Have you ever been photographed in the nude?

[ohiosmith]

[terrya]

1. Dear God, no.

That picture would scare a lot of people.

[RetroLounge]

45. Wanna bet?

:evilgrin:

:hi:

RL

[Roon]

2. Yes I have

and at the time I was HOT!!

[sammythecat]

28. Don't believe ya. Prove it.

I'm just a lecher.

[Roon]

124. LOL

Long deleted!

[Left Is Write]

3. No.

I've never even seen any nakie baby pics of myself.

[NewWaveChick1981]

4. Yes.

:evilgrin:

[ohiosmith]

9. Could've guessed.

:evilgrin: Happy New Year NewWaveChick1981.

[NewWaveChick1981]

11. Happy new year to you too, ohiosmith!

:evilgrin: Now whatever gave you that idea??? :P :hi:

[ohiosmith]

13. Just a hunch.

[NewWaveChick1981]

17. Wow! It's Abby Normal!

:rofl: :hi:

[billyskank]

16. Well no shit Sherlock

:P

[NewWaveChick1981]

18. ...

:rofl: :hi: :* :loveya: How are you, sweetie?

[billyskank]

21. I am good

No, I am better than good. I am great! :D

:* :hug: :loveya:

[SPKrazy]

56. ...

:evilgrin: :loveya:

[NewWaveChick1981]

129. ...

:hi: :evilgrin: :*

[SPKrazy]

152. ...

:hug: :loveya: :yourock:

[malta blue]

5. Yup

:blush:

[MrCoffee]

6. yep

[WritingIsMyReligion]

7. Er, no. Definitely no.

Don't do child porn. :P

[itsmesgd]

8. yep, I was a baby though

[ceile]

10. Oh, good! I was waiting for others to answer "yes"

before I did. :yoiks:

[Phillycat]

12. Of course.

Very artful, black and white. They're probably on the internet by now. Heh. Who cares?

[Guava Jelly]

14. PM all nude photo's to gopsux for verification

:7 :silly:

[Pierre.Suave]

15. Yes, but...

when you see them, remember this, the security cameras in the dorms add 10-15 lbs and not in the good places.





























j/k...

[Name removed]

19. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[Writer]

20. Yes...

although it wasn't very artistic. I wouldn't mind doing something more artistic, though. :P

[hunter]

23. Awwww, how could your picture not be very artistic?

Every naked picture and drawing and painting of me is very fine art. At least that's what the artists always told me!

[Writer]

26. Mr. Writer is quite artistic, actually.

I would be tickled if he drew me while I was in the nude. I dunno, attention like that makes me feel desirable.

Maybe I should ask him sometime. :P

[hunter]

30. My wife is quite artistic.

She's talked me out of my clothes a few times that way!

My dad is also an artist. When I was a very self conscious teenager, one of the most embarrassing things in the whole world to me was when visitors saw his drawings of nudes, especially drawings of my mom.

[SPKrazy]

58. ...

feeling mighty artistic right now!

:evilgrin:

[Writer]

61. ((wink wink))

((nudge nudge))

[SPKrazy]

64. ((Winks Back))

brings camera to colorado

:evilgrin:

[SKKY]

22. Not photographed, but drawn...

...I volunteered for an art class when I was in college. It was cold. Very, very cold.

[Strawman]

24. What else was a Polaroid camera for?

Oh yeah that's right: "convenience."

[Phillycat]

27. HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

:thumbsup: Yes, because the pictures were so high-quality. :eyes:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

25. Not on purpose.

:P

[idgiehkt]

29. Anything is possible

I don't specifically remember if I was, past childhood anyway. But I hate it for kids nowadays...whole different world than 20 years ago with cell phone cams and stuff.

[FedUpWithIt All]

31. Yes n/t

[Tyo]

32. Uhhh..... Yes n/t

[Guava Jelly]

37. I dont believe you

:evilgrin:
:hi:

[FedUpWithIt All]

39. You don't? I'm so hurt...

:P


:hug:

[Guava Jelly]

40. Ok I believe you

I guess the jedi mind trick doesn't work on you :rofl:
:hug:

[SPKrazy]

74. ...

my PM is available for umm, inspections?

:rofl:

Hi Fed Up!

:loveya: :hug:

[FedUpWithIt All]

88. Hi SPK

:hug: :loveya:

[SPKrazy]

89. ...

You've become a popular person on here

I read where people were waiting for you to show up!

