellhouses that some christian groups put on for Halloween, show the warped, twisted life of the self-righteous!

[ohiosmith]

36. Excellent idea. Who should we have represented?

[TommyO]

40. All of the standard players

Falwell, Robertson, Jim Baker (leave Tammy Faye out, she's repented of her evil ways), Oral (gonna have fun with that one) Roberts, priests who have been convicted of child molestation, Ted Haggard.

The final display could be all of them ascending to heaven, only to have the pearly gates slam shut on them and be cast into the hell of their making - fire, brimstone, sulfur, and of course 72 not-so virgin demons for each one of them.

[philosophie_en_rose]

39. Roving Disney characters should carry trays of booze and snacks.

:bounce:

[ohiosmith]

41. And, be scantily clad.

[philosophie_en_rose]

42. Scantily Clad Mickey?

:yoiks:

[ohiosmith]

43. You some kind of prude or something. What is it exactly that you have against mice?

[philosophie_en_rose]

44. Well, I suppose Donald doesn't wear pants at all.

:rofl:

[ohiosmith]

48. Donald is the man, ...er, drake.

[spinbaby]

46. Scantily-clad Jack Sparrow.

Aladdin's cute, too. Or you can go for one of the princesses if that's more your speed.

[philosophie_en_rose]

47. Scantily-clad Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow!

No substitutions!