:hug: :loveya:

[FedUpWithIt All]

91. Naw, i am just the new girl ;)

I moved enough to recognize it. :)

:loveya: :hug: My goal is to achieve lasting affection like you have. ;)

I have been a bit sick the past few days so haven't been around much. Missing you people. :)

[SPKrazy]

95. Awwww

are ya feeling better?

I know there is a GI virus going around where I live.

Lots of colds and coughs

Luckily I've only had some sinus problems that I got from changing altitudes and dryness when I went to Colorado

Here I'm fine.

Well physically at least.

:loveya: :hug:

I think you are getting lasting affection, at least I think pretty highly of you!

[FedUpWithIt All]

104. And i do you. :D

Feeling pretty crap tonight...gonna hit the sack in a few. Expect i'll feel better tomorrow, then watch out.

:rofl:

:hugs:

[SPKrazy]

108. G'Night Fed UP

almost called you FedEx ROFL

hope you feel better and sleep good

:hugs:

:loveya:

;-)

[billyskank]

121. ...

:D

[Lars39]

33. Do MRIs count?

[ohiosmith]

34. So your answer is yes?

[Lars39]

38. Up one side and down the other.

[LynneSin]

35. Many times......

....but I was a bouncy baby not just a few weeks old when that happened

[bicentennial_baby]

36. Yep

More than once

[Briarius]

41. Yep, several

ah the joys of a digital camera :evilgrin:

[Schema Thing]

42. Yes. Be afraid.

[Rosemary2205]

43. Not intentionally but yes.

When I had my car accident the cops took evidence pictures of all my wounds and I was nekkid (and unconscious). I was QUITE angry because the pics showed my face and my nekkid body parts together and were blasted to a jury even while I was in a coma. Appearantly the law allows cops to abuse the victim any way they please in the name of "justice".

[ContraBass Black]

44. To the disappointment of many, no.

[RetroLounge]

46. Yes

but nobody wants copies...

:cry:

RL

[ThomCat]

60. Says who! I'll pay good money for copies.

:P

[trof]

47. Does 'semi' count? Waist up?

Did a stint in my late teens as an artists' model.
BUFF!
;-)

[ohiosmith]

49. You get half credit.

[NNadir]

83. Yeah, by two different women.

My first girlfriend in the 1960's took a poloroid. When we broke up we gave each other our naked pictures back. This has spared any complete strangers the dubious advantage of seeing me naked.

My wife took a picture like that before we were married in exchange for me taking lots of similar pictures of her. Interestingly my wife is the only woman I dated of whom I have naked pictures. Indeed, with the exception of my first girlfriend, she is the only lover of whom I took naked pictures. I still have them, and I still love them, since they bring back such happy memories.

[eauclaireliberal]

48. No. BTW...

Here's a good reason for you ladies to keep your clothes on.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

50. I would have; but I could never find any nude photographers.

:beer:

[ohiosmith]

52. Where is Mr.Coffee when you really need him?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

53. Does he photograph nude?

[ohiosmith]

54. I think that if he does not, he could be persuaded to.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

55. Woohoo!

:woohoo:

[MrCoffee]

150. it's harder to persuade me to put clothes on when i'm snapping pics.

[Magrittes Pipe]

51. Of course.

[ThomCat]

57. Yes, a fair number of times.

:7

[LibraLiz1973]

59. WHO TOLD YOU?

I was young and they said it wouldn't ever come out!


Are you going to take away my crown now?



:rofl:

[crispini]

62. Ok, I have to post this link, which is DEFINITELY Not Safe ForWork

So this photographer dude who takes lots of nice photos of nude women then decides to do a project of poses of HIMSELF, nude, in the exact same pose and shot and style as the photos of women, and shows them side by side. It's absolutely hysterical.

WARNING! NUDITY!
http://www.midbrowart.com/layer1/nugal/modvpho/gallery.htm

[Magrittes Pipe]

65. That's fuckin' brilliant.

So, which one's you?


:hide:

[crispini]

67. Snicker.

No comment. :bounce:

[Magrittes Pipe]

81. I bet this is you:

http://www.midbrowart.com/layer1/nonnug/stuff1/image01.htm

[FedUpWithIt All]

68. I love that. Thank you for the link.

:hi:

[Redstone]

72. I REALLY wish he hadn't done that.

Redstone

[Drum]

116. Excellent!

Thanks...I was laughing even before I clicked the link... :D


And yes, in re the OP, I have.

[BarenakedLady]

156. Need.to.see.

:evilgrin:

*purrrrrr*

[seemunkee]

136. Fantastic

I love the pregnant ones.

And yes I have been. I wonder where my wife has those stashed?

[Scout1071]

142. I don't know if it's a coincidence, but my computer started acting up

when I went to that website. I shut'er down and rebooted.

[Rhythm]

63. yeah... by Oktoberain the other day.

i woke up to the camera flash going off, and then drowsily forgot it...

i sleep au natural most of the time, and found out later that she had snapped a couple of shots while i was crashed and uncovered. They're for her amusement, and i don't mind in the least.

[Guava Jelly]

82. please forward said pictures

:evilgrin:

[Rhythm]

137. you'd burn your retinas... trust me...

if the ugly factor didn't render you catatonic first.

[Lyric]

138. You are so full of it. *pfft*

You are painfully sexy and you need to just accept it. So there!

[Guava Jelly]

151. oh please

nothing ugly about you or your girlfriend.

[Aristus]

66. Yes.

But I was, like, six months old at the time. B-) I was getting a bath in the kitchen sink. For a joke my dad posed with a bottle of wine. "Would Sir care for some wine with his bawth?" kind-of thing. And I just gave him a stupifyed six-month-old stare.

BTW, you can see my dinger-donger in the pic.


I'll post it sometime. :7

[GalleryGod]

69. Yes! With my friend at the time ! Still have the 11X14

She was beautiful (looked like Keira Knightley) and I looked like...well, Me !:rofl:

[Dangerously Amused]

70. Nope. Anybody who sees my lady bits sees them in person.

[Redstone]

73. You may be the only one who hasn't. It's an epidemic, especially with the advent of

digital cameras.

Good for you for being a holdout.

Redstone

[Dangerously Amused]

77. A holdout yes, but

...paranoid as well. I mean you just never know when those things are going to surface. Even if you think you have total control... say you get run over by a bus tomorrow, and your family/kids find them while going through your private, locked-up stuff. Do you really want them to have that as one of their last memories of you?


:scared:

[Redstone]

84. Helluva good point, there.

Redstone

[SPKrazy]

75. That Limits Things

to those who can see them...

in person

:shrug: :pals:

[Dangerously Amused]

79. Yessir, whole lotta beans done seen me nekkid.

:7

[SPKrazy]

86. Lucky Beans I Guess?

beans?

bean orgies

something is wrong with us DA!

:evilgrin:

[Dangerously Amused]

92. MAGIC beans. Heh. Hey, look...! Wieners!

Wieners and beaners!

[SPKrazy]

96. Are They Having An Orgy too?

or is this just some tasty looking fare today.

those hot dogs look good and I rarely eat hot dogs.

The beans, well, need more brown sugar in them. and bacon.

[dpbrown]

87. My dear DA...

Perhaps if you'd invest in some drapes?



Then again, why don't I come on over and size them up for you in person...

What? Why the drapes of course...

:evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

90. Ahhhaahhhaa! That Sig Line got me!

:spray:

I read it and was thinking one thing then read the "faith without reason is PNAC"

good one

:rofl:

[dpbrown]

102. Thanks!

:thumbsup:

:kick:

[Dangerously Amused]

94. Hey! dp babycakes! How you doing boy? Where you been?

:bounce:



And how come you only show up when there's talk of me being nekkid...?!?

[dpbrown]

100. I just got back from Florida!

And it's good to see you, too!

I think I have some kind of, well, special nekkid DA radar or something...not that I'm complaining, mind you!

:bounce:

:thumbsup:

[Redstone]

71. Painted, yes. (I mean had paintings done of me, not painted on my ownself.)

More than once.

But I was younger then.

Redstone

[Deja Q]

76. By somebody else or by the camera's 10 second automatic timer?

:spray:

[TommyO]

78. Hell yes, and the pics are out there, somewhere!

(and I have more than a few here).

[dpbrown]

80. Yes

Wonder away.

[carly denise pt deux]

85. Not that I can remember.......

Carly

[SPKrazy]

99. Ruh Roh!

that means they could be out there, but you don't remember if they are?

:evilgrin:

[carly denise pt deux]

126. well.....there was that "lost weekend"............

Carly

[RevolutionaryActs]

93. Not since I was a baby.

Which is good, because in the words of terrya, that picture would scare a lot of people. :P

[SPKrazy]

97. Maybe You Can Experiment With Your New Digital

you can send me some pics and I'll tell you what I think of them


:rofl: :evilgrin:

I know, PERV

[RevolutionaryActs]

98. I KNEW someone (you) would post to me in this thread.

I just knew it! :silly:

[SPKrazy]

103. Of Course I Would

I am stalking you

well not really

I just hang out in threads like this looking for hawtties like you

:crazy: :hi:

[RevolutionaryActs]

106. Stalker perv

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

109. You Know It Rev

That's me

stalker perv

:rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

110. I love it.

It's fun to say really fast, "stalkerperv"

[SPKrazy]

112. ...

Stalker

Perv

Klepto

SPK

[bridgit]

101. nope...

[Danger Mouse]

105. I only wonder one thing.

Wonder what the deleted message was back there? A sample?
And as to being photographed in the nude? Oh lord no.

[LeftyMom]

107. Yes.

And just to save DU some bandwidth, no he's not sharing.

[Hardrada]

111. I honestly can't remember.

People certainly had opportunities back in the halcyon nekked stoned party days. And I would have been too zonked to be bothered about it. But I was just a skinny guy so probably no one bothered! People were less prudish in those days, I think. Of course, my old college had nude coed soccer soccer until a few years ago.

[BarenakedLady]

113. Yes

Then the camera broke and anyone who had the misfortune of seeing the picture died a horribly slow and painful death.

and then I laughed.

[Skittles]

114. No, I'd never do that n/t

[Blue_In_AK]

115. Yes, but they're all destroyed.

[Name removed]

117. Deleted message

Here are a couple somewhat safe for work examples from this year... I do have tentative shoots with 2 or 3 DUers should our paths ever cross. Any more volunteers?

[hunter]

140. No? You need to look at this:

Model's Revenge!

http://www.midbrowart.com/layer1/nugal/revenge/gallery.htm

(Not safe for work... thanks crispini... I think...)

I've never been photographed, drawn, painted, etc., by anyone who wouldn't switch places.... well... except maybe for those really creepy guys who hang out on the beach cliffs with big telephoto lens penis extensions.

I'm pretty dang mean about issues of sexism. Growing up surrounded by militant feminists will do that to a guy...

[gmoney]

154. well...

I won't let people photograph me clothed even... and count me among those folks nobody needs to see naked.

[Omphaloskepsis]

118. Yeah..

I got some nudies floating around.

[TorchTheWitch]

119. Many times

I actually have few photos with clothes on... or enough clothes.

[LostinVA]

139. That's because you're one of those

Philly chicks. I grew up in South Jersey. I know all about your type.

[crim son]

120. Never.

And now it's too late!

[GalleryGod]

135. Oh, please...it is Never

too late,Crim...with great lighting:loveya: :wow:

[crim son]

146. Lighting that great has not yet been invented.

:P

[neweurope]

122. Yes -some decades ago. Nobody

would want to do this nowadays, though...

-----------------------

Remember Fallujah

Bush to The Hague!

[lildreamer316]

123. Are you seriously asking me that?

Ha ha!:evilgrin:

[swimboy]

125. Au naturally

:D

[billyskank]

127. Hello swimboy!

How fabulous to see you today. :D

:hi:

[swimboy]

132. Wonderful to see you, too, my friend!

B-) :hi:

(btw--I read a couple of online reviews of the restaurant where we had lunch and a number of them mentioned the unbelievable trek to the ladies and gents rooms. :rofl: )

[billyskank]

133. It is indeed quite an odyssey

tjwmason was correct when he said it was like, "surely it can't be down here...?" :D

[terrya]

143. woo-hoo!

:-)

[swimboy]

145. terrya!

:hug: :hi:

[meegbear]

128. Yes, privately, but I will again be later this year for an online site

[Robb]

130. Let's just say

...I won't be running for elected office any time soon. :rofl:

[hunter]

141. I think we will reach a tipping point...

... where politicians will be considered suspect if there are no risque' photos to be found. Like, "What else are they hiding?"

[swag]

131. Not to my knowledge,

There are all those wireless mini-cams nowadays, though, and I have been naked in locker rooms, showers, and the like.

[swimboy]

147. That's it

not gettin' any work done today

[swag]

148. Flatterer

[AllegroRondo]

134. not with my consent

[MissMillie]

144. No

I figure, why break a perfectly functional camera?

:shrug:

[leftofthedial]

149. I'v ehardly ever been photographed

with my clothes on

[kwassa]

153. back in old technology days ....... posed nude for drawing classes

somewhere there are hundreds of drawings of me naked. Mostly with lots of goosebumps.

at the time, it was a well-paying part-time job.

I quit after working at some underheated art classes in winter.

[Lautremont]

155. 24 times a second on quite a few occasions.

[eppur_se_muova]

157. No, but I was painted in the nude ...

really hard to get it all out of the wrinkly parts afterward.